What makes you lose?

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Post #1
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Jennifer wroteon January 22, 2007 at 3:34pm
I don't know about anyone else, but there are some weird things that make me lose. They are just triggers that always remind me of the game, even though they have NOTHING to do with it. Dragonflies is one of them ... don't ask me why. And the other thing is April Fool's Day. There is a story behind that one, but it's long so I won't get into it.
Post #2
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Jonty replied to Jennifer's poston March 20, 2007 at 2:37am
Here's some things from the old LoseTheGame.com forum:

denny's and fedex trucks.
The worst is when you're playing a board game or something, and when you win you exclaim "YES! I WIN! CRAP! I LOSE! But I win this game."
Of course, Rob Gorish always makes me lose as well.
The techies at Sprague High School. Trillian. Myspace. et cetera
Bananas.
Strangly enough... music/songs. Because the people I play with on vent say they lost the game in a rythmic fassion...
ducks...the people who intoduced the game to me have a friend whose sister-in-law's bathroom is decorated with ducks. and now, if anyone quacks or if i see a duck, i automatically lose.
The phrase "Damn you" (as in "I just lost, the game" "Damn you")
"*"click*" We were discussing keeing track of losses with one of those pocket counters, like in the Lynx "Click" adverts
The presence of various people I know who play the game
Steven Gerrard
Anytime I remember, or realise i've forgotten something
the word 'the' on its own.
seeing a wasp, or a bee (mostly leading to discussing opinions of wasps, bees, and the game.) Don't ask just how we got /that/ link!
The word 'aardvark'. For some strange reason.
I just lost The Game while reading the Wikipedia article on Wikipedia, got triggered by recursiveness.
Traffic lights make me lose the game.
The red is like my memory is stopped and not thinking about the Game
The yellow is like when I am starting to remember
and the green is like when I am like, crap, I lost
TRAFFIC LIGHTS TRAFFIC LIGHTS TRAFFIC LIGHTS!
Chicken. We were watching the "Leeroy Jenkins" WoW video when I lost the game right at the end when he says, "at least I have chicken." Ever since then chicken will trigger it.
Being around/thinking about people who lose the game a lot
The word "game" or "lost" or "won/win" or "remember" or really anything to do with memory
The word "squareular," which is very random and not even a word, but my friend and I made up this word and then simultaneously lost the game right after simultaneously remembering the word...so now we associate the game with the word "squareular" (which, by the way, is a combination of "square" and "circular," used to describe a square with curved corners)
Post #3
Jonty wroteon March 20, 2007 at 2:38am
And some from Wikipedia:

* Any sentence that begins with, "I just..."
* Seeing the person who first told you about The Game
* See people you have told about The Game
* Seeing anyone that you know plays The Game
* British people
* Anything that involves cognition of the act of remembrance
* Anything that reminds you of anything else
* Phrases involving "lose" or "lost"
* Phrases involving the concept of winning or not winning
* Dreaming about The Game
* Waking up
* Any mention of any game
* Seeing or thinking about a particular person that refuses to play The Game
* This Wikipedia article
* Diane Rehm
* Mike Church
* "Ambition" or any reference to Ambition (card game)
* On the east coast, the king of clubs (K♣) in a deck of playing cards. This may be in connection to the card game Ambition, but there is no proof of this assertion.
* Deep ThroatThis is a reference to the Fox News article, "Woodward: Deep Throat 'Liked the Game'"
* The Prayer for the Sick
* The White Stripes or white stripes in any context, for example road markings, wallpaper patterns, and so on.
* "Pump it!"
* Phrases involving "randy" or "penis", or synonyms thereof
* "URGENT RELEASE"
* Any phrase with "release" in it
* A leasing office
* "Burn!"
* Any insult
* Any phrase with "load" in it (as in, "I just lost my load!")
* "SLIPPERY SURFACE"
* A wet floor sign
* Walking into work
* Cubicles
* The number five, or any reference to it thereof (for instance, a high five)
* The number eight
* Someone going "Ahhhhhrgh!" as in "Arrrgh I just lost..."
* Losing the Yahoo! game "Super Bounce-Out"
* Dry-erase boards
* The word "realized"
* Any person with whom you do not know how to start a conversation
* The color blue
* The house between the "E" and the "X" on an "EXIT" sign
* Any house
* 'Stand and Deliver' (or just about anything) by Adam & The Ants
* The Geology department of Cambridge University, UK
* Thinking about my now ex-boyfriend who introduced me to the game
* Using Wikipedia at all, ever, for any purpose
* Computer/Video Games, especially when they say "You lose!" or "Loser"
* Anyone swearing, as in "Shit, I lost"
* Thinking about my website, losethegame.com
* "Hot Lunch"
* Playing any game, especially computer games
* The phrase "guess what," because it's often followed by "I lost The Game."
* Talking about the brain or cognition
* Sex
* Your Mom jokes
* Anyone playing any songs by The Game, any songs by Queen, or any songs with "game" in the title (such as Alan Parsons Project's "Games People Play") or "lose" in the title (such as Eminem's Lose Yourself). Aggro1's mashup "Games People Lose"
* Walking into East Dorm's lounge at Harvey Mudd, site of frequent losing
* The phrase, "half an hour", especially in the context of discussing whether it has or hasn't been half an hour since an event happened
* Discussion of things you don't want to think about, either in general or specifically
* The M:tG cards Platinum Angel ("You can't lose the game and your opponent can't win the game") and Door to Nothingness ("WhiteWhiteBlueBlueBlackBlackRedRedGreenGreen, tap, sacrifice: Target player loses the game")
* The wikipedia article on Tetris ("If played long enough, and the random number generator is theoretically perfect, any player will lose the game"), or following that, just Tetris in general
* The Game (film)
* The Popular rap artist "The game"
* Getting stoned
* Clocks
Post #4
Jonty wroteon March 20, 2007 at 2:44am
Some more from the forum:

