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Pink camouflage, Floridian “friends,” a bedtime dilemma, and whether or
not it’s acceptable to mock Chileans for their flag’s similarity to
ours. It's all in the January 2010 Texanist column, which, if you're looking for in the print edition, now resides on the back page.
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. . . I saw a group of grown men shamelessly flaunting their pink camouflage hats and shirts . . .Illustration by Jack Unruh

The Texanist You've got confounding conundrums, prickly problems, and sticky situations. The Texanist has the antidotes. And just happens to be taking questions for the February and March editions. Let the Texanist help you.

The Texanist would rather be at one of these fine places. It's Saturday, after all.
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Ever wonder what happened to the good old country dance halls, where the floors are packed with boot-scootin’ couples, the beer costs two bucks, and the folks at the table in the corner can tell stories all night? It’s all still out there. Follow me . . .

The Texanist on football jerseys in church, catfish heads on fence posts, spitting, and flaming Dr Pepper. All in the December issue.
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A: The Texanist will endeavor to put the answer to this question in terms that you will understand. As a devoted football fan, you are undoubtedly aware of the phrase “not in my house,” a defiant ...

The Texanist Beans. An ingredient in chili? Commenter Christopher from Spring says "yes," AFTER the Texanist just explained that it's a big no-no. Do you put beans in your chili?
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A: Unkempt grounds? Revolting garbage cans? All-night parties? Illegal day care? Unlawful rodent storage and disposal? During his adventures in the housing markets, the Texanist has dwelt in a variety of zip codes, some more savory than others, and has known many a neighborly disturbance. ...

The Texanist , starting with Kate von der Porten in July 2007, has to date advised 93 people.
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Q: I was born and raised in Texas until age eight and then moved to Pittsburgh, after which I went to college in Arizona. Now living and working in New York City, I am confused as to the proper answer when asked, “Where are you from?” Kate von der Porten NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK

The Texanist wants you to read his November column. And then let him know what you would do about ill-mannered neighbors.
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A: Unkempt grounds? Revolting garbage cans? All-night parties? Illegal day care? Unlawful rodent storage and disposal? During his adventures in the housing markets, the Texanist has dwelt in a variety of zip codes, some more savory than others, and has known many a neighborly disturbance. ...

The Texanist read about all of the aforementioned plays here.
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The TEXANIST reveals his authoritative, unimpeachable, and downright brilliant list of the top ten college football plays in Texas history (better luck next time, Baylor).

The Texanist there is no video for SMU's 1935 $85,000 pass against TCU, so here is the #1 play in Texas college football. UT's James Street and Randy Peschel in the 1969 barnburning game of the century.
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The Texanist #3 features Jarrin' John Kimbrough, the Haskell Hurricane, putting the icing on the cake that was the Aggies' one and only national championship season. 1939. Pay attention at about the 1:15 mark.
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posted in the texanist’s top 10 college football plays [more from this topic] by patricia_mcconnico on Wednesday, September 9th at 11:59 AM.

The Texanist presents the fourth greatest football play in the history of Texas college football: fourth-and-five. Points deducted for VY's effortlessness. Watch it here.
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The Texanist Michael Crabtree and Graham Harrell meet at the intersection of far sideline and destiny. The Texanist's #5 greatest play.
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The Texanist proclaims A&M's '98 Sirr Parker touchdown in double OT as the sixth greatest of all time. Have a look.
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The Texanist presents the seventh greatest play in the history of Texas college football as seen by himself. Get a load of those Aggies.
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