Never in my life have I cared for Heavy Metal music, but I’ve always had a fascination with the genre, especially the super scary stuff. When I was young, my mom showed me this book about Satanism written from aChristianviewpoint that she had borrowed from the library. ...

I really enjoy listening to the first three Rancid albums. They remind me of being a rabble rousing teenager with angst in my pants. But even as a teenager, cracks began to show for me during their …And ...

Leave these poor people alone. Their son flew away in a balloon, for fuck’s sake. At least they thought he did. It turns out that the young boy had lied to them. He was hiding in the barn the whole time. ...

I saw this promo picture on Last FM this morning. So now The Killers are a 70’s glam-band? I always hated these guys’ fucking guts, but this has gone too far. Last album they weremustachioedhipsters. ...

Last night, my wife and I watched a movie called Junior, which detailed a story about a pregnant man and his experiences. The man becamepregnantby Danny Devito, who injected his abdomen with fertilized egg called “Junior.” He got the egg from a woman who didn’tknowabout it. ...

This one should be pretty self-explanatory. It’s about my wife, and how she’s trouble with a capital T. What can I do? She’s trouble, so ya better look out. Look out for the trouble. Here comes trouble.

One summer while I was visiting my cousin in Washington DC, I found this strange homemade cassette tape near his television that read BUFFER ZONE. I asked him what it was, and he said it was his friend’s band in which he was the drummer. ...

Everyone knows that I have obnoxious bathroom habits; I use too much soap, I blow my nose really loud, and I do that thing where you grab the door handle with a towel so you don’t get germs on your hand. ...

While all you pussies went out this weekend to see Paranormal Activity, my wife and I stayed in andwatchedThe Funhouse, a rumpus horror rompus from 1981.