Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

Do You have a collection of boomerangs?!

Who do you think is prettier: Roxanne Roberts, Paula Poundstone or Mo Rocca?

What is President Obama's biggest disappointment with the bail out? Why can't the banks and the rich play fair?

Star Trek or Star Wars? (Oh, and I think Mo Rocca is the prettier one!)

What's on your I-Pod?

How has the administration prioritized the laundry list of items they believe need to be accomplished in this administration? And, does the president realize how incredibly annoying it is that he appears to be campaigning for the next election already? Yes folks, Republicans listen to Wait Wait too.

How did he decide which side to part his hair on.

Is he a co-conspirator in helping BO sneak cigarettes? Also, is he required to play basketball with the President and if so, does BO totally pwn him?

Can you help my brother in law get a job?

who told you that mustache looks good?

Will you please kick Carl Rove in the "turd blossom" for me?

Do you have any clues why people would give money to a person named Madeoff?

I'm still laughing about the "Porn" name joke...

How he plans to keep Biden quiet for the next 4 years

Is there any hope for getting BO to become a Cubs fan?

Is BHO a friend of Wait Wait?

How can we stop people calling the president BO? a bit reminiscent of body odor.

Are we family? My mother was Lois Axelrod

Does the White House have any jobs available for Amercians living abroad? Could I meet President Obama (first time I every felt the need to meet a President!)?

How did Madonna get to third base with you?

with a name like axlerod, would you be kinda like a mix of axle rose and rod blagojevich?

Was he the insipration for Toby Zeigler?

What theme music should be played when he enters? (we all know that Cheney used the Darth Vader theme)

Yeah, I applied for a position in the administration through the Change website? I was wondering, if, Uh, you or erhaps the President got a chance to look at my resume?

When are you coming to the Big Apple?

I need a job. Will you hire me?

Billy,
You must not be watching .

POTUS Obama speaks routinely without a teleprompter, (see interviews).
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Obama is doing a great job cleaning up the mess from the last 8 years.
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What is your favorite Sunday morning news program to appear on?

What can disabled people like me (limited energy) do to help?

Love it

Are you Jeckel to Rahm's Hyde?

Why are you caving to people who have no intention of playing nice?

Axelrod.... is that your real name or your porn name?

How can we get people to realize that Medicare is also socialized health care and everybody seems to be OK with that so why aren't they OK with the public health plan?

does my ass look big in these pants?

Why don't you guys have a serious Coming To Jesus talk with our lame Congress, about half of whose members surely must be intelligent, and get some useful work done, so we don't lose the 2010 elections and once again be saddled with a Republican majority? I am TIRED OF USELESS, SPINELESS DEMOCRATS.

How do we get conservatives to stop their shouting? Seems like we could come up with a plan we could live with, if only we could all talk with each other like rational human beings.

any Dungeons & Dragons players in the white house and what are their alingments?

i want to wait and see and maybe to comment later.

wants to know when he can travel around the country with his medication fearlessly.

Again I ask...does the Pope like Shepherds Pie?

I still have quantities of "Another Mama for OBAMA/Yes, I am a Hope-Monger" t-shirts in many sizes and colors. Also baby one-sies, "My Mama's for OBAMA." Spread the word in the back rooms -- I've got your one-stop shop for White House Secret Santa holiday gifts this year!

We send millions of dollars a year worth medical supplies, medicine, and provide health care to 3rd world countries, why don't people understand that there are some in our own country who live in the same conditions and that all Americans should be taken care of first before we take care of other countries? Not that helping is a bad thing, but sometimes I think the Gvt forgets who they're actually here for.

Does he secretly want to go on Fox news? hee hee~

Is it just me? Has Sarah Palin become more appealing to listen to...enough to wanna ????