Those Aren't Muskets!
Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting.
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Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! Our new web series is live! Check out the first episode at the Agents of Cracked page over at Cracked.com, and stay tuned for a new episode every weekday!

Source: www.cracked.com
Working at Cracked.com looks like fun (assuming you don't get killed).
David Swerrie
David Swerrie
Holy hell, you're giving them all to me within the month. I fucking love you guys!
about an hour ago
Jason MacGilvray
Jason MacGilvray
Swaim is a god!
about an hour ago
Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! New site design! Check it, ladies.

August 24 at 2:52am
Ronnie III
Ronnie III
Looks slick guy's, you should bring up the tint a little bit on the skit's text and text on the right. It hurts my eyes to read. Love the color scheme.
August 24 at 11:02am
Carlos Alfredo Rodriguez
Carlos Alfredo Rodriguez
Awesome, yo.

Reading your bios, I wonder if there's something about UCSD that made you all comedy maestros...I wanna go there now. O_O
September 7 at 12:06am
Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! Ironically, it's a Victorian-style house.

Steve Komoll
Steve Komoll
One of the funniest things I've seen on The Inter-web in a long time...
September 13 at 11:28pm
Matt Bierman
Matt Bierman
I want fucking laser molding!
November 2 at 6:56pm
Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! Check out Swaim on Twitter! @SWAIM_CORP <3333

April 13 at 10:45am
Courtland
Courtland
If you spell Twitter with an A instead of an I, you get a whole different type of social networking.
July 7 at 12:38pm
Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! See who is who in Those Aren't Muskets

Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! When the going gets tough, the tough lay off their employees.

Lance Schaina
Lance Schaina
"Sir, I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable." :-)
April 11 at 2:41pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! 1200, HA! Let's do 1300!!!

March 24 at 10:12pm
Allen Hill
Allen Hill
some people would just be happy with what they had. those people would be called "fucking losers".
March 24 at 10:43pm
Those Aren't Muskets!
Those Aren't Muskets!
I enjoy this enthusiasm. Gold stars to everyone who gets others to become FANS of THOSE AREN'T MUSKETS!

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March 24 at 11:24pm
Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! got over 1200 fans with more than 2 weeks to spare in the month!

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Those Aren't Muskets! will get to over 1200 Fans before the end of this month!

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Those Aren't Muskets! is upset that Facebook now expects them to write status messages.

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Those Aren't Muskets! Enjoy the romantic misadventures of a woman destined to get really fat later.

Christopher Helms
Christopher Helms
"Christian martyrdom"

"Is that a chocolate?"

I love that.
May 1 at 9:22am
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Those Aren't Muskets! discussed So, there are people here--the "ask TAM!" thread! on the Those Aren't Muskets! discussion board.