Steve Hofstetter
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Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter I am somehow sick for the second time in three weeks. I don't want sympathy - just chicken soup.

10 hours ago via Ping.fm
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Tonight I am doing stand-up at a strip club in Bedford, NH. I want their slogan to be "come for the tits, stay for the wit."

Fri at 11:06am via Ping.fm
Erin
Erin
wow, I think that's how most men describe me!
Fri at 2:24pm
Aaron Edelson
Aaron Edelson
haha. nice.
Fri at 4:31pm
Nema

Nema
I would like for you to come to UC Irvine and do a show for the Anthill Pub and Grill on Campus. They have a regular comedy night on Mondays. I've looked into this, as your "representative." I have the contact information for the person who runs the venue, who would be more than willing to put you as the headliner, ...if you still do college shows. Please let me know with whom I should get in touch in order to get you to do a show at UC Irvine after New Year's (they have a long queue).Read More

Thu at 6:32pm · Report
Steve Hofstetter
Steve Hofstetter
Thanks Nema! My manager is barry@nextroundinc.com. I would love for it to work out.
Thu at 9:02pm
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter What makes this deli kosher is not the food. It's the picture of Neil Diamond in the bathroom.

Thu at 2:26pm via Ping.fm
Kim
Kim
Ha! I luv it!
Thu at 2:56pm
Adil
Adil
Hello my friend, Hello...
Thu at 3:19pm
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter I think I would have enjoyed growing up in the 50s in Brooklyn, except for that whole no internet thing.

Thu at 6:52am via Ping.fm
Billy Bingoo Denis
Billy Bingoo Denis
What I remember most about the 50's in Brooklyn was how good the lead paint on my crib tasted
Thu at 6:55am
Shanon
Shanon
you need the internet, how else would you have so many friends!!!!
Thu at 8:00am
Jami JoAnne Russell
Jami JoAnne Russell
I think I would've preferred the 70s for either Brooklyn or LA instead. I love disco music and I'd rather see men in skin tight polyester suits then pants so baggy I can see their dirty boxer shorts. But I'd want to be old enough to enjoy it. So teenager in the 60s, adult in the 70s.
Thu at 8:41am
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Okay Family Guy, enough Conway Twitty.

November 4 at 4:39pm via Ping.fm
Michael Kniess
Michael Kniess
don't you mess with Seth, he's a bloody genious
November 4 at 5:28pm
Christina Clement
Christina Clement
'the want to in your eyes..." stuck in my head eternally. it's just not fair.
Thu at 1:01pm
Brendan

Brendan thought you might find it interesting that the school is refusing to reimburse me for that dinner... if things werent going good enough between me and this school...

November 4 at 9:33am · Report
Brendan
Brendan
yeah thats what i was told... by a school official
November 4 at 5:51pm
Steve Hofstetter
Steve Hofstetter
I think the school is purposefully punking you.
Thu at 4:32am
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter I am one of 7 passengers on a prop plane. And they're still using the loudspeaker. Overkill?

November 3 at 4:15pm via Ping.fm
John Boylan
John Boylan
Clearly he just REALLY wants to look important.
November 3 at 4:28pm
Jessica
Jessica
or they hate all 7 of you and would prefer to leave a buffer zone.
November 4 at 12:45pm
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Had a great time at APCA. Will have an even better time sleeping in my own bed tonight. Yay, home. Yay, NYC.

November 3 at 1:35pm via Ping.fm
Charles A Mckay
Charles A Mckay
yes it was now you can finally relax a little and play some pool
November 3 at 1:43pm
Jay Harris
Jay Harris
Good meeting you in Louisville Steve
November 3 at 1:52pm
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Hello to all my new APCA friends. Try not to destroy the casino.

Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Thanks for a fantastic week in Louisville. See you next year.

November 1 at 8:10pm via Ping.fm
Steve Hofstetter
Steve Hofstetter
Hah, no such luck - they werent his shirts, he just resells them for someone else. Dude only makes $5 profit a shirt.
November 3 at 10:46am
Eric Yager
Eric Yager
hey man awesome shows...cant wait too see u next year!!! but u gotta admit they were cool ass shirts...lol
November 3 at 4:14pm
Steve Hofstetter
Robert Drlicka
Robert Drlicka
Your arms are to far away from your body. Regardless a great artistic pose.
September 21 at 10:18am
Steve Hofstetter

Steve Hofstetter Archie vs. Black Iron Man

Adil
Adil
Archie FTW!
November 1 at 11:23am
Brad
Brad
lol
November 1 at 8:15pm