asianfailure

asianfailure madoff gonna learn the hard way in prison

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Ethan
Ethan
i think we both know that the only REAL cig is the one in the middle. the rest look like badly wrapped joints.
Andrew
Andrew
dude that looks exactly like him you're like a windows paint picasso
asianfailure

asianfailure jon and kate plus who gives a shit

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asianfailure
I was watching TV with my mom and Obama was on talking about how he occasionally smokes. Me: See mom? Even the president messes up and smokes once in a while. Mom: Obama smokes because he's black.
Wayne
Wayne
oh yeah i saw that, my mom just chuckled
Kyle
Kyle
ahahah! OMG! dating a chinese-american girl from cupertino. Met her mother. Before i met her mom, she prepped her and said i was black. the mom then goes and tells my gf's little sis, "By the way, i forgot to tell you, don't date a black guy." WTFFFF!!! Good news is, the lil sis stood up for my people...and against ignorance everywhere, thereby creating a learning moment for the mom. Ironically, most black people don't smoke.

"Use of any tobacco product in 2005 was 31.2 percent for non-Hispanic whites only, 28.4 percent for non-Hispanic blacks only, 41.7 percent for non-Hispanic American Indians or Alaska Natives only, 14.6 percent for non-Hispanic Asians only and 24.5 percent for Hispanics or Latinos of any race."

http://www.americanheart.org/downloadable/heart/123783441267009Heart%20and%20Stroke%20Update.pdf... Read More

i LOVE your site man!
asianfailure
Excerpt from the autobiography of malcolm x: "I’d had too much experience that women were only tricky, deceitful, untrustworthy flesh. I had seen too many men ruined, or at least tied down, or in some way messed up by women. Women talked too much...
Andrew Jeong

Andrew Jeong Your webpage comes across as highly offensive and immature and I will be informing the developers of Facebook of this horrible web page. You should be ashamed of yourself.

asianfailure
asianfailure
shut your face tool
asianfailure

asianfailure if masturbation really caused blindness for a day...

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asianfailure
Night shifts for my programming job consists of a lot of maintenance for our programs and providing customer service as well. If a program goes down or whatever, whoever is working the night shift has to do customer service for the client(s), and then try to fix the program...
Daniel
Daniel
I SENT SEVEN.
SEVEN.
asianfailure
asianfailure
haha i vaguely remember yelling that
asianfailure

asianfailure Flash's super power kind of sucks

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asianfailure
I've given up on relationships long ago, so at any given time, I might be trying to get with multiple girls at once (without them knowing about each other.) Right now, there's three girls on my "list." Just to clarify, none of them are anybody I'd be proud of fucking, so this list isn't anything...
Yun
Yun
i can't wait to read part 2 of this!
Ted
Ted
It's summer, aren't all the undergrads supposed to be out of their dorms? The only students that should be in the dorms now are... high school students there for summer programs. I've got you...
Michael
Michael
AHHH Fucking can't wait for part two!
asianfailure

asianfailure king midas and the golden....touch

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Allen
Allen
wasn't king midas greek or macedonian?
Ethan
Ethan
wouldnt his dick turn to gold when hes pissing?
asianfailure
asianfailure
ITS A COMIC YOU JACKASSES
asianfailure

asianfailure why fight club would not work for girls

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Daniel
Daniel
hahaha
asianfailure

asianfailure A peek into the north korean justice system

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Daniel
Daniel
hahahahahahahaha
Ethan Tsui

Ethan Tsui wow what a great way to be greeted on fb. i log on and i instantly see a penis in a cape on my newsfeed.

asianfailure
asianfailure
just doing my job
asianfailure

asianfailure Another new toon. damn...what a productive week

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summer is the best because that's when I get to work on this site the most, and that's also when most interesting things happen to me. Click here for the toon...to give me hits. or you can just look below.
asianfailure

asianfailure picked up a white girl's phone number on the plane ride to seattle...next to her dad. WHITE PUNANI HERE I COME!!

Ted
Ted
so.. you mean she dropped a piece of paper that happened to have her number on it, and you picked it up when she wasn't looking.
asianfailure

asianfailure i convinced a girl last night that it's called "fish and chips" because the batter is made out of ground up lays potato chips. then i banged her. yes, i do smell like shame.

Cody
Cody
nice im impressed ....
Wern
Wern
where do u find these clueless wenches? u gotta teach me!
Ted
Ted
you're full of shit. I hope you at least used a condom, stupid is an STD
asianfailure

asianfailure my goal this weekend is to get a chick to trim my pubes

Ted
Ted
I guess this is a giant leap from getting someone to eat your pubes
asianfailure
asianfailure
i never made anybody eat my pubes. not to my knowledge at least.
asianfailure

asianfailure got high and watched lion king last night. that movie is fucked up man!

Amy
Amy
i always cry with mufasa dies. :(
Wern
Wern
mu who?
asianfailure
Long ago when I was a stupid virgin loser in high school, I was also the cartoonist for the school paper. Yeah, way to choose the activities that get pussy. At any rate, every cartoon I drew was rather offensive and was censored by the school administration...
Nhu
Nhu
haaha loves it!
Brian
Brian
heh... u need to start an exclusive fan club membership section
asianfailure

asianfailure boss is on vacation......and thus, so is my brain. ducking out of work early today woohoo

asianfailure

asianfailure the guy in the cubicle next to me has the flu, and he's a fatass....so is that the swine flu?

Wayne
Wayne
rofl
asianfailure

asianfailure just spent the entire night at the titty bar with Walsh. and that's exactly what i smell like right now. time to go to work!

asianfailure

asianfailure i just sat through a one hour meeting where this indian programmer chick sat next to me and burped over thirty times. what the fuck is wrong with these computer science bitches? wow i never want to hear another female burp for the rest of my life.

Yun
Yun
maybe those were hiccups that sounded like burps?
asianfailure
asianfailure
nah...my coworker confirmed they were burps. there was seriously something wrong with her...nastiest shit ever.
asianfailure

asianfailure ever since those lay offs it's been easier for me to find parking closer to the office.

asianfailure

asianfailure rss motherfuckers!

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2009-04-19T2:03:51Z Stories of a Asian programmer who failed to meet the expectations of traditional Asian parents. Also includes rants, satire and general ridicule of the stigma that surrounds Asians in both Eastern and Western culture. ...