Hypocrisy:

Official Definition


This is a phenomenon which occurs as everyone seems to want to sleep around but no one wants any female from their domain (sisters, daughters, …) to have any sexual relations or even affairs outside of the marriage institution.

Which means one of two things:

1) All men are fools
2) That men are sure that their females NEVER sleep around because they believe that the women who sleep around are actually imported from Venus

But in fact both possibilities point to one fact.

See number 1) above.

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I love you

A statement it would appear
A question it always means
And if you are so sincere
A “Thank you” will start the scenes

wn


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From: A lover’s guide to the ritual
© Wael Nawara


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Explanation:

This Term:

"I Love You"

When uttered by a Venusian Specie ...
usually sounding like a casual statement, a term of endearment,
while in fact is ALWAYS a Question.

By uterring this "term",
Venusian specie wants Martians to
re-assure them by Replying
"I love you too" and MEAN IT in less than 3 seconds as to make sure that it is spontaneous and coming from the Blood-Pumping Organ which Venusians believe to be the source of TRUE feelings.


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Never:

1) Say "Thank You" in response to this question
2) Ignore the Question
3) Treat the question as a Statement. It appears as a Statement but it is A QUESTION
4) Look away and think. Answer back as instructed above immediately. You have to Train yourself in a quite place as to avoid lie detection.


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If you hear that Question ... all we can say to you is:

Good Luck!

sorry ... I meant

التعريفات الأساسية

Emmmm verrry impressive....(Applauds)

i totally agree with the hypocrisy definition as it suites alot the Martians specie...:))
but i would like to say something most of martians are into the concept of sleeping or fooling around but not most of venusians are after the same concept.

as for the " I love you" riddle allow me to add a qoute that might have the answer within it.

"Love is not to be found in someone else,but in ourselves; we simply awaken it .But in order to do that, we need the other person."

from the book ElevenMinutes - Paulo Coelho

so it's not about re-assuring or a question that need to be answered it's about awakening the source of love within us (human beings) and i think this makes a hell of a diffrence.
so for every human being who will face such a riddle don't panic it's within us but we need each other help and plz don't forget to be spontaneous and genuine

و سماحنى يا عبد الجواد يا خويا اخر مرة....:))))))

I loved your Post and Quote ...

Big Fan of Paulo myself ...

I am, however, taking a more sarcastic approach to the definitions ... typical of Martians ... so why don't we work on this together ... all of the Martians and Venusians of the Group ...

Let us have at LEAST ONE Martian Definition and ANOTHER Venusin definition of the Same Term ... and see the Light-Years separating the two otherwise neighborly planets ...

Maybe we can then invent a bridge ... a sort of a "Wormhole" in the Time-Space Continuum to allow for Space Travel ...


:o)


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Since we are into Definitions, let us define what a WORMHOLE is:

In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that is essentially a 'shortcut' through space and time. A wormhole has at least two mouths which are connected to a single throat. If the wormhole is traversable, matter can 'travel' from one mouth to the other by passing through the throat. While there is no observational evidence for wormholes, spacetimes containing wormholes are known to be valid solutions in general relativity.

The term wormhole was coined by the American theoretical physicist John Wheeler in 1957. However, the idea of wormholes was invented already in 1921 by the German mathematician Hermann Weyl in connection with his analysis of mass in terms of electromagnetic field energy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole

:o)

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Star War (All Parts) and Back to the future ( All parts)و سلم لى على

الجنرال عبد الجواد هيعتقلنا قريب اوى...:)))))

See this Illustration ...


http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=551665&l=e71b1&id=691420567



الجنرال سي عبده الجواد خلاص مضى أمر الاعتقال

This also ...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=522330&l=e16de&id=691420567

i don't get the comment under this photo for me if am gonna apply a positive perception then i shall say the Re-born but if it's a negative perception then i sall say the Fall

See this one also ...


Poor Man

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=551788&l=ee3df&id=691420567

this is fake fake fake beltalata :)))))

You do not believe that Om Tonga & Abu Tonga would go in a "Romantic Outing" ...

Why do you think it is Fake?

I am replying to your Post # 4 above thus modifying the definition in post # 1:

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Hypocrisy:

Official Definition


This is a phenomenon which occurs as every man seems to want to sleep around but not a single man would want or even imagine any female from their domain (sisters, daughters, …) to have any sexual relations or even affairs outside of the marriage institution.

Which means one of two things:

1) All men are fools
2) That men are sure that their females NEVER sleep around because they believe that the women who sleep around are actually imported from Venus

But in fact both possibilities point to one fact.

See number 1) above.

first the way om tonga dressed ... this polka dot 2 piece outfit is too trendy for this era , beside abu tonga has a Tail ya3ni kan homar and i doubt that om tonga will fall and sacrifice her freedom for homar...
and if this is the concept for a romantic outing then u should pray salat shokar for not witnessing such era wa boso ur hands for the gift ur haveing nowadays....:))))))))

question: r u convienced? :)))))

Actually this is the way I meant it in the first place ... I thought it was obvious ...

For the avoidance of doubt ... I re-stated the definition ...

ألم تعلم أن رسالة السجون سامية

وأن السجن تهذيب وإصلاح وإنتاج

ألم تعلم يا أخي أن الشرطة في خدمة سيادة القانون

وأن سيادة القانون في أجازة







أجازة العيد طبعا

would u be kind enough to remove the link ...

Re: Picnic Photo:


معلش أصل الصورة الأصلية أنيل والله صدقيني


صدقتي بأه إن الرقيب يعمل على الحفاظ على مشاعرك وعلى حياتك

لأن المريس
Martians
لو كانوا شافوا الصورة الأصلية كانوا عملوا ثورة فظيعة علي الفنسيس
Venusians

done

thank u :)))

صدقتيني دلوقتي

؟؟؟؟؟؟

الحمد لله منعنا فتنة طائفية
كانت ممكن توصل

لحرب الكواكب

bardo fake ...just men imagination

طب أعمل إيه تاني
أكتر من كده

؟؟


وثائق رسمية موش مصدقة

حفريات ورسوم ونقوش على حوائط الكهوف وموش عاجباكي

ما فيش بأه غير

همممم

لا لا


لا لا لا لا


لا هي حصلت

موش مهم

موش مصدقة موش مصدقة

بس ماقدرش أعرض سلام المجرة للانهيار

لمجرد إني أوريلك الدليل الدامغ ده

انا رديت على الوثائق و الرسومات على الوال برة و ردى كان قاطع و اثبت افتراء المريخيين...دى ادلة ضدوكو و على العموم يبقى الحال على ما هو علية و على المتضرر حق الاجوء لكوكب زحل

طيب اجدعني بأه شوية وورينا

شطارتك في العوم

في الموضوع الأصلي

للـ

Topic

Add a New Definition please ...


a Venusian one this time and I will challenge it with a Martian one

:o)

اممممم افكر:))))

العوم موش عاوز تفكير

العوم محتاج جرأة واستكشاف داخلي

....

:o)

Just jump

Dive in