I was bored today; so I decided to have some fun. What would happen if The Real Housewives headed into the many worlds of Super Mario Bros.?

Oh what a glorious morning. I woke up not knowing what I'd be writing about (sorry, my trip to the Big Brother house on Friday must stay under wraps for another week), but then I checked my email. My friend ...

It's official. I'm now loving The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It's nowhere near as amazing and perfect as New York, but I think it can hold its own with the rest of the franchise. Last night's episode was compelling (in a trashy, shouldn't-be-admitting-it kind of way...) but also very funny. ...

Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix?

Oh Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. They don't get much denser than you now, do they? On last night's penultimate episode of the Real Housewives of New York City, we once again got a delightful smattering of Lady ...

Well, it's Thursday night, and entirely too many days have gone by since The Hills for there not to be a peep from me on this site. Truth is I only got around to watching it this evening, and because I've ...

God Bless human errors. The local ABC News affiliate for Los Angeles just tweeted a weather update (http://twitter.com/abc7weather), complete with a link to the station's website. One problem: whoever runs the Twitter account accidentally linked to PORN instead. ...

So The Hills is back, and of course I'd be traveling and busy for the first two episodes, and of course those first two episodes would be super good and restore my faith in a series that seemed to be lagging by the end of last season. ...

The ladies were workin' it on last night's episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. The show put an emphasis on everyone's career ambitions — with the exception of Alex, who I imagine was not allowed to bring cameras into the inner-sanctum of Victoria's Secret where she worked. ...

Well, I'm back up in the air and headed back to Los Angeles, and I'm proud to report that there's no Ginny in sight. I was a little concerned that my arch-nemesis would be returning to the Left Coast with me, but thankfully, she's nowhere to be seen. ...