i am neurotic.
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i am neurotic.

 
i am neurotic.
I will sit there, even on a time-crunched test, and circle every one of my answers. If the circle does not touch and form a completely connected figure, I will draw additional lines to close the circle, even if it takes twenty tries.
i am neurotic.
When traveling by car (usually in the passengers seat) I name the make and model of every car that passes me by. I even name how many generations back that particular generation was released, of if it's the current generation. If it was within the past three or four years ...
i am neurotic.
When ever i see some thing really tiny, like tiny thread patterns in the couch, small mark on a wood, tiny permanent stain on something, small dents, tiny curves on rocks.. I always say on my mind "Hi there little fellow".. it's as if I was the first one to ...
i am neurotic.
If I drive in the rain, then park and turn the engine off, and my windshield wipers are frozen halfway across my windshield, I must restart my car again just to put them where they belong.
i am neurotic.
I can't fall asleep unless the open end up my pillowcase faces the left side of the bed. It does not matter if I'm in a hotel, on a couch, or at home. I have tried many times to fall asleep with it facing the other side and after one ...
i am neurotic.
The present I'm most excited to get for my birthday is a label maker, so I can label everything!
i am neurotic.
I always try to have at least $1.55 in change in my left pants pocket and always in four quarters, four dimes, two nickel and five pennies. I'll regularly empty my pocket of anty extra change and take whichever of the aforementioned coins I may be missing from my change ...
i am neurotic.
I use a clipboard at work. Whenever my shift is over, I feel the need to touch every corner of the clipboard with both hands and put it back in the drawer perfectly straightened. If something interferes with this strange ritual, I do it again.
i am neurotic.
If I wake up in the middle of the night, I have to get up and brush my teeth, otherwise I can't fall back to sleep. It makes me feel gross if I don't.
i am neurotic.
I have to rip the last square off of the toilet paper roll before wiping. It bothers me that in public places some dirty people might touch it and then I am putting it you know where. DISGUSTING!
Larson
Larson
Ditto!
November 12 at 9:58pm
i am neurotic.
Whenever I go to a restaurant that has sugar packets on the table I have to reorganize them perfectly; they all have to face the same way, and they're organized in rainbow order.
i am neurotic.
when changing the channels on my T.V. i have to touch every other button so they do not feel left out. or if my hand relaxes and i accidently touch a few i have to make the amount of times ive touched all buttons equal.
i am neurotic.
Whenever I want to hear how something I'm writing sounds, I read it back aloud in a British accent.
i am neurotic.
When I copy something on the computer to paste it somewhere else, I always press command C three times, just in case whatever I was trying to copy didn't process the first time. If I'm especially worried about it, I'll do it six or nine times.
i am neurotic.
Whenever I eat cereal (honeynut cheerios) and milk I have to make sure that I don't end up with just one cheerio. I have an aversion to eating just one piece of cereal with milk. I don't mind eating it one at a time if it's dry.