
Well here we are folks, the big fight is about to begin. The Champion, in the red corner, weighing in at two talents plus a loincloth, we have the courier of commandments, the righteous of the right, the pride of the pope, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the furious fundamentalist, religion...

It's time for the world to shut the doors for a few days to celebrate the birth of the most widely inspirational man ever to walk with the shepherds. Go ahead, roll out that red carpet, drop to your knee, and jazz-hand to the sky in a spastic prayer, because it's my birthday. Celebrate it hard...

my name is Lynk Hey everyone! We have a new author at my name is Lynk! Randy has joined the party. randy.mynameisLynk.com. He writes about hair!

I promised myself it wouldn't come to this. One of the most irritating blog-related faux-pas ever since the first GeoCities accounts is the apologetic entry where the author claims he's been too busy to update...

This planet has some pretty cool stuff on it, am I right? We've got ant colonies, chocolate, and the more common liquids that cover this rock don't melt our skin off...

If there's one icon that represents me besides the accordion, newsboy hats, Hawaiian shirts, green tunics, and huge muscles, it's the fact that I've been toting around small, glossy electronic devices long before most of my piers were introduced to the Internet. I'm not bragging...

I woke up one morning a few weeks ago with a nightmarish pox cast upon my feet. Then there was a welt on my Achilles. And the nausea. My enemy had dispatched a powerful trooper to assassinate me in my sleep. I was bitten by a brown recluse. I hate spiders...

As you are well aware, on Thursday, August 6th, we were all victims of an act of terrorism as social network giants Twitter and Facebook were crippled in a devastating Denial of Services attack...

Life is a pretty fragile thing. As we know it, life can't survive being on fire, life can't survive being crushed under a large shoe, and life certainly cannot tolerate another season of Queer Eye for the Texas Guy, tonight at 7/8 central...

You probably all have plans to spend the day outdoors, enjoying the sunshine (unless you are in upstate NY), eating hotdogs and sausage patties, and feeding your aunt's potato salad to the dog...

Ah, cybernetics. Today they may give people the heebie jeebies, but we're only a short distance from figuring out how to augment sponsored advertisements into the vision of the public. Scientists have used neurons from a rat's brain to control a small robotic vehicle...

You're going to think I'm a bit biased. A portion of my living depends on people using Microsoft as their OS of choice. You're going to assume that just because the pompous coffee-shop hipster is my sworn enemy that I will agitate the embers of hatred towards his laptop. No...














