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The Phanatic
The Phanatic contains 100% of your daily value of vitamin hilarious
The Phanatic is more powerful than a vampire and a werewolf combined.
The Phanatic pwns n00bs
The Phanatic is so cool, he makes ice jealous
The Phanatic turned down a high-powered Wall Street job to follow his passion: gettin funky
The Phanatic inspires criminals to change their evil ways.
The Phanatic won the World Series of Shakin' It.
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The Phanatic knows when to play it cool.
The Phanatic won the Nobel Prize for Takin' It to the Next Level!
The Phanatic invented love.
The Phanatic graduated from Badass University with a major in Awesome
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