Postcards From Yo Momma

Backstory: I’ve been sick with a cold and have been known to leave trails of kleenex behind me. I got this shortly after we finished watching a movie. get your lily white ass down to the basement and throw away your kleenex

Let me know what you think of the gun range. That certainly is quite a selection they have. Are you more interested in rifles or hand guns? Semi-automatic or automatic? Do they shoot live ammo? Was this your idea of one of the others? Let me know if you decide to do the “grenade launcher”! Th...

me: hello! mom: hello me: welcome to the 21st century mom: i cant see you me: i don’t have a webcam m...

Backstory: This was right affair the Tiger Woods affair scandal broke. I live in Las Vegas. I received this text while having drinks with a new boy I was dating. You aren’t woman #3 who Tiger had affair with, right???

so, i was thinking a lot about this and I know you think i am crazy, but i need to say this. I never see you sit down without having that computer in your lap! I do not think it is good for you and wish you would at least put it on a table [...]

Backstory: I bought Mom a yorkie for her birthday two years ago because she had always wanted one. She treats that thing like a child and refuses to go places most of the time if she can’t take Daisy. Now she has decided that it is to cold for her to have to walk around. [...]

Backstory: Bad weather prevented us from traveling across the state to my parents’ house for Christmas this weekend, so my mom took it upon herself to let me know about the festivities I missed out on. ...

Mom: it’s hard to get the rhythm of a threeway. Me: mom omg Mom: i was talking about skype!!!!

Backstory: My grandmother is French and started writing and self-publishing books in her 70s. She sent this to all of her children and grandchildren. I am thinking of writing a new book, Called “The stories I forgot to tell” it would consist of the true stories with you kids over the years. Li...

Backstory: I live in the city and come home to the suburbs for Christmas. I did all of my Christmas shopping online and shipped it to my parent’s house. I got a beaded jewelry set for my little cousin… i get home last night and you had a card on the table to pick up a [...]

Me: Why are you @ the bar? Isn’t it snowing? Mom: I’m here for the nite! Me: You’re at the bar for the night? like snowed in? Mom: havin a burger a brew n a ball – shveaty ball

Well try and rest up and dont get down on it – you seem to get upset so easily – in the greater scheme of tragedies this is a drop in the ocean, just a bloody nuisance – remember - you dont have cancer, a tumour, a terminal blood disease, multiple sclerosis, mental illness (I [...]

I am not sure what a blue ray player is, but cool! Also Loved the pictures though I was getting sick and dizzy from the wall paper moving.. Darling pictures of you when you weren’t sticking your tongue out at the camera -(unladylike) LOL!!! Cute poses! Loved your black stockings and painted nails! ...

Backstory: I emailed my mom a book suggestion: “How to Sew a Button and Other Nifty Things Your Grandmother Knew”. Why don’t I just write one myself? All I’ve experienced as a grandmother. I’ll look through my nightly journals, even though some of them ramble because of the Ambien. Well, th...