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Smile you bastards -- or we'll s**t-can your lame asses [That's no way to run a railroad!] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wo... 10:18am Jul 9
Warren Buffet Says That The Economic Stimulus So Far is Like "Half a Viagra Pill" [Don't hide your STIMULUS under a TARP] htt... 10:17am Jul 9
Death By Chocolate, Literally [Sorry but we just couldn't resist doing that headline] http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/... 6:36am Jul 9

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Death By Chocolate, Literally [Sorry but we just couldn't resist doing that headline] http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/...

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Smile you bastards -- or we'll s**t-can your lame asses [That's no way to run a railroad!] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wo...

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Warren Buffet Says That The Economic Stimulus So Far is Like "Half a Viagra Pill" [Don't hide your STIMULUS under a TARP] htt...

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If You Want to Understand Why American Politics is so FUBAR, Read This - http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2009...

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One Picture That Says It All About Today's Housing Market - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pMscxxELHEg/Sk1VsBVII9I/AAAAAAAAFvU/j0-...

Yesterday at 5:54pm

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How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Show Up At The Dentist Naked??? http://www.connpost.com/ci_12770272

Yesterday at 5:54pm

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All Your SSNs Are Belong to Us - http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/070709-social-security-numbers.html?fsrc=netflash-rss

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It's Official: The Morons at AIG Had Absolutely No Idea What They Were Doing Before They Blew Up Our Economic System - http:/...

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British Secret Service Chief Personal Details Compromised Thanks to Wifey's Facebook Page [Dept. of the Trouble & Strife] ht...

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High Volume of Porn Downloads Cause Japan's Wireless Networks to Melt-down [Me love you long time] http://www.bloomberg.com/a...

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The Best Robert McNamara Story. Ever. - http://www.mcclatchydc.com/homepage/story/71328.html

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It's Official: Meltdowns make us want to hook up! [It's the 29 dimensions of poverty] http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U...

July 4 at 10:40am

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Strange "Bunny Lady" Ordered to Jail For Rabbit Abuse http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BUNNY_LADY?SITE=AP&SECTION=HO...

July 3 at 10:58am

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More Food Recalls Show Govt Asleep at the Switch - http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MILK_PROCESSOR_RECALL?SITE=AP&SE...

July 3 at 10:58am

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Naked Passenger Disrupts Flight [That's one way to avoid the bag-check fees] http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090702/ap_on_fe_st/...

July 2 at 10:25am

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"Freedom-loving' Judge Wants to Make It Illegal to Link to News Stories [I'm not a moron but I play one on the net] http://ww...

July 2 at 10:25am

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Joe the Plumber Wants to Lynch Politicians, Gets Our Minds Off of Michael Jackson For One Brief Moment [Stupid is as stupid d...

July 1 at 8:48am

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Nestle Doesn't Want to Provide Food Inspection Reports to the Govt - http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_NESTLE_REC...

June 26 at 1:57pm

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June 26 at 1:57pm

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No Sex Please - We're Chinese! - http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/world/asia/26china.html?nl=technology&emc=a1

June 26 at 1:57pm

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As Expected The Inevitable Sex Tape of "NJ Housewife" is Now Revealed - http://www.wfsb.com/entertainment/19847217/detail.html

June 25 at 12:30pm

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What To Do If You're Not Getting Seen Promptly in the Hospital ER - http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/25/emergency.room.care/...

June 25 at 12:30pm

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Goldman Sacks: "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity" http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?th...

June 25 at 12:30pm

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"Clean Coal" - It's our energy future! http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMostRead/idUSTRE55M0XT20090623

June 24 at 10:36am

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How Stupid Are The Media? TV Station Airs Clips From "Lost"; Claims They Came From Doomed Air France Jet - http://www.news.co...

June 24 at 10:36am

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"... overeating is not due to an absence of willpower, but a biological challenge made more difficult by the overstimulating ...