The phrase 'DAMN YOU!' always causes people in our Chatroom to lose the game, since this is the standard phrase I use to indicate I have lost.
my friends decided to make my other friend lose on the trigger of 'breasts' so now anything to do with breasts, or a random 'groping' motion in midair.
enjoy losing during sex, guys.
Lost: The Game
Computer games that say "You Lose!" or "Loser!"
Discussions about thought or memory
This website
People that I know play The Game
Getting stoned
I Wish - Infected Mushroom "I'm playing The Game"
Learnin' The Game - Buddy Holly "That's when you're learning The Game"
It's all in The Game - The Four Tops ""But it's all in The Game"
The Game - Jurassic Five "The Game, playing to survive"
Trains on top of The Game - Prefuse 73
He Got Game - Public Enemy "But damn the game if it don't mean nothin', what is game who got game, where's the game in life behind the game behind the game, I got game, she's got game, we got game, they got game, he got game, it might feel good, or sound a little somethin, but fuck the game if it ain't saying nothin'"
Out The Game - Roni Size
Play The Game - Roni Size
The Game - Disturbed Lyrics
Play The Game - The Game
Put You on The Game - The Game
The Game of Love - Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders
The Game - Watashi-Wa "She settled there for what we call the game"
Yup, more breasts here too
Also ducks, hockey, pretty much any of my game-playing friends, any mention of animatronic sheep and a whole bunch of injokes from the university society I'm in that has taken over my life.
I suggested to a friend that when he saw spinners (car wheels) that he would lose the game. Crap! now I lose when I see them.
Adam Hollock. He brought the game to Crestwood High school and now single-handedly forces everyone to lose. He says 'game' at random intervals, walks up to people and says 'what do you ascosiate with me' or just stand silently in your way in the hall until you lose the game, which happens to be quite quckly.
Ice water. I was drinking it when I first came to this site.
While eating dinner one night with my 2 roommates, in my 4th year of college --- i was trying to do my best imitation of the "Saturday Night Live" character, Drunk Girl.
" *mmm* *aaahh* *kiss* *meeeoooowww* i love CCR .. I lose"
sooo, thenceforth anything having to do with drag queens, cats, Robin Williams (linked thanks to his skit about cats being innate drag queens), and Frankenstein (linked because i did a Frankenstein play, and would always laugh about Robin Williams broadway special backstage), or Credence Clearwater Revival instantly causes me to lose.
also Eminem. not sure why though.
BUT. . . . from now on --- anytime any of you hear a comment referrencing Whitney Houston and "Crack is Whack", you will also Lose The Game.
Any discussion pertaining to human memory or metacognition now causes me to lose the game
The obvious case of other people's announcements
For a very long time, any visit to or even though of facebook, since that's where I found out about the game.
The word "game"
My own previous losses! When I post my loss on an online forum or similar, and then later revisit, read my own post, and LOSE THE GAME
But, most often, abso-BLOODY-lutely NOTHING!
Wesley Snipes, Harry Potter, Dispatch, Cons, Camp, a bunch of people, Bawls
there's this girl on the bus that would always get me out every morning. now every time i see her or think of her or any one on my bus i'm out.
Andrew Keane, John Gilespie, and my roommate.
Soda bottles (my sis keeps taping 'The Game' to them, so everytime I look, even if they're not there...)
Corn (my friend's obsessed with corn-related things, and I just told him about The Game, so association.)
Football (Ready, set, I just lost, hike!)
When I get a text message from anyone. (Guess what my friends always do.
THIS WEBSITE
So far my room and everything in it, anything to do with the internet, my friends because I told them about it, thinking about nature and the human mind, and everything that I think about is related to The Game somehow. But i'm getting better at thinking about The Game without realizing it.
Pickles! Of course Mugglecast is the reason, their catch phrase is pickles.
Anything connected with the concepts of winning or losing
Anything with "omni-" in it, especially the words omnipotent and omnipresent. (long story, involving the next one. You really don't want to know.)
Anything with any possible sexual connotations (don't ask)
The phrase, "Hate you"
Being around certain people
The word "game"
The name "Sen"
The word "Face" when used as a rebuttal or by itself
Anything connected with the concepts of memory or connected realisation - i.e. realising that one thing made me think of another thing will then make me lose the Game.
It being half an hour since the last time I lost, sometimes (accurate to within 5 minutes)
Post #5
Jonty wroteon May 11, 2007 at 7:29am
"It's like one big mind game that everybody playin' at." - Talib Kweli (Love Language)
Post #6
Nicholas wroteon May 11, 2007 at 9:41pm
Things that make me lose:
*Seeing anyone I've ever informed about "The Game."
*Hearing (or thinking) the phrase "That's what she said..."
*Thinking about something that crossed my mind previously
*Dreaming (yes, last night I dreamt, amongst other things, that I lost The Game)
*Thinking about any other dream I've had, which automatically leads me to thinking about "The Game" dream.
*Looking at a clock
*Purple Post-It notes
*Signing onto AIM... because one of my friends always leaves the final words of his profile as "The..." and another friend's buddy icon says "Don't Lose The..."
*Asking someone/being asked what time it is
*Hearing someone talk about a game (sports/video/board, etc.)
*Playing cards, especially Euchre
*Studying / Going to Calculus Class
*Hearing either "integral" or "derivative"
*Playing/Listening to <i>Pilatus- Mountain of Dragons</i>, by Steven Reineke (A friend wrote "The Game" above measure 163 of my copy last week, and now I've lost it there ever since).
*Retracing my steps (to find something), because I always remember the last time I lost, which makes me lose once more.
*Letting my mind wander- some how I always end up thinking: "It's been a while since I've lost The Game."
*Logging onto Facebook, because this group's updates appear on my Facebook homepage.
*Seeing a $2 bill

