Tonye Christopher

tonyechris: Packing my shiz

tonyechris: Just bought some new clubs online. God bless the internet

tonyechris: These pretzels are making me thirsty. . . Dealing with severe heartburn issues

tonyechris: Its time for a new bank

tonyechris: Romeo and Juliet is a terrible movie

tonyechris: Cleaning out my closet

tonyechris: Attending the nuptuals of one chasidy storms and clay not achin'

tonyechris: Trolley stop prob not going down peeps

tonyechris: About to man handle this italian stallion

tonyechris: Preparing to show the Megyptiacans that i can sing and play guitar

tonyechris: Headed to the beach water park my friends

tonyechris: Having a bad juan my friends

tonyechris: Just baked chocolate chip cookies. Aw yea

tonyechris: Gon' hoggin'

tonyechris: Question, It's a Thursday night... where do all the pretty girls go out to play... two years in this city and I still have no clue

tonyechris: Watching War, INC. Doing some job searching, and planning my night. I've got some ideas...

tonyechris: I've got this pounding headache that Vitamin B can't seem to cure

tonyechris: Denver has been a blast... wicked tired though... chilling out and watching Anchorman

tonyechris: The thought just occurred to me that I should start spending 8 hours online again. I can be my own intern... who wants to work for diddy?

tonyechris: I'm sorry I have been neglecting you twitter. I no longer spend 8 hours a day online.

tonyechris: Mentally preparing for my escape to the mile high. This may be the first Thursday in a long time that I sat home and just played the "axe"..

tonyechris: Turns out this wasn't such a bad thing after all. Doing some laundry

tonyechris: Just became the worst day of my career.

tonyechris: No one goes to hooters for wings...

tonyechris: Best pizza ever... Double pepperoni, meatball, ham, Cousin Vinny's nacho cheese and garlic sauce... I may die at the age of 54

tonyechris: Turns out I'm gay... Coldplay concert at Cinci last night was pretty good.

tonyechris: So Pete Yorn opened for Coldplay last night, turns out he is releasing an Album with Scarlett Johansen?!...http://www.thebreakupalbum.com/

tonyechris: I prefer the term african american express

tonyechris: You know how I know you're gay... cause you like coldplay

tonyechris: Sometimes I am Frank, other times I'm Curt

tonyechris: Ever since I changed my facebook status to single all I see is advertisments for skeezy online sites and Ed Hardy tshirts...

tonyechris: Just had to go close my car windows in the midst of a hail storm my friends. Good times... I could really use an amberbock right now...

tonyechris: Day 2 of the email list from hell... almost halfway done

tonyechris: Dear twitter, sorry I missed you all weekend long... PS. write this down... again... M-A-R-S

tonyechris: Building an email list = awfully tedious work

tonyechris: Is anyone watching comedy central right now... 5 minutes of hilariousness

tonyechris: Everybody says baseball is America's past-time, but I think it should be watching people trip and fall

tonyechris: I suppose their should've been a "have" in their somewhere

tonyechris: I paid my dues time after time/I done my sentence but comitted no crime

tonyechris: Irony: Quitting facebook because it may hinder your chances of becoming a policeman, turns out that drunk driving habit was the real problem

tonyechris: This guy at my job never washes his hands after he pees. I'm posting a sign that says "All Andys Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work"

tonyechris: It seems drinking a Bad Juan is the same as drinking a cup of grocery store vodka. not as strong as regular vodka, but its still vodka

tonyechris: Left my cell phone at home today, so if you call or text me I am not ignoring you.

tonyechris: Egypt is in Africa... I'm not sure if you all knew that.

tonyechris: @JenniJohnson If you must know, bad decisions are made when your all alone...

tonyechris: Nausea

tonyechris: Cleaning the apartment some after an eventful memorial day weekend.

tonyechris: If I really want to be honest with myself, everyone I know is moving on with their lives and I'm still stuck in college... I Love College.

tonyechris: Tanks for dinner... sharky's for dessert

tonyechris: Tactless truthteller... guilty as charged

tonyechris: Now I know why girls go out in groups

tonyechris: Is it strange to want Hot Cocoa when its 80 degrees outside?

tonyechris: I'm in the mood for burning bridges

tonyechris: @heyheyrenae http://www.securityprousa.com/mod44adtasm1.html Taser gun... just watch out for the folks at animal control

tonyechris: I need some new pictures to decorate my office asap.

tonyechris: Sunday could be a funday

tonyechris: I have yet to reach the booty call stage but when I do... I'm gonna write a booty jam about it.

tonyechris: Nothing good comes from txt msgs after the bars close. Heartbreak and Booty calls. I think Kanye should rename his album with that.

tonyechris: Michael Bolton - No Talent Ass Clown.... Office Space - Amazing Movie

tonyechris: Who knew that Autozone doesn't carry gas cans?! Then again who knew people actually drove their cars until they ran out of gas anymore? !