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Who knew all it took to become the entire world’s BFF was an undershirt, some markers, and a little dose of Radical Honesty?

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I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.”

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We at VICE like our music tough. We were bummed when Dead Moon called it quits a few years back, but Fred and Toody simply found a new drummer and started Pierced Arrows, a band, they say, that makes “MUSIC TOO TOUGH TO DIE.” In fact, we’re so psyched on Pierced Arrows that we went ahead and signed ...

Is it sad to want to spend eternity in a bar? I can't help but imagine heaven to be a really cool joint where Lester Bangs, Karl Marx and Shakespeare shoot...

Going for the Judah Friedlander goof thing is funny in Montreal, but in a city where everyone is always completely shitfaced out of their fucking minds, it goes way beyond a goof. It’s a way of life. Like, you wear your wig to work and funerals and stuff.

The only bad part of capturing a sleepy-eyed supertigress like this in the wild is trying to think up some bullshit to write about her shirt.

Anabolic steroids will make you big, ravage your liver, shrink your balls, and, god forbid, help you grow a magnificent set of bitch tits. They won’t, however, make you stab proof. My buddy Julian learned this the hard way.

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Don’t these guys make you wish you were 14 again? Making jumps, whipping tomatoes at cars, believing in Ouija boards, and even once saying, “It’s called a ‘moon,’ Mr. Rajiv” after being suspended for, “Revealing your bare bottom to the class.”

These are the things I remember about my second year of university: not doing well in school, feigning interest in my pot delivery guy’s upcoming shows, and renting every zombie DVD within a five ...