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Today I Lold Today, my bald Dad in passing stated he, "Got Herpes as a young man. It was very expensive to get but in the end found it way too itchy so he couldn't stick it and finally gave it to a friend with a similar condition." I was shocked and sickened. I finally found out he was saying hair piece. I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today I was at a movie and got some popcorn. The guy behind the counter said "enjoy your movie" and I said " you too." It took me a second and then I said "Shit, sorry" then walked away. He lol'd.
Today I Lold Today, I went out to my garden and there was a random, mysterious burger on the steps. Completely untouched. I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today I saw an angry woman throwing all sorts of things out of her trunk, she was yelling about how her husband had cheated on her. All the stuff was his. A man was trying to stop her from breaking the TV, I thought he was the husband. He was just a guy who wanted a TV. She gave it to him. I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today I was sitting outside McDonalds when an elderly (key word) woman with a rather large ass walked out. A random passerby screamed from his car "Shawty got a donk!". I lol'd.
Today I Lold Apologies for the downtime right now folks, we'll be back up and running (and lol'ing) again soon!
Today I Lold Today, my friend told me about his actions last night. He got lucky with some girl in a nightclub, then blacked out, so next thing he remembers is waking up beside her, still feeling drunk. Decided to sneak out. Only when going down the stairs did he realise he was actually in his own house. I lol'd
Today I Lold Today, I was reading an internet forum thread about "Could you survive as just a head?". People were getting serious, talking about the science of it and previous experiments on animals. One guy replied "not without a hat". I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today, I called to my friend's house. His mom let me in & I went up to his room. When I opened the door I heard the laptop lid click shut, and he was in the bed, looking rather flustered. Obviously been masturbating. I asked "what you doing?". He sighed & just said "Masturbating, alright?". I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today at work, I was alternating between saying "thanks" to customers, and saying "cheers". After serving a particularly cute guy, I was a little flustered and blurted out "Chanks". He gave me a bewildered look. I was embarrassed. Then I lol'd.
Today I Lold Today, I was watching TV and decided to go make some tea. Later on I reached for the remote control and saw only a carton of milk. The remote was in the fridge. I lol'd
Today I Lold Today, I saw a man get out of his car and walk to the post box. He had his car keys in one hand & an envelope in the other. He popped the keys into the box and strolled back to his car. I saw his facial expression turn to one of horror when he tried to put the envelope in the car key hole. I lol'd.
Today I Lold Story : Today, my friend was texting his girlfriend when suddenly he gasped and covered his face in his hands. I asked what was up, he showed me the text he'd just sent his gf. At the end it said "Love you abby". He meant to put "baby" but screwed it up. His girlfriend has a friend called Abby. I lol'd.
