| Other | Stacy's Mom Has Got it Going On, When I was your age, we had theAmanda Show. Not iCarly., I hate it when i sleep at someones house and wake up AGES before them., That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill., Starbucks, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend not brushing your teeth w/ a bottle of jack., I say "Pop", not "Soda", Hey. You're with me right now, so STOP TEXTING EVERYONE ELSE!!, I go deaf when im texting, Family Feud, Fly the American Flag, Son Odeur, Son Sourire, Ses Yeux. Putain Je L'aime :$, Apples to Apples, We can put a man on the moon, but we can't stop an oil leak?, Cheez-It, Denny's, Weekend, Olive Garden Breadsticks, Damn, I knew I stopped talking to you for a reason, Samsung Galaxy Nexus, Adam Sandler, What is the best song when you were born?, Delta, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree shared by Patricia, Sheetz, The Pines of Cloverlane, ICE nightclub, BlackBerry, Shít My Dad Says, Sergio Vasquez, Ronnie's Bar & Grill, Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you, Listening to someone's story and thinking lie, lie, lie and lie., Nicki Minaj, If Justin Beiber got a face book, he would become an emo., The really long sarcastic 'Hahahahahaha' before the 'No.', Best Buy, Johnny Depp, Hearing Something That KILLS You Inside and Having to Pretend It Doesn't, Comfort Foods Catering LLC, Lori Nemeth Photography, Criss Angel, Kat Von D, Jubilee Photography, Wipeout Homophobia on Facebook., I put faces in most of the things I type. :), Fly the American Flag, I did not slap you, I high-fived your face!, I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane., Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we did not., Walgreens, Aubree's Pizzeria & Tavern, Whittaker Rd, A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. Its always nice to know someones afraid to lose you., Back in 1st grade when putting your head down was a punishment, There are plenty of fish in the sea. LOL jk... BP killed them all., Cedar Point, Erika Adams, FIFA World Cup 2010, The best things in life are either illegal, bad, or fattening., WOW, My TEXTING Days Are Officially OVER!! SEE WHY NOW!!, *CAUTION WET PAINT* ..... ''I Have To Touch It! The Sign Might Be Lying!'', Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, Agreeing with people so they'll shutup, people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥, Join if u have stayed up past 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 in the morning, "Dude that song is so old." "So is your mom but you still listen to her.", I hate it when im singing along to a song and the artist gets it wrong, ...anndd thats why nobody likes you., I swear you just do stuff on purpose to piss me off., Boycott BP, Typing what you really want to say,then erasing it and typing somethin nice, If I could tell rude customers off and not get fired, believe me, I WOULD!, The feeling when you're so screwed you don't even care anymore., you say something awkward, someone says 'what?' and you reply with 'what?'., "So.... guess who texted me..", Your not sorry, Your sorry I found out., Seein someone ugly and looking at your friend saying" thats your boyfriend", Bonfires, pool parties, and pullin' all nighters during the summer., Laughing so hard that you cant tell anyone what your laughing about, The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you, Guy and girl being best friends... Yes, it happens, I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying., Buffalo Wild Wings, Really Really Late Night Trips To Taco Bell, i'm obviously gonna tell my best friend what you just said, "Are you hungry?" "Yes" Where do you wanna go?" Idc" "How about here?" NO!", Laughing Sarcasticaly. Then Making A Serious Face., Paxahau, Dora...Stop fucking around and get a GPS, if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it, When you don't mean to send a text message and spazz out trying to stop it., Those mornings where you wake up, look in the mirror and you're like "no.", Nice blinker.......Dick., Bend and Snap!!, but .. you promised :(, I'm not looking at you, I just zoned out., '______________ is now in a relationship' .. damn., Life is hard. Let's go shopping! :), shhh, just go with it ;), "Remember that time when you-" . NOT in front of my parent dumbass, WHERE THE HELL IS MYYY.... Oh, there it is., I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed, "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it.", I wasn't being mean, I was being honest, We all have that friend...Who's not really our friend, You can't fix stupid, Not even with duct tape., I wish Ms. Frizzle was my teacher growing up. Then I'd like school., i hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all, Dad thought it was funny... Mom grounded me, NICK PRUITT, You Need To Calm Down, "Send failed would you like to retry?" Well obviously..., BlackBerry Smartphones App, I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., When I was your age, we had to rewind our films once they were over, Do slutty girls say "That's what I said" jokes?, Oh, Home Alone? Hello Loud Music.., I hate it when my hoodie strings are uneven!, I Love making YOU smile :), You call me.. I ignore it. I get a "restricted" call.. Do you think im dumb, I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 5 Minutes of my Life, If you sext, do you get a phoner?, I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two., dont touch my hair, face or phone., "Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.", The drunken promise, "let's get up early tomorrow and go out to breakfast!", I take "K" as bye, That .1% of germs that nothing can kill, When you're so good at sarcasm no one can tell if you are serious or not, Sidetrack Bar and Grill, Sarcasm (n.)- the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it., Lowering the music when looking for a street address so i can see better, Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me., I was owning on mario cart, then i realised i wasnt the top screen...., Laughing so hard no sound is coming out & you can't breathe., If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., I love my parents, especially when they are not at home..., Detroit Tigers, "They're", "Their", and "There" have 3 distinct meanings. Learn Them., Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna, I simply don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I truly feel., "Become a Fan" has turned into "yep that applys to my life", I stay in my pajamas until I absolutely HAVE to get dressed., Accidently saying "you too" to the employee who says "Enjoy your movie.", Just walking into your bestfriends house like you live there., Toyota Sucks!, Arizona Iced Tea, Pretending to "never get the text" from someone who annoys you., "let's just be friends" is equal to "let's ignore eachother and never talk", Raw Cookie Dough, Everything is 4x Funnier when you are supposed to be quiet, Google Chrome, last day of winter? 60 degrees. First day of spring? 40. Welcome to MI :), I Hate When People Call Me, When I'm in the Middle of a Text >.