
TransMegaCorp is leveraging synergistic deliverables. Twice.

TransMegaCorp is developing a new internship program for budding yes-men and expendable corporate flunkies.

TransMegaCorp is pulling all the strings.

TransMegaCorp is making everyone hurry up and wait.

TransMegaCorp is doing lunch. With SATAN!!

TransMegaCorp is eradicating all who oppose us. And spelling mistakes.

TransMegaCorp is evading the question.

TransMegaCorp is increasing our carbon footprint. Now it's more like a gigantic elephantine bootprint.

TransMegaCorp is shredding the evi-- um, old documents.

TransMegaCorp is crushing all who come before us.

TransMegaCorp asks you to bring us your tired, huddled masses. And we will put them to work in our maximum security sweatsh-- erm, high-tech manufacturing facilities.

TransMegaCorp is quantifying synergistic ideation processes.

TransMegaCorp has successfully inhibited independent thought in our latest batch of cloned child workers.

TransMegaCorp is synergizing actionable benchmark deliverables.












