The Septic's Companion
A moderately entertaining guide to British culture and slang.

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The Septic's Companion

The Septic's Companion This horrible piece of work somehow made it into Amazon's "four for the price of three" Christmas special offer. I can only assume this is the result of a clerical error, but why not take advantage of it?

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Amazon.com: The Septic's Companion: A Mercifully Brief Guide to British Culture and Slang (9780981579009): Chris Rae: Books
Wendy Thornton

Wendy Thornton I heard the interview with Rick Steves tonight and was very intrigued. Somehow, Septic as a word for American is very, very strange to me. It made me want to figure out more of this strange language that we supposedly share with England. It is called English, right??!!

November 17 at 8:32pm · Report
The Septic's Companion

The Septic's Companion Have chopped down the Rick Steves podcast to just my interview - it's around 20 minutes. I personally think it's a bit better than the last one, but I suppose it's not up to me...

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Sara Jayne Banner-Spradlin
Sara Jayne Banner-Spradlin
Let's face it, you're a bloody bloke...
November 17 at 11:45am
Lorna Boyle
Lorna Boyle
Just listening now, Chris. Too funny!! Can't wait to send these books to some of my American friends. Especially Randy!
November 17 at 11:31pm
Abbie

Abbie Just heard the authour, whose last name I could not spell, interviewed on Rich Steves' travelk show (KUOW FM, an affiliate of NPR) -- Quite entertaining.
His guests are never on for long enough :(

November 14 at 3:04pm · Report
Abbie
Abbie
Brits excel at clever wordplay. They can haughtily insult you, without you being the wiser, which is quite gob-smacking to behold.
November 14 at 3:05pm
Keli Craig
Keli Craig
I just heard the discussion/interview/chat on my local NPR station as well. (KOAC, Corvallis) Hope I can travel again soon to try out my 'new' language skills.
November 15 at 3:16pm
Linda

Linda We lived in London for 27 years and never lost our New York accents but had a wonderful time with the language. One triumph was understanding a play done in a Glasweigen dialect

November 14 at 12:18pm · Report
Louise

Louise possibly the youngest SC fan?

Shana Ellwood Tischaefer
Shana Ellwood Tischaefer
Helen Okland Ellwood
Helen Okland Ellwood
Can I read the book when Cora is finished with it???? She is so cute!!
November 11 at 7:15pm
Ginny Ellwood Bollman
Ginny Ellwood Bollman
Cora is the sweetest. but why is she reading the septic stuff?
November 12 at 5:15pm
The Septic's Companion

The Septic's Companion 500th fan joined up today, so I am attempting to send them a free book. If I fail in my endeavours after a week or so, I shall head for the 501st. There's still a chance it could be you! Or your dad, or your wife, or some account you created just for this.

November 2 at 10:49am
J Joshua Diltz
J Joshua Diltz
Are you up for some major VW promotion? Or do you fear it?
November 8 at 2:18am
Elyse
Elyse
hi =)
November 8 at 11:49am
Tony Rae
Lorna Boyle

Lorna Boyle Hey Chris... can you remind me how the name "Septic's Companion" came about. I've been looking and I can't find the original explanation. Something about Yanks in London? I've FINALLY gotten around to ordering the book from Amazon tonight, but I'm too flippin' impatient to see if it's mentioned in it.

October 10 at 9:24pm · Report
The Septic's Companion
The Septic's Companion
First off, thank you for ordering the book. I can guarantee that your life will be inexorably changed for the finer.

The name really just comes from the fact that "Septic" is a term used by the Brits to denote Americans. More info at http://septicscompanion.com/word.php?w=septic but suffice to say it's Cocnkey Rhyming Slang, much like anything else that seems completely unintelligible.
October 11 at 1:14pm
Rosamond Haupt

Rosamond Haupt Rosamond Haupt: Your book is on my 'Extremely Important Research' bookshelf right next to my desk. As a novel writer who has several characters hailing from the UK, "The Septic's Companion" is invaluable. BTW I owe you a pint somewhere, sometime.

October 10 at 3:51pm · Report
The Septic's Companion
The Septic's Companion
Why, thank you! Although somehow the idea if this being anything near labelled "important" makes me somewhat nervous. Can travel for pints...
October 11 at 1:12pm
Maggie Steele Soluski

Maggie Steele Soluski LOVE your book. I hope you are going to write another one. I am sure there are many words you "missed"!!

October 10 at 12:00pm · Report
Stephen M. Shepard

Stephen M. Shepard I recently watched a movie entittled "Poppy Shakespeare". In it, the word "dribbler" was used quite frequently as it's related to mental health. Is it a general term, meaning "mad" or "nutter" or is it slang for a particular ilk?

September 30 at 9:38am · Report
The Septic's Companion
The Septic's Companion
Interesting - I could see how that one would come about but I haven't heard it. Can anyone else corroborate/deny?
October 1 at 8:37am
The Septic's Companion
This is a poem I wrote in 1997, when I was twenty two. Yes, a poem. Do not adjust your set. I found it in a Word document on my hard disk on Friday with no comments or anything in it. I have, quite honestly, no recollection of writing it. I don’t even like poetry. ...
Connie Lake Herdman
Connie Lake Herdman
Still apt, Chris. Some things never change...
September 28 at 3:39am
Curt
Curt
Your poem shows that you thought (back then, in the hoary past of 1997!) that the world situation was hopeless. Today, you've learned that humor is one of our best defenses in any situation. You've also learned that the world situation is hopeless but not serious.
September 28 at 4:41am