June 24 at 10:36am

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Wonder Why Your Phone Bills Are So High? AT&T Wasted $150 Million on Its New Logo - http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local...

June 17 at 9:56pm

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Senator Pissed Over Sheriffs Dept Purchase of 2 Harleys With Stimulus Bucks - http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_12601035?source=rss

June 17 at 9:56pm

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Adding to the list of places one shouldn't go to in Drag: Iran, Salt Lake City, Saudi Arabia - http://ph.news.yahoo.com/gma/2...

June 17 at 9:56pm

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$1000 a Day Torture Experts Given the Heave-Ho by the Govt - http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=7847478&page=1

June 16 at 1:49pm

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Pic of the Day: Colbert in Iraq - Celebrating "Victory" - http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/06/were-still-war-photo-day-ju...

June 16 at 1:49pm

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FOXWORTHY: "You want to have a job. But you don't want to do it well, because you're going to be promoted, and that's a lot o...

June 16 at 1:49pm

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Aliens Gave Us Twitter "As a joke" - http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/06/13/

June 15 at 11:29am

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What Happens When Morons Run a Construction Company? Boom ... No More House - http://www.ajc.com/services/content/2009/06/12...

June 15 at 11:29am

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Looking For a Job in Showbiz? How About Working on the Jerry Springer Show?!? [Bring your own flack/flak jacket, ear plugs ...

June 12 at 11:27am

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Stupid Criminal of the Day, Bank Robbery Division - http://www.wfsb.com/news/19735340/detail.html

June 12 at 11:27am

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Omnipresent 'Kenny G' Music "Assaults" Visitors to China These Days [Well it's still better than being forced to listen to Ad...

June 12 at 11:27am

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Coke Zero - That Stuff Could Kill You Says Venezuela [It's (not) the real thing anymore] - http://www.reuters.com/article/n...

June 11 at 3:16pm

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Letterman Can't Seem to Leave Palin & Her Family Alone [Dept of Celebrity Stalkers] http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

June 11 at 3:16pm

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BULLETIN: Trent Reznor Doesn't Like "unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex" With Him [snicker] h...

June 11 at 3:16pm

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There's Stupid. And Then There's The Lady Who Threw Out Her Mattress. With a Million Dollars Stuffed Inside It. - http://ne...

June 10 at 9:47am

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Postings on Twitter Might Have Led Burglars to Business Owner's Home [The spare key is under the mat on the porch] - http://...

June 10 at 9:47am

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Miss That Old Drive-in Feel of Moviegoing? Just Start Your Own!!! - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/ap_on_re_us/us_guerr...

June 9 at 3:20pm

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They Could Sure Use Some of Those Guerilla Cinemas Over in Saudi.... http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2009/06/...

June 9 at 3:20pm

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Live Sex Ed Demonstrations - Coming Soon to a Schoolyard Near You [And you can pay the people in crack] http://www.masslive...

June 9 at 3:20pm

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The Chinese Finally Discover That Business is a Lot Like Prostitution - It's All About the Money - http://ftalphaville.ft.com...

June 8 at 12:41pm

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Nudists to Lobby Congress [Film at 11] - http://thehill.com/in-the-know/nudists-to-lobby-on-capitol-hill-2009-06-03.html

June 8 at 12:41pm

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If You Thought '80s Pop Videos Were Incredibly Stupid; Here's The Proof [But can you do the Moonwalk???] - http://www.youtu...

June 8 at 12:41pm

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Rat Piss: The Future of Manned Space Travel? [We hear the meat tastes real good too...] http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/0...

June 5 at 10:02am

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Hackers Win Prize by Breaking Into "Unbreakable" Webmail Service [Dept. of the FAIL] http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/...

June 5 at 10:02am

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Fake Protesters Part of Scheme to Promote Video Game [Why not protest GTA while you're at it...] http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap...

June 5 at 10:02am

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Mass. Town Says NO to Hookahs [Now put that in your pipe and smoke it] http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2009/06/entre...

