
Daniella Sorkin-Yermyiev דניאלה ירמייב did you guys ever think that maybe santa is actually jewish ? think.. he's a big guy (ate lots of schmaltz), grey beard... (doesn't shave)... delivers gifts all over the world (tzedaka)... makes sense no??? ok, so, maybe claus.. a yekke???

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While the media is writing a collective sob story over Rabbi Baruch Chalomish’s drug bust and $1,000/week cocaine habit, which he began after his wife died of cancer, I just gotta say: Dude is a bad ass.

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Attention, shoppers: Not sure what to get the Jew hatin’, anger wieldin’, bigot this holiday season? Guess what? It doesn’t matter as long as you wrap it with swastika wrapping paper. That’s right. For just $1

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Jason Schwartzman leans across both our chairs, and stares at me intently with a stubbly chin on his fist, inches away from my face. “How is this?” he asks. We just met minutes ago and his black high-topped feet

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Chatting up this month’s honorary Heeb, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Iranian-born Artemis Pebdani, got me wondering, how many other funny Iranians are out there? Turns out, quite a few.

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UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2 is just days away, so what are you going to do? Who cares, you ask? Well, Moshe Kasher does and he writes that it's OK for us, the faggoty elitists, to care, too. comedian loves UFC.

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No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to “treat” your pet’s dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the meat after the jump.)

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Time to party with your favorite loons from Heeb Magazine! Throw on your best romper—or a pair of pants so tight they’re guaranteed to lower your sperm count—and come by DUMBO’s powerHouse Arena for the Brooklyn launch of Heeb Storytelling anthology "Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish."
Heeb arts editor Shana Liebman will host,... with readings by actor/director/screenwriter Robbie Chafitz (Time Out), and authors Lynn Harris (Miss Media), Abby Sher (Amen, Amen, Amen) and Mike Albo (The Underminer).
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Heeb arts editor Shana Liebman will host,... with readings by actor/director/screenwriter Robbie Chafitz (Time Out), and authors Lynn Harris (Miss Media), Abby Sher (Amen, Amen, Amen) and Mike Albo (The Underminer).
…With booze courtesy of Original Sin Cider :)Read More
The Heeb Storytelling Series
Time:7:00PM Thursday, November 19th
Location:The powerHouse Books Arena in DUMBO

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Meet Edward, a Brooklyn postal worker who talks with his hands, owns prescription lenses and is totally neurotic about USPS policy. As I paid for my stamps, this friendly civil servant casually mentioned his famous filmmaker relative, Woody Allen (nee Allen

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Solange Knowles (remember her?) just sucker-punched all stupid hipsters who think they’re underground for listening to The Dirty Projectors. With her cover of “Stillness of the Move,” she turns up the R&B that frontman, Longstreth,

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