Submit an original witty one-liner and win passes to
Black Dog Comedy Evenings with Colin and Brad from "Whose line is it
Anyway?" -
http://www.spiritzandmore.com/blackdog/comedy-contest
P.S - You can give in your entries here too!
  • Kalpesh Krishna, Praveen Thakur, Abhinab Ghosh and 11 others like this.
    • Shubhojit Æthelfrith Mookherji I hope that was good enough for a couple of passes!! I'm passing out now!!
      July 15, 2010 at 7:31am
    • Shubhojit Æthelfrith Mookherji I had sex with a suicide bomber.. She just blew mw away!!
      July 15, 2010 at 7:47am · 1
    • Shubhojit Æthelfrith Mookherji I asked for salvation, peace of mind, love and infinite power.... god gave me a waiting token...
      July 15, 2010 at 8:06am · 1
    • Ayan Sarbadhikari Until I was ten, I thought my name was shut up! :)
      July 15, 2010 at 9:47am · 3
    • Shubhojit Æthelfrith Mookherji love hurts, love bites, love bleeds... hey!! sounds more like pro wrestling!!
      July 15, 2010 at 9:55am
    • Shubhojit Æthelfrith Mookherji Zanks fer appreciating a poor, jobless comedian folks.. ;)
      July 15, 2010 at 10:22am
    • Siddharth Krish what not to say when held at gunpoint: weren't you in the Bald and the beautiful???
      July 15, 2010 at 11:23am
    • Rohan Ravipati I slept with my English teacher to get my grade up. I went from a C to a D. Guess I wasn't that good.....I hate being homeschooled.
      July 15, 2010 at 2:34pm
    • Saurabh Gupta Warning label by the population control board on the Indian edition of the Kamasutra - "Quality is better than quantity" :D
      July 16, 2010 at 12:35am
    • Dhrubojyoti Purkayastha Looking fwd to this
      July 16, 2010 at 1:23am
    • Mini Saxena How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her!
      July 16, 2010 at 2:21am · 3
    • Mini Saxena Found on a private property: No trespassing. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
      July 16, 2010 at 2:22am · 3
    • Mini Saxena Could I please have a pass?! PLEASE! PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE!
      I'm dying here! I really REALLY want a coupla passes!
      @Spiritz & More: I'll do anything :P
      July 16, 2010 at 2:23am · 2
    • Prateek Singla got a Rolex from the lesbians next door. I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
      July 16, 2010 at 3:37am · 3
    • Siddharth Ramana A horse walks into a bar..and the bartender goes "why the long face?"

      Seriously hope i win passes :D
      July 16, 2010 at 3:58am
    • Siddharth Ramana He who laughs last must have a terrible sense of humor!
      July 16, 2010 at 4:00am
    • Siddharth Ramana On a bottle of sleeping pills "Take dese and doze"
      July 16, 2010 at 4:01am
    • Spiritz & More Hey people! Thanks for your entries. You've got great ones rolling out here. Increase your chances of winning by posting your one-liners here - http://www.spiritzandmore.com/blackdog/comedy-contest
      July 16, 2010 at 4:55am
    • Mini Saxena I've registered but don't seem to be able to log in.
      July 16, 2010 at 5:54am
    • Mini Saxena Life isn't all about flowers coming out of people's asses and sunshine shining through the clouds. Most of the time it's simply about asses and clouds.
      OK, this one was completely original. If I don't get a coupla passes with this, I'm gonna commit suicide. You're gonna have blood on your hands, Spiritz & More!
      P.S.: I was just kidding. You don't have to worry. :D
      July 16, 2010 at 6:03am · 1
    • Mini Saxena OK I logged in. Link is working, folks.
      July 16, 2010 at 6:16am
    • Clinton Bennis The points on 'Whose line is it anyway' don't matter... that's right the points are like a sexy voluptuous babe at a gay bar!
      July 16, 2010 at 11:24pm
    • Clinton Bennis A woman's ultimate fantasy involves having 2 men at the same time ... one for cleaning and one for cooking! :)
      July 16, 2010 at 11:34pm
    • Daylynn DeSouza Dyslexics of the world Untie and remember, we put the "Sexy" in "Dyslexic".
      July 17, 2010 at 12:31pm · 1
    • Pratik Ringshia This one is real life inspired: Dammit killed a bug on the ceiling and it fell on my bed and I can't find it....that was quick karma.
      July 17, 2010 at 6:33pm
    • Pratik Ringshia I'm gonna stop procrastinating...soon.
      July 17, 2010 at 6:33pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Raped my exams so bad this morning that they fingerprinted me and took a mugshot afterwards
      July 17, 2010 at 6:33pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Mother's Day = Pregnancy Survivors Day
      July 17, 2010 at 6:34pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Another real life inspired one: I was a little dizzy and some other things so i looked up symptoms online...i'm either pregnant, have low iron, or in love
      July 17, 2010 at 6:39pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Im leatninf how to type withput looking at ther keybpard
      July 17, 2010 at 6:40pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Looking for a good role model. Part time only. Contact me if interested.
      July 17, 2010 at 6:41pm
    • Pratik Ringshia What vegetarians say: I'm so hungry I could eat a horseradish.
      July 17, 2010 at 6:42pm
    • Pratik Ringshia Do basketball players get paid 1.5 times their salary for overtime?
      July 17, 2010 at 6:43pm
    • Yogesh Gajwani I think gay men took the phrase bro's before hos a little too seriously
      July 18, 2010 at 6:01pm
    • Vinod Bamalwa I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
      July 19, 2010 at 5:43am
    • Heem Desai it think its the guys performing that need to give us the one liners, so im confused..."whose line is it anyway?"
      July 19, 2010 at 8:08am
    • Jaswinder Singh The dog is just fine, beware of the owner...
      July 19, 2010 at 9:50am
    • Nikhil Bagri is sure that a woman's work is never done.. esp the stuff she asks her hubby to do!!!
      July 19, 2010 at 10:23pm
    • Nikhil Bagri wonders if any of you have your daily horroscope read as 'Outlook not so good'... eh.. What the heck.. Microsoft ships it anyway!!!
      July 19, 2010 at 10:23pm
    • Nikhil Bagri advises that honking the whole time isn't going to make
      everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese!!
      July 19, 2010 at 10:23pm
    • Nikhil Bagri likes the fact that FB has allowed him to bring
      his tag - "He's a distraction to the rest of the class" from school
      to a global scale.
      July 19, 2010 at 10:24pm
    • Nikhil Bagri recommends that if you need to know where a mosquito bit you.. you better start from scratch!!
      July 19, 2010 at 10:24pm
    • Nikhil Bagri defines a Bananosecond: Time elapsed between slipping on the peel and hitting the pavement.
      July 19, 2010 at 10:25pm
    • Nikhil Bagri wonders if people make more sense when we don't listen!!
      July 19, 2010 at 10:26pm
    • Kunal Kamdar Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
      July 27, 2010 at 1:06am
    • Kunal Kamdar A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
      July 27, 2010 at 1:07am
    • Kunal Kamdar How did the pig get on the roof? Swine Flew?
      July 27, 2010 at 1:07am
    • Kunal Kamdar Did you hear about the blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund?
      July 27, 2010 at 1:07am
    • Eileen Kodalen When blind people want to hit the slopes, they bring their "skiing eye dog."

      Been saving that one. ;)
      August 21, 2010 at 11:35pm
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