The Onion

I just tell myself that all of the "first" people are twelve and therefore have a reason to act like idiots.

Vuarnet T-Shirt.

200300675th.

so fucking true theyll put out all sorts of shit just because its 3-d. like i give a shit

lol

FIRST!!

30th

792nd Yeesh

and behold the 4th dimension!

Obviously a review of Avatar.

I can't wait to be first one day.... and I'm not 12, just easily entertained.... LOL

Haha, Ed thats funny!

I once saw a movie like this at Walmart. Seriously. It was a 3-D movie...sold in 2-D. That's what the packaging told me, anyway. I laughed mightily in response.

I want to see that also.

Seen a couple of these. I'm a sucker for 3-D!

Area Man First To Post Comment

I'm first in the 6th dimension!

40th

Not funny

and your point is?

I don't get it.

IN DRUNKEN MONOVISION

ARBITRARY-NUMBERth!!!

so basically the movie is a line.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god that tickled my laughter pickle so hard.

I hope it wasn't one of those blue screen movies

This is the funniest onion update I have ever seen

first!

I SAW that movie!

haha

?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/03/senate-democrats-doubt-health-care-year/
...Apparently now they're willing to take their time.

black line ftw

I would watch it

smoke a little weed and project the movie onto the inside of a cylinder and suddenly parallel lines cross...

aw yeah!!!!