Love is in the bear, or so they say, as Valentines Day is of course on its way!

But what about those poor sad gits, who don’t have anyone to send a valentines card to this February? And especially don’t have anyone to send a card back to them?

Don’t worry! Bad Taste Bears are here to help with our first ever BTB Lonely Heart Column competition.

We want YOU to write your very own Lonely Hearts personal ad and place it in the thread below:

(E.g. Thirty something, ginger hair, 4ft 2, nature lover, likes long walks in the country and dogging. Looking for friends, fun and maybe more…)

Please keep them to less than 150 characters folks. We don’t want to read your whole pitiful life story.

Our Favourite will win this amazing Giant Willy Plush!!

If you are a BTB Club Member you can also enter this competition on the BTB forum where we have a very special prize on offer....

Competition ends Friday 3rd February
  • Bad Taste Bears Official, Emma Miles, Ciol Baron and 10 others like this.
    • 'Robin Jones big bear, wltm rabbit with non stick fur. ffs em ew fsh ppi esn
      January 27 at 6:53am
    • Jenette Ogborn Too old but still Bold, losing hair but still got flare, little bit small but can still pull, looking for love but not wearing a glove :)
      January 27 at 6:55am
    • Shar Eskriett if u come down to the woods tonight u gone be in for a big supprise 40 year old gsh loves nature and sadomastic and sharing lol
      January 27 at 7:01am
    • Steve-o SnakeVenom Jackson If i was single i'd put something like:-
      A giant 21 year old cuddly bear just don't squeeze me to much as there may be some excess gases made, i'm a good listener when i'm awake that is, an avid collector of all things weird and wonderful, has a memory like a sieve.....it pisses out of the holes, a grasshopper mind.....ooh shiny.
      January 27 at 2:25pm
    • Louisa Westmorland Slightly nutty 32 yr old child, likes cheeky bears, chocolate and chums! Will answer to most names, whip me, sorry, contact me for more!
      January 27 at 5:05pm
    • Martin Withers Playboy millionaire seeks gullible stunner
      January 28 at 1:45pm
    • Steve Roden Balding, short, fat and ugly male, 42, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite
      January 29 at 8:55am
    • Simon Lord ‎34 Year Old Male (I think), seeking a great time with anyone who is willing, not fussy, as long as the light is out. Needs to like dressing up as must wear 2 paper bags, just incase the first rips. Must like football and all the male type things, and I am not paying for everything!!
      January 31 at 2:45am
Album:Wall Photos
Shared with:Public