Are you sick and tired of the other guys centering you out because you don't happen to be named properly for their purposes.......well that is all about to change.....new from RONCO, the people who brought you "The Pocket-Fisherman" and "The Bass-Master 3000".....we are proud to introduce "DREWCREW", a clothing line designed with you in mind, made with interwoven micro-synthetic fibers from recycled 2 litre bottles found on the roadside which makes them ultra resistant to stains like mustard, maple syrup, baby vomit, your buddies vomit, and yes even your own vomit....is this too much for one shirt to do you ask.....well of course it is.....but it's a RONCO...and we strive to eradicate the vomit stain epidemic that is sweeping the nation......so remember "If you're gonna SPEW, make sure your in DREWCREW!!"

On a more serious note...you should consider AndreaWear!

There are two kinds of people in the world. Daves and those who want to be Daves.

These are the Daves I know, I know.
Some of them are Davids, but most of them are Daves...

Dave. Dave dave dave dave: dave dave dave and dave .

are you dave aware? you need a 'what a difference a dave makes' t-shirt. not a dave but an exceptional person? maybe you need an 'honorary dave' t-shirt ;)