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(Deadspin)

Soccer is one of the worst sports to watch – either in person or on television. I’d almost rather watch someone getting a hemorrhoid taken out with a crowbar then to have to sit and watch a soccer game.

But Elizabeth Lambert, a junior defender for New Mexico, may have me watching more soccer. She grabbed BYU player Kassidy Shumway by the ponytail and threw that ass to the ground. Clip goodness below….

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The only thing better would have been if they had rubbed baby oil on each other and wrestled around on the ground. And I can only imagine if she is that physical on the soccer field, then she must be bat shit crazy in the sack.

I’d knock them both out.