Toby Muresianu
I do not use a stage name anymore. Anyone who tells you I used to is a liar.
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Location:
San Francisco, CA, 94114
Birthday:
May 4, 1984
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Unfortunately, once you’ve been bit by a turtle, its venom spreads through your veins and you become half-turtle. And sadly, turtles cannot metabolize the high levels of natural sucrose that occur in orange juice. Reactions can range from simple digestive issues to fatality. I’m sorry.
Toby Muresianu

Toby Muresianu Performing tomorrow at one of the best venues in SF with one of the best performers in SF. Comedy Clubhouse at Mason & Geary 9p Fri with Will Franken, Andy Kaufman Award finalist called the "Best alternative to psychadelic drugs" by the SF Guardian and "Best Comedian" by SF Weekly. BYOB, and for ~$8 tickets use code "chtweets".

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Toby Muresianu Old MacDonald Had a Farmville, 10101.

December 15 at 12:49pm
Stephen Ross
Stephen Ross
A UCLA professor stated in Nat Geo that agriculture was the greatest mistake of human history. And, he wasn't even referring to Farmville.
December 15 at 6:26pm
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Toby Muresianu The Grapes of Wrath 2 illustrates the tragedy of farmville foreclosures in recession-era America.

December 15 at 12:46pm
Tal Itzkovich
Tal Itzkovich
I think I'm the only person who would ever find that amusing
December 16 at 11:24am
Toby Muresianu
Toby Muresianu
That's why I love you. Well, that and the hummus.
December 16 at 1:59pm
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Toby Muresianu Many kids raised on farmvilles get pregnant at 16, 17 years of age.

December 15 at 10:45am
Jen Seaman
Jen Seaman
I'm going to shake... you cyber hillbilly.
December 15 at 11:34am
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Toby Muresianu The farmville lobby is very influential in congress.

December 15 at 10:20am
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Toby Muresianu No farmvilles, no future.

December 15 at 10:15am
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Toby Muresianu John Cougar Melloncamp will be headlining Farmville Aid 2010.

December 15 at 9:44am
Corbett Cummins
Corbett Cummins
Yea you should his tech rider for that show! Who need 3 alien cows a wild turkey and a clumsey reindeer back stage!?
December 15 at 10:16am
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Toby Muresianu Visiting community Farmvillers Markets is a great way to support local organic Farmvilles.

December 15 at 9:41am
Adam Norwest
Adam Norwest
Add it to the 31.
December 15 at 9:43am
Toby Muresianu
Toby Muresianu
It's way too current. They didn't have Farmvilles in the eighties.
December 15 at 10:18am
Jim Wallace
Jim Wallace
FarmTown is better
December 15 at 8:35pm
Toby Muresianu

Toby Muresianu In 2009, 90% of American Farmvilles just grew corn for ethanol production.

December 15 at 9:37am
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Toby Muresianu I want to write an app called "Subsistence Farmville" where if you don't farm 16 hours a day you lose your facebook account.

December 15 at 9:08am
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December 15 at 10:16am
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Toby Muresianu Seen on the streets of sf. Was someone trying to freebase hannukah candles?

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Toby Muresianu On Pirate Cat Radio with Casey Ley tomorrow 9-12a, talking climate change, Uganda's anti-gay legislation, and other fluff topics. Live at piratecatradio.com.

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Toby Muresianu

Toby Muresianu Two last minute free tix to tonight's show at the Comedy Clubhouse ($15 at door) - email me if you want 'em! Toby.Hardtospell@gmail.com . In Downtown SF at 414 Mason, BYOB, 9pm show.

December 5 at 6:46pm
Jeremy Cavner
Jeremy Cavner
I like that email address.
December 9 at 4:49pm
Toby Muresianu

Toby Muresianu Just deep fried and ate a piece of wheat bread. Keep the body guessing.

December 1 at 12:37pm