I'm just a guy in a bathrobe who likes to talk a lot!
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The Bathrobe Monologues I forgot to tell you I had a new episode.
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Scientists now believe something about forgetting, but I forget what it is.
The Bathrobe Monologues I ride a motorcycle. I ride it to work every day! And I don't stop when the weather gets a bit chilly!
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Motorcycles are not meant to be stored in a garage during the winter. They're meant to be ridden!
The Bathrobe Monologues This is a little song I wrote to the old Dixieland tune "St. James' Infirmary." I'll tell ya upfront, I ain't a singer -- but I sure know how to make my wife upset!
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I would NEVER leave my wife at an Exxon station -- Fina is cheaper.
The Bathrobe Monologues Yes, I have goats. Yes, I've thought about eating them. No, I won't - for now.
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The Bathrobe Monologues Do NOT listen to this episode. I must have been on heavy medication to even THINK this would be funny. I'm so embarrassed, I'll probably take it down in a couple of days!
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This is my nightmare: To be asked to speak in front of a group and get this kind of response. So don't ask me to. I'm busy that night!
The Bathrobe Monologues My wife actually liked this episode -- until the very end, and then she slapped me with a cast-iron skillet!
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The computer has this way of sucking me into playing “Just one more round of solitaire” when I should be doing something more important — like watching TV.
The Bathrobe Monologues Here's my newest episode!
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When you're trying to save the environment, sometimes you have to give up the things you enjoy most -- everything that is except for bacon!
The Bathrobe Monologues Mosquitoes in East Texas are so big, I always carry a .22 with me just so I can get in some target practice!
The Bathrobe Monologues Time for a bit of exercise: Sit down, put feet up, hold them there until the news is over, stand up, walk briskly to the icebox, 5 reps of scooping Cookies & Cream (maybe 7 if you feel up to it), sit back down, put feet up, hold them there for as long as you can get away with it, then relax.
The Bathrobe Monologues New episode!
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If you don't have a plan, you might as well stay on the couch.
The Bathrobe Monologues It was another good day to do absolutely nothing -- so I did!
The Bathrobe Monologues I don't mind being my own fan, but I simply refuse to give myself an autograph!
The Bathrobe Monologues Go ahead, ask me how I got those barbershop sounds in my latest episode! Go ahead, ask! http://thebathrobemonologues.podbean.com
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