
THE SURFING PIZZA Inspiring! A reader wrote, "By accident I found them; 56 pizza points hiding in a cupboard. Had them for at least 15 years, possibly longer. The contents of the packages long gone and the boys who had to have all the action figures, games & playsets never knew of the pizza point collection. They were for that big speci...al something. I guess I have the big prize, the memory of my boys & their collection of TNMTs."

THE SURFING PIZZA The Surfing Pizza tries DRANK, the "anti-energy drink":
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I wondered myself, so I coughed up $3 to find out how I could “slow my roll.” I really wish I didn’t have to type that. I also wish I could have my $3 back, but more on that in a bit.

THE SURFING PIZZA I ask one of the most important questions ever. What if the Ninja Turtles were the Beatles?
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I meant to pose this picture like Raph’s got Paul in a ninja chokedown. Raphael versus Paul. Except I posed it so it looks like Raphael and Paul are dating, and Raphael is tenderly holding inflatable animated McCartney in his arms. ...

THE SURFING PIZZA Posted a couple of pics from Halloween. Gave out 50 treat bags plus two bowls of candy. Over 100 trick or treaters.

THE SURFING PIZZA Because I like complaining.
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It’s time to take a look at the treats that rank below the peanut butter chews in those orange & black wrappers, the Mary Janes, the Charleston Chews, the Tootsie Rolls, Raisins, Pencils, and whatever other ungodly things people are giving out these days.

THE SURFING PIZZA Yes, I took the time to pose it with cheese and crackers.
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I’m not simply calling this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought; I’m deeming this the greatest Halloween prop I’ve ever bought. Man, when you’ve been writing paragraphs ...

THE SURFING PIZZA Wow! The Surfing Pizza only needs 1 more fan to earn a username. Will someone out there recruit a friend? Force their little sister to do it? Make a fake account? The 100th fan will be treated nicer than everyone else.

THE SURFING PIZZA The Halloween Countdown is still going. Talking about balls. There's a lot of good ball shaped food. Cheeseballs. Munchkins. Trix.
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I bought this bag of popcorn balls in a strange moment. I was in a grocery store where I never shop–a small, non-chain store. The unfamiliarity of the store lended all of the products a new gleam to them. ...

THE SURFING PIZZA Are plastic flies considered Halloween creatures?
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It’s official. I’m making treat bags. Read that as though I said it with all the gravitas of announcing the birth of my child. I’ve kinda known I was going to make treat bags all month. ...

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Bonus Gory Foot Picture. The girlfriend's slipper. Also, see the new post on The Pizza. Fashion Gory Foot. http://thesurfingpizza.com/2009/10/19/fa shion-gory-foot/

THE SURFING PIZZA Story of a Head lives in all of us.
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There I was in Rite Aid, checking out the Halloween section, again. It was the same old crap I didn’t have much interest in, but then again, there were these little yellow sale tags abounding, and so I did have an interest.

THE SURFING PIZZA You most likely will not.
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School days. You wore your costume to class, paraded briefly around the playground, drank some Hi-C (for the time renamed as Monster Punch), and got a ditto with some Halloween jokes. The teacher pretended ...

THE SURFING PIZZA Fun Dip is patriotic.
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I try to be thoughtful about the Halloween candy I buy to give out to the kids. Kids can tell when you buy the cheap shit, or don’t put any effort in. See: Caramel Chews. I also try to mix it up with a good ratio between chocolate and pure dextrose. ...

THE SURFING PIZZA Today's post did not involve cheese.
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I have a new roommate moving in and there’s a bunch of his boxes in the living room. One of these boxes is filled with books, and I couldn’t help noticing a few of the spines on the top. I’m a serial book browser.
























