You want to know about us? We’re the Sales Guys. Together, we’re a group of four super cool dudes who do loads of awesome things like…um, stuff that’s awesome. There are a couple of things you should know about us:
1) We hate whiny customers.
2) We don’t like customers who ask “questions.”
3) There’s no one more despicable, more vile, more evil than Alltel’s Chad.

Go to alltel.com to learn why we can't stand those hippies.

Scheming against Alltel and the vile Chad, cruising in the Man Van, bossing customers around, DMEQ, girls, playing DMEQ with girls and talking to girls about possibly playing DMEQ with us. Oh, and picking fights with grade schoolers.