June 4 at 1:09pm

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Criminals Can Now Hack ATMs Using Rogue Bankcards [All your bits are belong to us] http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/0604...

June 4 at 1:09pm

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Bees Decide To Take Flying Lessons. Pilot Not Amused. [Mind your own beeswax!] http://www.wfsb.com/news/19638831/detail.html

June 4 at 1:09pm

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Feds Looking to Make Hybrids "Noisier" So Blind People Can Jump Out of Their Way [Is there something off with this or is it ...

May 1 at 1:18pm

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American Dumbell: Paula Abdul Duped by "Bruno" Character [Bet Simon would have a few choice comments] - http://www.theregis...

May 1 at 1:18pm

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No Sex Please, We're British - Drunk Couple Go At It On Lawn Outside The Queen's Castle - http://www.courant.com/news/nationw...

May 1 at 1:18pm

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Twitter is the Choice For Quitters, Losers [Don't be telling that to Oprah now!] http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNe...

April 30 at 12:51pm

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66% of People Think a Clothes Dryer is a Necessity; Only 47% Think a Microwave Is [You want to be well-fed or just look good...

April 30 at 12:51pm

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Airport In-Security: 13 year-old Decides to Take Plane Trip; Nobody Stops Him [Dept of Stuff you're not supposed to do with ...

April 30 at 12:51pm

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In NYC, Nobody Can Hear You Scream [Dept of Only Paranoids have enemies] (via FriendFeed)

April 27 at 8:28am

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Happy Birthday, Samuel "Google" Morse [CQ CQ Calling all stations...] (via FriendFeed)

April 27 at 8:28am

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The Worst CEOs Ever. Be Happy You Don't Work For Them [Jay Gould, the CEO of the century. Luckily it wasn't this one] (vi...

April 23 at 12:51pm

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iPhone Game That Lets Users "Shake a Baby" Pulled by Apple [But if you want your iPhone to make fart noises; there's still a...

April 23 at 12:51pm

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Another Stupid Thing to do with Twitter - Pretend to be a Restaurant Critic [Tomorrow's task: Pretend to be your own lawyer ...

April 22 at 12:47pm

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Free Buffalo Wings Promotion Leads to Man's Arrest [Dept. of "Some like it hot"] (via FriendFeed)

April 21 at 6:55pm

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Student Develops An Interface to Allow Posting on Twitter Using Brainwaves [Next we'll need a Twitter interface hooked to a...

April 21 at 6:55pm

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Former Astronaut Says "The truth is out there" On UFOs [Trust no one] (via FriendFeed)

April 21 at 6:55pm

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"We need to take Twitter back from the creepy people." [Ummm....isn't that just about *everybody* on Twitter???] (via Frien...

April 20 at 12:07pm

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Study: Violent Video Games Improve Eyesight [Forget the Wii bowling crap, get yourself a copy of GTA!!!] (via FriendFeed)

April 20 at 12:07pm

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Stupid British Newspaper Lets Twitterers Post Anything They Want To Paper's Main Webpage [Stupid things you can do with Twit...

April 20 at 12:07pm

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Mr. Demi Moore Beats CNN in Quest For Largest Twitter Account [Isn't he named Ashdown or Ashtown or something like that???]...

April 17 at 12:50pm

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In the land of the pirates: "Can you keep that white guy for us? We want to kidnap him." [Where they refer to white people ...

April 17 at 12:50pm

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Meet Jesse Watters, the Piece of Garbage Behind the Bill O'Reilly Stalker Attack Interviews [Dept. of the big fat losers] (v...

April 16 at 12:54pm

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Don't Mess With Laid-off American Steelworkers [When "laying pipe" can start a riot] (via FriendFeed)

April 16 at 12:54pm

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Naming of Space Treadmill is "one small step for NASA and a giant step for the Colbert nation" [Dept. of Truthiness] (via Fr...

April 15 at 9:27am

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