SA PROMO Magazine for South Africans Abroad

Games played: 17 5.04%
Games won by South Africa: 14 82.35%
Games lost by South Africa: 2 11.76%
Games drawn: 1 5.88%
Most wins in a row for South Africa over Ireland: 8
Most losses in a row for South Africa to Ireland: 1
Largest points for South Africa: 38 0 - 38
Largest points against South Africa: 18 18 - 28
Largest winning margin for South Africa: 38 0 - 38
Largest losing margin for South Africa: 5 17 - 12
Total points for South Africa: 353
Total points against South Africa: 168
Average points for South Africa per game: 20.76
Average points against South Africa per game: 9.88
Average points difference per game between South Africa and Ireland: 10.88

Cricket - a little known fact...

The first testicular guard (box) was used in cricket in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realise that the brain is also important.

A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.

The South African grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says

"In Souff Efrika we haf so many glasses we never drink out of the same glass twice".

The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and proclaims;

"Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes glass really cheap so we too never drink out of the same glass twice".

The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and the South African and says;

"In London we have so many South Africans and Aussies that we never have to drink with the same one twice.