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Daniella Sorkin-Yermyiev דניאלה ירמייב did you guys ever think that maybe santa is actually jewish ? think.. he's a big guy (ate lots of schmaltz), grey beard... (doesn't shave)... delivers gifts all over the world (tzedaka)... makes sense no??? ok, so, maybe claus.. a yekke???

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While the media is writing a collective sob story over Rabbi Baruch Chalomish’s drug bust and $1,000/week cocaine habit, which he began after his wife died of cancer, I just gotta say: Dude is a bad ass.
Larry Mark
Larry Mark
Is the issue that he was snorting it?? Perhaps rabbis are only supposed to sniff or schniff it?
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Attention, shoppers: Not sure what to get the Jew hatin’, anger wieldin’, bigot this holiday season? Guess what? It doesn’t matter as long as you wrap it with swastika wrapping paper. That’s right. For just $1
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Found another kosherFAIL at a Texas grocery store
Amy Ross
Amy Ross
Larry Mark I love you.
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Jason Schwartzman leans across both our chairs, and stares at me intently with a stubbly chin on his fist, inches away from my face. “How is this?” he asks. We just met minutes ago and his black high-topped feet
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Chatting up this month’s honorary Heeb, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Iranian-born Artemis Pebdani, got me wondering, how many other funny Iranians are out there? Turns out, quite a few.
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UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2 is just days away, so what are you going to do? Who cares, you ask? Well, Moshe Kasher does and he writes that it's OK for us, the faggoty elitists, to care, too. comedian loves UFC.
Jeremiah Griffith
Jeremiah Griffith
Finally, I can come out of the closet about this...
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No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to “treat” your pet’s dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the meat after the jump.)
Rhesa Schwartz
Rhesa Schwartz
Luckily this is not as common in Jewish and Muslim dogs because they are circumcised.
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Time to party with your favorite loons from Heeb Magazine! Throw on your best romper—or a pair of pants so tight they’re guaranteed to lower your sperm count—and come by DUMBO’s powerHouse Arena for the Brooklyn launch of Heeb Storytelling anthology "Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish."

Heeb arts editor Shana Liebman will host,... with readings by actor/director/screenwriter Robbie Chafitz (Time Out), and authors Lynn Harris (Miss Media), Abby Sher (Amen, Amen, Amen) and Mike Albo (The Underminer).

…With booze courtesy of Original Sin Cider :)
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The Heeb Storytelling Series
Time:7:00PM Thursday, November 19th
Location:The powerHouse Books Arena in DUMBO
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November 16 at 4:56am · Report
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Meet Edward, a Brooklyn postal worker who talks with his hands, owns prescription lenses and is totally neurotic about USPS policy. As I paid for my stamps, this friendly civil servant casually mentioned his famous filmmaker relative, Woody Allen (nee Allen
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Solange Knowles (remember her?) just sucker-punched all stupid hipsters who think they’re underground for listening to The Dirty Projectors. With her cover of “Stillness of the Move,” she turns up the R&B that frontman, Longstreth,
Adam Brown
Adam Brown
It's just 'dirty projectors' (no 'the') and the song is called 'stillness IS the move'
Way to go HEEB editors!
November 14 at 11:41am
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2012 opens Friday, but don't worry about the end. Read Heeb's guide to surviving the apocalypse
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Go Get some Sex Drugs and Gefilte Fish tonight with Rebecca Addelman at Borders on Westwood in LA tonight.