Caption this photo & WIN: 1 year subscription to Believer Magazine, Chronicle Books schwag, 1 random book from the desk of Rene de Guzman (exhibition curator), and 2 passes for the talk itself!



To celebrate the Mark Dion and Lawrence Weschler talk + book signing (Sat, Sept 11, 2 p.m.) we’ve come up with the amazing contest.



RULES: Captions must use the following words: ‘Chronicle,’ ‘Believer,’ and ‘Oakland Museum of California.’ Words can be in any order. Judging will be done by Rene de Guzman, senior curator of art, and Mark Dion; who will both be judging by creativity.



Good luck.
  • Ian Padgham, Dina Howard, Cindy R Moore and 2 others like this.
    • Rory Dean Pachyderm Service makes Believer of Chronicle Books at Oakland Museum of California.
      September 2, 2010 at 11:12am
    • Ivel Gontan little did betsy know that the next chapter in the chronicle of her life would bring her to the oakland museum of california, it's a good thing that she was a believer in packing lightly..
      September 2, 2010 at 11:49am
    • Shaheen Bilgrami
      She made a note to chronicle her journey from the wilds of India to the Oakland Museum of California in a book, sometime in the near future. It had been epic journey that involved being hidden for months on end in a crate that barely allowe...d movement as she sailed halfway round the world to reach her destination. A journey full of near misses that made her a believer in miracles. Now, she just needed to push her way out of the crate so that she could explore her surroundings and stretch her legs.See More
      September 2, 2010 at 12:06pm
    • Mark Doten ELEPHANT!
      September 2, 2010 at 1:50pm · 1
    • Mari Naomi A bold photographer chronicles the packing up of a pachyderm at the Oakland Museum of California. This experience makes her a believer of living art.
      September 2, 2010 at 2:05pm
    • Erik Maza With a hint of leg and a flash of trump, the Oakland Museum of California's new exhibit - Elephant Burlesque: a Chronicle - turns doubters into true believers: elephants can be sexy too.
      September 2, 2010 at 2:24pm
    • Daniel Pickhardt Jimmy, having sent in his 500 proofs of purchase to the Oakland Museum of California’s dubiously titled “Believer” contest, received The Gary Larson Special. Deeply disenchanted, he would sacrifice the next (and final) 42 years of his life in an effort to chronicle the ways in which elephants are not as inherently funny as Mr. Larson had led us to believe.
      September 2, 2010 at 2:58pm
    • Skip Fogarty
      In the irreverent new exhibit, "Once a Believer: Why the Two Party System Failed Us", the Oakland Museum of California chronicles (indeed spoofs!) the current climate of political discourse in America. Occasionally the show seems a bit sti...ff, as in this piece, which purports to expose the intemperate, thinly-veiled political ideologies which have been re-packaged and re-sold to the American electorate as progressive conservatism. But to their credit, the OMCA curatorial team gives equal weight to follies and foibles from the blue side of the aisle...See More
      September 2, 2010 at 3:13pm
    • Joanne Jordan Un-pachy-ing!
      September 2, 2010 at 4:14pm
    • Joanne Jordan Chronicle the Un-Pachying at the Oakland Museum of California.
      It will make you a Believer!
      September 2, 2010 at 4:18pm
    • Cindy R Moore Packed Pachyderm!
      September 2, 2010 at 4:31pm · 1
    • Katja Rivera As this was Charles’ first day on the job, he was unaware that the Director of the Oakland Museum of California suffered from a slight stutter. His boss was merely attempting to get through the word pachyderm during the introductory office tour and, was in fact, not requesting that Charles “pack a pachyderm.” Thus began and ended Charles brief (and well chronicled) tenure as 2nd Line Afternoon Cafeteria Server.
      September 2, 2010 at 4:49pm
    • Joyce Harold If Hannibal had known that the Chronicle of his journey over the Alps would make a Believer, he would never have agreed to send this brave animal to the Oakland Museum of California.
      September 2, 2010 at 6:42pm
    • Nina Laden In Oakland an elephant was packed
      In a California museum of art, that's a fact.
      If you're not a believer
      Read the Chronicle and see her
      Before the place is ransacked.
      September 2, 2010 at 7:31pm
    • Ambika Kandasamy I thought it's impossible to Chronicle whimsy times, but the elephant showed me otherwise, in the Oakland Museum of California, it hides in a case and sparks smiles like fireflies, and now I'm a Believer and I couldn't doubt sir if I tried.
      September 2, 2010 at 11:29pm · 1
    • Ian Padgham
      In an effort to break new ground with cross disciplinary practices - a key feature of the Oakland Museum of California's programming - curator Rene de Guzman and artist Mark Dion recently invented "Packxidermy" - a process of packing taxide...rmied pachyderms. They stumbled upon the idea when their original experiments of Trunkatology (the process of putting truncated elephant trunks into trunks) proved both messy and ethically dubious. The immediate success of their Packxidermical investigation (which they sent to Paxton Gate via taxi for good measure and homophonic-heterographical emphasis) has made Believers of them both and they are already starting to Chronicle further studies of a similar vein. Museum visitors can look forward in the next year to fascinating hybrid, tribrid, and potentially tetrabridic-themed exhibitions such as Electro-Chocolate Therapy (an examination of experimental epicurean psychiatry), Diorrhamanetics (Scientological set-design in shoe boxes that induces bowel relaxation), and Abstructure Exprussianism (a radical form of Latvian painting based on muscle building sit-ups and crunches).See More
      September 3, 2010 at 10:35am
    • Oakland Museum of California Contest ends Monday, September 6. Share your 'Caption This Photo,' and win! Great entries so far, please keep em' coming.
      September 3, 2010 at 1:53pm
    • Eugene Wang The doubtful reporter dispatched to chronicle the elephant in the room at the Oakland Museum of California quickly became a believer.
      September 3, 2010 at 6:21pm
    • Michael Jeter The Chronicle, Believer, and Oakland Museum of California are all sitting in a room not talking about something. I think this it.
      September 3, 2010 at 6:42pm
    • Stephanie Orma Chronicle Headline: Naked elephant at the Oakland Museum of California sings "I'm a Believer" inside a box. Says acoustics are good in there.
      September 3, 2010 at 7:14pm
    • Drew Bourn
      A believer in the quantum theory of superposition wrote to the Oakland Museum of California, suggesting the curators re-enact Schrödinger's cat experiment with an elephant. Upon receiving a written response from the museum, the believer hes...itated to open the envelope. Given Schrödinger's theory, until the letter was opened and read, was the answer from the curators both yes and no? The believer felt it was better to endure the suspense and leave the letter unopened, the contents unknown, the outcome unchronicled. See More
      September 5, 2010 at 8:00am
    • Geoffrey Dalander ‎"The elephant on the table" is that the Oakland Museum of California isn't getting the attention from the Chronicle, but I'm a Believer
      September 5, 2010 at 10:48pm