Real Stories. Real Sick.
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- WNEP & The Playground Theater
- Location:
- Chicago, IL, 60657
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Saturday, February 7 at 12:00am
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The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard Show poster for the May 2009 show!
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard Please note that there is NO SHOW of "The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" on Saturday, July 4th. Use that time to go get drunk and blow things up with fireworks. That's what WE'RE going to be doing! You should too! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
Five of our favorite "Sick" storytellers gather around the SFS table to tell their true tales of horror.
Featured this month:
Fuzzy "Chickenlegs" Gerdes
Happy "The Human Pincushion"
Chris "DonkeyBalls" Biddle
And Vaudezilla's very own...
"Wham Bam Pam"
PLUS ONE SPECIAL GUEST!
June 6th
The Playground Theater
Midnight
Tickets are $...10
You can pre-purchase tickets at www.sickeststories.com!
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Featured this month:
Fuzzy "Chickenlegs" Gerdes
Happy "The Human Pincushion"
Chris "DonkeyBalls" Biddle
And Vaudezilla's very own...
"Wham Bam Pam"
PLUS ONE SPECIAL GUEST!
June 6th
The Playground Theater
Midnight
Tickets are $...10
You can pre-purchase tickets at www.sickeststories.com!
Read More
"Get Whammed! Get Bammed! Get Pammed!"
Time:11:55PM Saturday, June 6th
Location:The Playground Theater
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard Here's a little "taste" of what you can expect to see at Saturday Night's Show. (Not for people with weak stomachs!)
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
Binging and Purging their ABSOLUTELY sickest stories, the cast and crew of "The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" is bringing you their most GUT-CHURNINGLY awful stories of times when they TRIED and FAILED to keep from letting EVERYTHING GO!!!
"Spectacular Fountains of Partially Digested Foods!"
"Discrete Puddles of ...Alcohol and Chinese Foods Left Over After the Big Party!"
"Dogs, Humping and Barfing!"
THIS is the SHOW that we have PLANNED for you!
Your storytellers for this evening of GASTRO-INTESTINAL Entertainment include
-Greg "Short Squirt" Inda - will leave a bad taste in your mouth!
-Alan "Pink Sock" Hawkins - will tell you about what goes into the World's Largest Cuckold!
-Jim "Peeping Tom" Burchill - will give you the proper aspect ratio for a close up on your hang downs!
-"The Amazing" Tomas - will tell you more than you wanted to know about the Dark Underbelly of the World Of Magic
-And a Special Appearance By The First Lady Of Vomit Stories, Herself, - Jenn "Canuck-chuck" Kincaid who inspired us to do a an entire show about Vomitting!
Plus, a Very Special Pre-Show Video, regurgitated by Mr. Burchill!
Tickets are $10. (Admission is FREE for Brave Girls who flash our box office guy!)
BYOB
AND THE FIRST 20 PEOPLE IN THE DOOR WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN "FAKE, RUBBER VOMIT" from our Good Friends at Fun Incorporated! Free Vomit!
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"Spectacular Fountains of Partially Digested Foods!"
"Discrete Puddles of ...Alcohol and Chinese Foods Left Over After the Big Party!"
"Dogs, Humping and Barfing!"
THIS is the SHOW that we have PLANNED for you!
Your storytellers for this evening of GASTRO-INTESTINAL Entertainment include
-Greg "Short Squirt" Inda - will leave a bad taste in your mouth!
-Alan "Pink Sock" Hawkins - will tell you about what goes into the World's Largest Cuckold!
-Jim "Peeping Tom" Burchill - will give you the proper aspect ratio for a close up on your hang downs!
-"The Amazing" Tomas - will tell you more than you wanted to know about the Dark Underbelly of the World Of Magic
-And a Special Appearance By The First Lady Of Vomit Stories, Herself, - Jenn "Canuck-chuck" Kincaid who inspired us to do a an entire show about Vomitting!
Plus, a Very Special Pre-Show Video, regurgitated by Mr. Burchill!
Tickets are $10. (Admission is FREE for Brave Girls who flash our box office guy!)
BYOB
AND THE FIRST 20 PEOPLE IN THE DOOR WILL RECEIVE THEIR VERY OWN "FAKE, RUBBER VOMIT" from our Good Friends at Fun Incorporated! Free Vomit!
Read More
The Vomit Show!
Time:11:55PM Saturday, May 2nd
Location:The Playground Theater
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
Show Poster for the May 2009 show!
Now, THAT is sick!
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
Show Poster for the April, 2009 performance of "Sickest Stories"
Scary!
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
"The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" has all sorts of tricks up it's nasty sleeves for this April's performance.
Back by Popular Demand - We're inviting one RANDOMLY SELECTED audience member to come up on the stage and play IN THE SHOW, with us! THAT COULD BE YOU!!!
In addition to some poor bastard, we also have "...stacked the deck" with some of our favorite jokers! Including...
Chris "ODB" Biddle - don't leave him alone with your girlfriend at the bar, after the show.
