The Last Rhino

oh hey kyle. how was your party,

did u get a lotta booze inur tum yummy!

bye?

i <3 teh last rhiner

mister oh mister johnny fuckin keller
always sitting on the couch with his miller
one time i came home early from my day at the beach
and i saw him dancing crazy like he thought he was dancing in the street

i heard him say all loud and proud, in my ear
that step up 2 is his favorite movie, loud and clear
he told me his posse was on their way over
to practice their moves, and do some bend-overs

i asked him politely to just keep it down
i dont need to hear all kinds of bouncing and clapping around
he scoffed, and said, "yea sure dude, whatever"
so i shut my door, shook my head and said "oh, keller"

since that day, its been a little bit weird
and now even gardiner is growing a fuckin beard
we have some shows in january and im a little afraid
that keller will quit drums and only want to dance onstage

i told him that foo fighters arent even in that soundtrack sir
he didnt care, said he absolutely loved that flo-rida song about the boots with the fur
and then i watched him do this fckin crazy ass pirouette
and he he got real close to my face and whispered serious, "STEP"

if anyone can help me with this awful mess
if anyone can please stop all this ridiculousness
maybe ill front the fee to one of our january shindigs
cause im sick and tired of watching keller dance his jigs

love you john
nof

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081111/music_nm/us_heart_music_3


Researchers have found that listening to your favorite music can dilate your heart the same way laughing and heart medications can. Which is good. Dilation means the vessels open up wider which allows blood to flow more freely.

to mewsik!!

-nof