The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
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The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Hey--tomorrow Guess What's in Lisa's Lunchbox!!! and win!!!! Win a Butterball turkey by guessing if the turkey will make it across the street! Enjoy the nice weather!

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Here Turkey, turkey, turkey!!!! Win your Buterball this morning on MIX95.1...the station with the 2 turkeys that wake you up every morning! haha!

Yesterday at 3:23am
Colleen Miller
Colleen Miller
OMG... Lisa that joke about the guy who got his wish is what you call the Piece de resistance' to start the morning off. I would love to see the look on Rick's face when he first heard that one LOL
Yesterday at 4:52am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
HaHa-here it is to send to a friend!



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A man was sick and tired



of going to work every day



while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went
through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough,
the man awoke as a woman...
He arose, cooked breakfast
for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank
to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put
away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced
the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box
and bathed the dog..
Then, it was already 1 P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, And sweep and mop
the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and
got the kids organized to do
their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops
and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And put
them to bed.
At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke
and immediately knelt by the
bed and said: -
Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay
home all day.
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change
things back to the way
they were.
You'll just have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
Yesterday at 6:24am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Have a great weekend! Win your Thanksgiving turkey Monday morning...and lots more!!!!

November 6 at 3:25pm
Huda Khan
Huda Khan
u too ^_^
November 6 at 3:38pm
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

Rick and Lisa in Studio!
7 new photos
November 6 at 3:58am
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Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker
Is there any chance you can sprinkle in current music with the Christmas Concentration? I love hearing Christmas songs on the radio during the holiday season, but it doesn't take long before I tired of them.

It's especially going to be overwhelming now that Kasey Kasum's broadcast is no longer on on Sunday mornings.
November 6 at 1:30pm
Dawn Birgensmith
Dawn Birgensmith
I agree!! Christmas music. I love CHristmas!!! BTW Lisa you look great!
Sat at 4:44am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show FRIDAY!!!! Yeah!!!!! Win lots of great stuff this morning! $50 Giant Gift cards, Brian Regan tks, Ciro Aereo:Espresso for tomorrow--if you want to win these, let me know!

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Tomorrow morning we will check in with 101-year-old Grandma!!!!! I'm sure she will have lots to say! Win a $50 giftcard if you make it to 5th grade/ a TURKEY if you drop out...in ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER!!! Catch you early in the morning!

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show This morning a $50 Giant Foods gift card with This and That at 7:45!!!! Can someone straighten Rick out?

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Okay you want to win a $50 Giant Gift Card? How 'bout a Butterball turkey!!! We have it for you tomorrow morning! Oh, come on...send me a picture of your dirty coffee mug. Certainly I'm not the only one....am I ????? lol

November 4 at 8:27am
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The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
I bet if I offered a $50 gift card I would get some pictures! LOL!!!!
November 5 at 3:16am
Charylee Pugh
Charylee Pugh
Hey now I sent a pic...Mine just didn't llok like Lisa's hahaah!
November 5 at 4:05am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

Lisa's very dirty tea mugs!!!!
6 new photos
November 4 at 4:44am
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Huda Khan
Huda Khan
hahah! That looks like one of my moms coffe cups when she leaves them in the car over the weekend
November 6 at 3:36pm
Holly Burke Wible
Holly Burke Wible
Ha ha, Lisa!! I am a HUGE "germ-a-phobe", but I totally understand about them being your own "friendly germs"! Just to let you know, Kyle (Keith Jackson) is my down-the- street neighbor! He's great! :-)
November 6 at 3:53pm
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show We have the list...the smartest cities and the dumbest...we are close to one on each list! Care to guess! Has rooting for a sports team ever caused a problem in your friendship??? And how would your neighbors and friends describe you: "the cat lady" "the geeky guy?"...all topics this morning on the show! Leave a message...

November 4 at 3:18am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
Smart List- DC tied at 7, Baltimore 9...Dumbest: Harrisburg #6! lol!
November 4 at 4:37am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show It's Sandwich Day!!!! Do you know who has 3 large club sandwiches before he goes to work---all the time???? Nope, it's not Rick! HaHa! He just eats 20 boxes of Tastykakes! lol! Election Day...vote, vote, vote...Have a great Tuesday!

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

Nov 2, 2009 4:43am
Length:3:32
November 2 at 4:43am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show
Had a big THIS AND THAT winner...If you want to keep this, don't do that...If you want to keep a secret, don't tell a woman! HaHa! That's what research shows...women keep a secret the average of 47 hours...hears 3 juicy bits of gossip a week and tells all to at least one other person. Aaaaand, if it's someone that the ..."friend" who told them the secret doesn't know, then it's OK! HaHa, can you keep a secret?Read More

November 2 at 4:43am
Brandi Lea Carey
Brandi Lea Carey
I saw on the website ya'll gonna give away TSO TICKETS... That is so AWESOME.. Contact this listener in on wanting to go see them again!!!
November 2 at 5:04am
Huda Khan
Huda Khan
That is so tru!
November 2 at 9:17am
The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show Hope you had a great weekend...an extra hour sleep! Lots of candy!!!! This morning you can win a $50 Giant Foods gift card at 7:45...plus, This and That at 7:15! We have sooooo many prizes!!!! Welcome aboard!

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

The Rick and Lisa Morning Show

Oct 30, 2009 8:11am
Length:1:03
October 30 at 8:11am
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Robin Hansen
Robin Hansen
Happy Birthday Grandma!!!! May you have many many more!!
October 30 at 5:22pm
Josh Nicholson
Josh Nicholson
Happy Birthday Grandma I listen to morining on friday you do a good job on Friday Mornings I hope you have a good birthday grandma this is joshua Nicholson from shippensburg pennsylvania
October 30 at 8:28pm