Fuzzy "nutsack" Gerdes - What sort of disaster does Fuzzy have in mind for this show?!?
Ken "PinkSock" Raabe - Evanston's dirtiest minstrel travels south to bring us a titillating song or two, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (or other parts).
And Lisa "Crusty Towel" Linke will return to tell another terrifying tale of true sexual disaster!
We will also be screening another sexy, disgusting pre-show video from our very own James "Dirty Rewind" Burchill!
The show is at midnight.
Admission is $10. (Look for a discount in our Facebook group.)
Also, ladies who flash our box office staff get in for FREE! Sorry, fellas, just the ladies!
The theater is also BYOB. So bring your own booze!
This show is going to KICK YOUR ASS so hard that your NUTS are going to POP OFF and roll down the street like an Easter Egg. This show is going to GRAB YOUR NUTS, dip them in PAAS EGG DYE and hide them for the CHILDREN to find on Easter Sunday! (And that's a muthascratchin' promise there!)
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Back by Popular Demand - We're inviting one RANDOMLY SELECTED audience member to come up on the stage and play IN THE SHOW, with us! THAT COULD BE YOU!!!
In addition to some poor bastard, we also have "...stacked the deck" with some of our favorite jokers! Including...
Chris "ODB" Biddle - don't leave him alone with your girlfriend at the bar, after the show.
Fuzzy "nutsack" Gerdes - What sort of disaster does Fuzzy have in mind for this show?!?
Ken "PinkSock" Raabe - Evanston's dirtiest minstrel travels south to bring us a titillating song or two, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (or other parts).
And Lisa "Crusty Towel" Linke will return to tell another terrifying tale of true sexual disaster!
We will also be screening another sexy, disgusting pre-show video from our very own James "Dirty Rewind" Burchill!
The show is at midnight.
Admission is $10. (Look for a discount in our Facebook group.)
Also, ladies who flash our box office staff get in for FREE! Sorry, fellas, just the ladies!
The theater is also BYOB. So bring your own booze!
This show is going to KICK YOUR ASS so hard that your NUTS are going to POP OFF and roll down the street like an Easter Egg. This show is going to GRAB YOUR NUTS, dip them in PAAS EGG DYE and hide them for the CHILDREN to find on Easter Sunday! (And that's a muthascratchin' promise there!)
Be There or Be An Asshole!Read More
"Want to be in the show? Here's your chance!"
Time:11:55PM Saturday, April 4th
Location:The Playground Theater
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
Show Poster for the March, 2009 show!
Pretty Badass!
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" grabs March by it's short-hairs and gives it a good yank!
Back by popular demand, with tales of Strip-club debauchery, SFS proudly presents the Return of Miss Stephanie.
Also, telling tales and flipping cards, are the following Storytellers...
- Greg "Dirty Sanchez" Inda, who is ...probably masturbating somewhere, as you read this...
-Mike "Cherry Pop" Gallinari, who is taking a seat at the SFS table for the very first time. Watch him grimace as he relaxes into it and then goes buck-wild on that table!
-Harz "Mr.Sensitive" Sondericker, is holding Mike's hand and talking him through the whole ordeal. And then going in for the DP on Mike, as soon as his back is turned!
-Paul "I Don't Really Have Any Sick Stories" O'Toole will be sweating it out under the hot show lights. Paul maintains that he doesn't have any stories to share with the audience. We're willing to bet that 45 minutes at the SFS table will uncover some uncomfortable truths for your entertainment!
Add to that, an exciting new pre-show video from Jim Burchill and other exciting surprises!
Be there or Be An Asshole!Read More
Back by popular demand, with tales of Strip-club debauchery, SFS proudly presents the Return of Miss Stephanie.
Also, telling tales and flipping cards, are the following Storytellers...
- Greg "Dirty Sanchez" Inda, who is ...probably masturbating somewhere, as you read this...
-Mike "Cherry Pop" Gallinari, who is taking a seat at the SFS table for the very first time. Watch him grimace as he relaxes into it and then goes buck-wild on that table!
-Harz "Mr.Sensitive" Sondericker, is holding Mike's hand and talking him through the whole ordeal. And then going in for the DP on Mike, as soon as his back is turned!
-Paul "I Don't Really Have Any Sick Stories" O'Toole will be sweating it out under the hot show lights. Paul maintains that he doesn't have any stories to share with the audience. We're willing to bet that 45 minutes at the SFS table will uncover some uncomfortable truths for your entertainment!
Add to that, an exciting new pre-show video from Jim Burchill and other exciting surprises!
Be there or Be An Asshole!Read More
"Revenge of The Red-Headed Ex Stripper!"
Time:11:55PM Saturday, March 7th
Location:The Playground Theater
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard A candid, Iphone shot from the Feb. 07 2009 performance of "SFS" (forwarded by Scott, one of our very cool audience members.)
The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard The November 2008 Sickest Stories featured storytellers that had appeared in shows earlier in the year. A best of if you will.
