
Steve Hofstetter I am somehow sick for the second time in three weeks. I don't want sympathy - just chicken soup.

Steve Hofstetter Tonight I am doing stand-up at a strip club in Bedford, NH. I want their slogan to be "come for the tits, stay for the wit."

Nema
I would like for you to come to UC Irvine and do a show for the Anthill Pub and Grill on Campus. They have a regular comedy night on Mondays. I've looked into this, as your "representative." I have the contact information for the person who runs the venue, who would be more than willing to put you as the headliner, ...if you still do college shows. Please let me know with whom I should get in touch in order to get you to do a show at UC Irvine after New Year's (they have a long queue).Read More

Steve Hofstetter What makes this deli kosher is not the food. It's the picture of Neil Diamond in the bathroom.

Steve Hofstetter I think I would have enjoyed growing up in the 50s in Brooklyn, except for that whole no internet thing.

Steve Hofstetter Okay Family Guy, enough Conway Twitty.

Brendan thought you might find it interesting that the school is refusing to reimburse me for that dinner... if things werent going good enough between me and this school...

Steve Hofstetter I am one of 7 passengers on a prop plane. And they're still using the loudspeaker. Overkill?

Steve Hofstetter Had a great time at APCA. Will have an even better time sleeping in my own bed tonight. Yay, home. Yay, NYC.

Steve Hofstetter Hello to all my new APCA friends. Try not to destroy the casino.






















