Jokes.com - Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. Son, dont you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick? My grandfather lived to be 105 years old! replied Johnny. ...

Jokes.com - Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

Jokes.com - Jeff Dunham: Sometimes [my wife] calls me the the Hurricane. Walter: The what?? Jeff Dunham: The Hurricane. Walter: Oh yeah, I get it. Exciting at first, then it ends in disaster. You know, maybe she should call you FEMA. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

Jokes.com - Walter: I could get a real job. Jeff Dunham: What would you do? Walter: I want to be a greeter at Wal-mart. Jeff Dunham: Wal-mart, huh? What would be your opening line? Walter: Welcome to Wal-mart. Get your s**t and get out. Have a nice day.

Jokes.com - Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? Because it ran out of juice!

When you explain your fears to your girlfriend, you'd expect some support and/or compassion.

Jokes.com - A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened. The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron. What about the other one? They called back.

Jokes.com video - You might want to think twice before telling somebody from a small town what to do if you happen to be standing in their yard.

Jokes.com - Yo Mama is so redneck, Costco is her favorite city.