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asianfailure oh man my traffic ranking got owned. i better start writing again
asianfailure nothing to watch on tv during breakfast so watched weight loss infomercials and yelled disparaging things at fat chicks. it's not as fun when you're alone
asianfailure I gave a prostitute 100 bucks to give her a titty twister. Money well spent!
asianfailure i forgot to bring a costume. so i dressed up as the mexican titty flier guy
asianfailure I think i yelled 'titties' at least 100 times this weekend
asianfailure 'We ordered 2 asian strippers...these are black!' 'oh! They're half asian' 'SEND THEM BACK!!'
asianfailure Won back everything!! Plus 8 more drinks...time for tittiezzz
asianfailure Wow...we have the suite just like hangover
asianfailure Fucking slots..lost 20 so I left boogers on the buttons. Eat that wynn!!
asianfailure It is way too bright for 8 redbull vodkas
asianfailure Why does everybody playing slots look so sad?
asianfailure 930. Getting drunk at penny slots. Next stop..titty bar!
asianfailure 8 am. Vegas. No money. Lets see what kinda damage i can do
asianfailure she asked me to move in with her.. why the fuck are the korean ones always the craziest?
