You display superior taste in footwear. In an unrelated matter, I would like to mate with you.
John Chadwick Jr I neglected to inform you that by chance, you may bear my young.
Aaron Charles Wade It would appear that by some illogical means, I have misplaced my communicator access code. Perchance could I have yours?
Jonathan Reiter Are your trousers lunar in origination? If my assertion is correction, it must be due to your posterior's astronomical proportions.
Beth Hept Yes, it would seem that I am inebriated, but my intoxication is not due to an alcoholic beverage.... I seem to be impaired merely by your beauty.
Josh
Alex Arpilleda ( Looking at the mirror): Excuse me, Who are you ?are you Mr. Spock? Why do we have the same dome type of vulcan ears?
Benjamin Miner "Were I to tell you that you possess an unusually pleasing feminine physique, would you hold it against me?"
Erika Armstrong I would rather investigate the mating rituals of the Klingon species.
Steve Tapia Wanna spend some time with this hulkin' Vulcan?
Rand McConnell Mind meld on the first date?
Steve Tapia Seeing you in your form-fitting uniform at this moment, I must say that my ears are currently not my only pointed appendages.
Steve Tapia It is said that once you go Vulcan, you will find yourself unwilling to return to the species from whence you came.
Sean Glenn Driscoll Did you procure the lower-half of your uniform at some distant point in the Alpha Quadrant? I ask this because your posterior does in fact resemble something from the Orion star-cluster, and we are clearly patrolling the edge of the Neutral Zone.
Drew Tyler Lambert Excuse me, but are you the captain of this vessel? Because you're driving me crazy at a speed analogous to that of the Enterprise at warp 9.
