Uncle Jay Explains the News
If the government produced movies instead of health care reform, their latest picture would be called: "This Is, After Careful Consideration, Discussion, Analysis and a Deep Regard for the Values of Working Families and the American People, It!"
You can stare at a dead singer's movie, or at goats, or at a health care ...bill that's ready for its close-up. Any day in the news, really, can be thought of as paranormal activity.
But Uncle Jay explains it all!
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If the government produced movies instead of health care reform, their latest picture would be called: "This Is, After Careful Consideration, Discussion, Analysis and a Deep Regard for the Values of Working Families and the American People, It!"
You can stare at a dead singer's movie, or at goats, or at a health care ...bill that's ready for its close-up. Any day in the news, really, can be thought of as paranormal activity.
But Uncle Jay explains it all!
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Uncle Jay Explains the News
Swine flu? That's NOTHING compared to America's seasonal plague of political ads.
They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There's no vaccine. And no amount of hand-washing protects you. Nobody is safe!
But at least Uncle Jay can explain how to understand them.
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Here are the lessons we learned from this week's news:
1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.
2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.
3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Hey! Uncle Jay isn't George Bush either, where's HIS medal?
Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon.
Plus, Halloween's getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping's done. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
So which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing, or Letterman winning?
Whether it's TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody seems to be WAY ahead in the downhill race.
Uncle Jay explains it all!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Ex-politicians are dancing on TV, while REAL politicians tango with tyrants!
The world's leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something!
Maybe.
Uncle Jay explains it all!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized.
Just think of him as trying to be more like Taylor Swift than Kanye West. That sounds very wrong, but hopefully you understand.
He's just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don't watch the episode's final ten seconds, you'll think he succeeds!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Serene, ah? No, but she was far from the only person who made a racket in the week's news.
Congress had its share of yelling, too. Everyone turned nervously and stared at Joe Wilson when he shouted "You lie!" because they each thought he was talking to them. Imagine how relieved they were when they realized he wa...s only insulting the president.
Uncle Jay explains this and more, without a single mention of Michael Jackson!
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Serene, ah? No, but she was far from the only person who made a racket in the week's news.
Congress had its share of yelling, too. Everyone turned nervously and stared at Joe Wilson when he shouted "You lie!" because they each thought he was talking to them. Imagine how relieved they were when they realized he wa...s only insulting the president.
Uncle Jay explains this and more, without a single mention of Michael Jackson!
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Uncle Jay Explains the News
Happy Labor Day, and what better way to celebrate than to rerun Uncle Jay's episode about Socialism!
Yeah, it's a rerun, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts that many of you complained about. Maybe next time it runs, you'll get reparations!
Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.
Uncle Jay Explains the News
All the Senators and Congressmen at Ted Kennedy's funeral were so sad ... after all, they were supposed to be on vacation.
Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn't been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can't health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs?
Uncle Jay explains it all, and with only one Michael Jackson reference!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Uncle Jay went on vacation this week to London, England. And yet he still managed to throw together a short episode.
Watch Uncle Jay give a speech at legendary Hyde Park Speaker's Corner. Try not to notice that he never gets around to explaining the week's news. Next week for sure!
Uncle Jay Explains the News If the August 17 episode doesn't play when you click on the thumbnail, just click on the direct link and that'll work.
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Go, Michael Vick! Fetch!
Thank goodness our Death Panels will be all American, so there won't be any unfair Russian judges like at the Olympics. Plus, Paula Abdul's available, and she likes EVERYBODY!
Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.
Uncle Jay explains it all!
Uncle Jay Explains the News
Woodstock. Charles Manson. The Abbey Road photo. So many anniversaries to fit into one episode, there's almost no room to accuse Barack Obama of being like Adolf Hitler.
So join the cheers, or boos, or whatever you call that behavior at those "WWE Town Meetings."
Uncle Jay explains its all!
