Those Aren't Muskets!
Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting.
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Those Aren't Muskets!
Michael Swaim is a loose cannon with unorthodox methods and balls to match. Daniel O'Brien wears glasses. As Agents of Cracked, they're trained to handle anything the world of internet comedy throws at them, but can they handle...being partners!? Tune in to Cracked.com every weekday for a series as wildly original as i...t is not derivative of the Lethal Weapon franchise. *** MICHAEL SWAIM Hosted Cracked TV before a withering sex scandal forced him off the air. Now he's back, with a new 'tude and fresh wax job. Also Cracked TV is still on. Congratulations on reading this: YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING. DANIEL O'BRIEN The Assistant Editor of Cracked.com, his column runs every Friday and should not be read by children (or most adults). He spends his free time petitioning to bring Dunkin Donuts to California.
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Those Aren't Muskets!

Those Aren't Muskets! Our new web series is live! Check out the first episode at the Agents of Cracked page over at Cracked.com, and stay tuned for a new episode every weekday!

www.cracked.com
Working at Cracked.com looks like fun (assuming you don't get killed).
Devin
Devin
All hail our robotic lord and savior; Swaim!
November 11 at 7:33am
James Camerlinck
November 12 at 10:36am
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Those Aren't Muskets! New site design! Check it, ladies.

August 24 at 2:52am
Ronnie III
Ronnie III
Looks slick guy's, you should bring up the tint a little bit on the skit's text and text on the right. It hurts my eyes to read. Love the color scheme.
August 24 at 11:02am
Carlos Alfredo Rodriguez
Carlos Alfredo Rodriguez
Awesome, yo.

Reading your bios, I wonder if there's something about UCSD that made you all comedy maestros...I wanna go there now. O_O
September 7 at 12:06am
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Those Aren't Muskets! Ironically, it's a Victorian-style house.

Steve Komoll
Steve Komoll
One of the funniest things I've seen on The Inter-web in a long time...
September 13 at 11:28pm
Matt Bierman
Matt Bierman
I want fucking laser molding!
November 2 at 6:56pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! Check out Swaim on Twitter! @SWAIM_CORP <3333

April 13 at 10:45am
Courtland
Courtland
If you spell Twitter with an A instead of an I, you get a whole different type of social networking.
July 7 at 12:38pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! See who is who in Those Aren't Muskets

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Those Aren't Muskets! When the going gets tough, the tough lay off their employees.

Lance Schaina
Lance Schaina
"Sir, I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable." :-)
April 11 at 2:41pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! 1200, HA! Let's do 1300!!!

March 24 at 10:12pm
Allen Hill
Allen Hill
some people would just be happy with what they had. those people would be called "fucking losers".
March 24 at 10:43pm
Those Aren't Muskets!
Those Aren't Muskets!
I enjoy this enthusiasm. Gold stars to everyone who gets others to become FANS of THOSE AREN'T MUSKETS!

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March 24 at 11:24pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! got over 1200 fans with more than 2 weeks to spare in the month!

March 17 at 10:43am
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Those Aren't Muskets! will get to over 1200 Fans before the end of this month!

March 12 at 5:26pm
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Those Aren't Muskets! is upset that Facebook now expects them to write status messages.

March 6 at 11:01am