<, Just Becasue You Have New Friends, Doesn't Mean You Ditch Your Old Ones, Girl Scout Cookies, Hate it when your seat belt locks and you cant move at all., "I'm hungry." "What do you want to eat?" "Food.", Hearing,"Just a small town girl." and shouting, "Livin' in a Lonely World!", saying "never mind" when you don't feel like repeating yourself, If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off., Stop resending the same text message.Yes I saw it,I don't want to answer., Taco Bell, When you just say 'k' or 'lol', I close the convo., When I get your txt, I think of it the way you would say it., DriveSafe.ly, RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA, Chipotle Mexican Grill, West Hollywood, Dragon Bleu Vodka, Drinking around a bonfire, Verizon Wireless, Falling asleep on the couch and waking up with a blanket on you, Old People Marveling at How Fast I Text, I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side, Indie Creations, I constantly check my cell phone, even though i know i didn't get a text, My parents have called me by the wrong name., Dom's Bakery, I HATE THE 160 CHARACTER TEXTING LIMIT!, Unlimited Texting, PRIME NIGHTLIFE PRUITT, Saying "It's Fine" When Really Your Heart Is Breaking, Shooting yourself with your fingers when you get frustrated., Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up', Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense., Middle School: "Shut up, it was a dare" High School: "Shut up, I was drunk", That moment your heart stops when your chair tilts back too far, "SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE !", I hate it when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out, Aubree's Pizzeria & Tavern, Depot Town, I'm pretty sure your middle name isn't "MissKutie" or "DontHate"..., "Pop" is a drink. "Soda" is a baking ingredient., Texting someone to say that you are outside their house instead of knocking, i love wearing hoodies and shorts in the summer nights(:, Even though I act like I don't care, I miss the way we used to be., theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos, When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply., i hate it when i dont fwd a chain letter and i die the next day, i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......, Sleeping without pants on, I love it when I look at you and you were already looking at me.., If your going to cheat, then don't be in a relationship. Its that simple., Just Because You Can Reproduce, Doesn't Mean You Should., Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on, Wow. Really. You just had to bring that up right?, you hate me? oh that's weird, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, I Call Gatorades by Their Color, Not by Their Name, After Every Good Movie Trailer I Lean Over And Say "I Wanna See That", NO. my status is from a song. its not about you. get over yourself., my bestfriend is so funny ♥, That person you will always care for, no matter what, I used to cry when I got hurt.... until i learned the word F**K, There is nothing to do on faceook... yet i can stay on for hours!, Cuddling With Someone You Really Like Gives You The Best Feeling Ever ^^, I Dont Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !!, i love how everyone from Michigan says "Up North" not a specific city, i've thought about punching you in the face on multiple occasions., "hey" "hi" "who was that?" " no idea", "Oh Hell Naw" Moments, I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up, I don't know what we should do but i want to hang out with you, I love reading someones status and knowing exactly who it's about., I hate it when a radio plays a good song so much that you end up hating it, Saying FAIL when someone screws up., I Always have to spell my name for other people, I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, The Cow (Ypsilanti, MI), My phone rings, i look and see who's calling, and put it right back down, When people say "You're a jerk," I automatically say, "I know.", When I hear "yeah buddy" i have the urge to say "rollin like a big shot", Dude, I'm not going if your not going, I lold when I saw this pic of pure raciism, Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, I LOVE Sleeping, BUT I never wanna go bed early., I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm, I change into sweatpants as soon as I get home., Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?, That's what she said, I love listening to lies when i know the truth, That feeling you get when you hug someone you really really miss., I text you when I miss you, and if I don't, I'm waiting for you to miss me., Your ≠ You're, I Only Check My Voicemail To Get Rid Of The Little Icon On The Screen, Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness., I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie, realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue, I HATE DOUCHEBAGS, Not Playing Farmville, Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny., I Hate "Battery Low", I love staying up late!, I don't sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason, Bonfires, E. Michigan Dairy Queen of Ypsilanti, MI, bd's Mongolian Grill - Canton, Insulting people on levels they can't comprehend., U Hit Your Pinkytoe On The Corner Of Something And Think Your Going To Die., Oh your mad at me for doing that, but if you did It it would be okay.., I Make Bad Decisions, Especially When I Drink Club, The 734, 5,000,000 People Strong For A "That's what she said" button, "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Measurement, Knowing the Difference Between "Their", "There" and "They're", University of Michigan-Dearborn, Democratic Party, Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen, Belleville Moose Family Center, Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations, You deleted me as your friend....you sure showed me!, Leopold "Butters" Stotch, Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die!, Dougs Sister, Judy.That bih was funny., When its sunny, it automatically puts me in a good mood :] <3, Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, Dj John Cruz, I know girls with deeper voices then Justin Bieber, Shaun White, Dave and Chuck "the Freak", Dentist Stop Talking to Me, I Cant Talk Your Hand is in My Mouth, I hate it when my parents wont answer their phone but get mad when i dont!, Salon Misina 2221 Fort st lincoln park Mi 48146 313 381 0109, Alan from "The Hangover", I love people who text back instantly, "Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!, 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status, Megan Fox, Link, On Loud, The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you, Yeah I Smile & Say Hi But Im Quite Aware Your A Two-Faced Whore :), I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious, Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the House, Harper University Hospital, "What do you wanna do?" "Up to you" "Noo, its up to you." 'sigh'....., That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot, Haha, you told my best friend and you thought she wouldn't tell me:)., "My house is boring." "So is mine." "Yah but you have food." |
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