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Zoey Shea We hope everyone survived. We did. Barely. Happy ho ho ho!

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Zoey Shea Listen up peaches!! Zoey and Shea have released their new *holiday truths* free ebook! Www.zoeyshea.typepad.com go! Tell us if you love!

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Flammable tree branches, sitting in front of the engine. The first place that hoop-dee is gonna catch fire? Under the hood.
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To the 17 year old:: You aren't getting a tattoo for Christmas. I gave you life, I ain't branding you.
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Every time we hear "Clark, I don't want to spend Christmas dead," we chuckle and think....mmhm. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Michael Flaherty
Michael Flaherty
Note to self: carry flask for Krimmus dinner
December 14, 2009 at 2:44pm
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Zoey Shea #snowangel 2009 competition. BRING IT! Nominations open!

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Happy snow angeling, and be sure they are your PHOTOS!!!! GO!!! Winnah Winnah Chicken Dinnah!!!
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Zoey Shea Um. Someone left the cooler out. Santa found it. http://bit.ly/8p9chP

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Zoey Shea ROFLOL!!! Thankful - Schmankful :: you're Thanksgiving escape plan.

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And if all else fails, you can always blame the Swine Flu. In bad taste? Absolutely. But we're talking about family and holidays. You gotta do what you gotta do.
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Zoey Shea This weeks Winner::Idiot of the Week

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We are sorry. Just couldn't resist. Thanks to @rmusca for showing us.
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Zoey Shea The fact that we are fun and nice- may NOT apply to you. #zoeyshea

Deborah Dobson
Deborah Dobson
You both are fun and nice peeps!!
November 4, 2009 at 10:05am
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Becuase we like you two. Lol!
November 15, 2009 at 12:07pm
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Zoey Shea WOD:: _______ hmmm you? Tell us!

Scott Kapich
Scott Kapich
Insipid
November 2, 2009 at 6:02pm
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In light of Halloween and the apparent, sudden spawn of carazies coming out of the wood work on Twitter? We thought it would be appropriate to share vital information with you all. Lucky ducks.
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Zoey Shea WOTD: SNARKY. Ie: shea's snarky ways landed her a bottle of peppermint aromatherapy via Zoey.

Kelly
Kelly
Good stuff in that bottle!
October 27, 2009 at 7:39pm
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Zoey Shea WOD: Restless Lip Syndrome--When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut (<-- via our friend Liz) Now, don't we ALL know someone with this Syndrome?!!

October 26, 2009 at 2:41pm