You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
Don't you just hate it when people pretend to be drunk? What's so cool about it? Does it get you attention? Yes. Is it good attention? No. Does anyone have any respect for you when you kiss that ugly person and blame it on being 'drunk'? NO. Grow up.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

 
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
December 23, 2009 at 1:07pm
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. FORGET THE LAST STATUS, last person to comment this status in 5 mins (12.22) will have their name in the next status and it has to be something funny

November 22, 2009 at 4:17pm
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. everyone having a good weekend so far??

November 21, 2009 at 6:10am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. thinks people should stop taking themselves and my pages so seriously!

November 18, 2009 at 11:07am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. why is it whenever i write a new status, i get idiots saying 1ST! 2ND!!!! waste of time really. not gnna get that millsecond back

November 18, 2009 at 10:57am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
November 18, 2009 at 10:54am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
November 17, 2009 at 8:21am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. it's the weekend soon, get your cameras ready for the teenies pretending!

November 11, 2009 at 7:24am
You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending.

You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending. YAY 10,000 fans! That's pretty awesome considering i only made this at 6!

November 10, 2009 at 3:38pm