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- May 2004
mike's HUMOR
mike's HUMOR Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying? He said, "Canned goods and ammunition."
mike's HUMOR A little girl was fascinated when her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. She asked him to remove his teeth again. She stood there amazed, then demanded, 'Now, take off your nose.'
mike's HUMOR Dear Pastor,Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.Thank you.AlexanderAge 10, Raleigh
mike's HUMOR "I don't make jokes, "Will Rogers once said truthfully. "I just watch the government and report the facts."
mike's HUMOR After thousands of years, we have advanced to the point where we bolt our doors and windows and turn on our burglar alarms, while the jungle natives sleep in open-door huts...
mike's HUMOR Laughter is an instant vacation
mike's HUMOR If you think education is expensive, TRY IGNORANCE
mike's HUMOR Stress is an ignorant state, it believes everything's an emergency!!
