The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard "The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" has all sorts of tricks up it's nasty sleeves for this April's performance. Back by Popular Demand - We're inviting one RANDOMLY SELECTED audience member to come up on the stage and play IN THE SHOW, with us! THAT COULD BE YOU!!! In addition to some poor bastard, we also have "stacked the deck" with some of our favorite jokers! Including... Chris "ODB" Biddle - don't leave him alone with your girlfriend at the bar, after the show. Fuzzy "nutsack" Gerdes - What sort of disaster does Fuzzy have in mind for this show?!? Ken "PinkSock" Raabe - Evanston's dirtiest minstrel travels south to bring us a titillating song or two, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (or other parts). And Lisa "Crusty Towel" Linke will return to tell another terrifying tale of true sexual disaster! We will also be screening another sexy, disgusting pre-show video from our very own James "Dirty Rewind" Burchill! The show is at midnight. Admission is $10. (Look for a discount in our Facebook group.) Also, ladies who flash our box office staff get in for FREE! Sorry, fellas, just the ladies! The theater is also BYOB. So bring your own booze! This show is going to KICK YOUR ASS so hard that your NUTS are going to POP OFF and roll down the street like an Easter Egg. This show is going to GRAB YOUR NUTS, dip them in PAAS EGG DYE and hide them for the CHILDREN to find on Easter Sunday! (And that's a muthascratchin' promise there!) Be There or Be An Asshole!