That's pretty much all that I can think of, lol

I hope you aren't as badly conditioned as I am, to lose The Game after any of the above situations.

Post #7
Jonty wroteon May 14, 2007 at 3:26am
"Why don't you play The Game?" - Daft Punk (Digital Love)
Post #8
Jonty wroteon May 14, 2007 at 3:31am
"The words "I" "just" and "lost" make me lose." - weirdo
Post #9
Joel wroteon May 14, 2007 at 7:05am
yes, connection made in my brain between two things, puns are the worst for me.
winning anything, losing anything, or just getting lost
lost the tv show
starting a sentance with "i just.."
singing out loud
hearing my housemates sing out loud.
my watch alarm going off.
talking about games
the word "loft"
Post #10
Jonty wroteon May 16, 2007 at 6:07am
"I played The Game and felt the pain but I am stonger now." - Some untitled track that just started playing on my computer...
Post #11
Gio wroteon May 17, 2007 at 5:17pm
This group makes me lose! Everytime I see it in someone's group list, I lose! I say we make a resolution that if you lose because of this group, it doesn't count. Agreed?
Post #12
Jonty wroteon May 20, 2007 at 1:26am
"Same old game that never ends" - The Offspring

"I don't wanna lose" - It Could Be Sweet, Portishead
Post deleted on May 20, 2007 at 3:45am
Post #14
Dan wroteon May 20, 2007 at 6:05am
waht makes me lose is seeing the fact that I'm a member of this group every time I log on to f***book!

I might have to leave the group :-(
Post #15
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Spencer wroteon May 21, 2007 at 8:32am
It's actually kinda cool how I lose. I go to school with a awesome group of friends and most of them play the game. Basically whenever we are together we lose. It may sound like a terrible thing, but actually we have some awesome memories when we lose.

Things I lose to:
*Arrested Development
*groaning
*snipers
*spring break
*memories
*trying to remember something
*twitching
*a french painter called Gustav Courbet (I don't recommend his art)
*associations
*facebook
*my blog
*awkward silence
*math
Post #16
Cassondra replied to Spencer's poston May 22, 2007 at 5:06pm
I lose in simple ways.
1. Seeing the soul-consuming FedEx "arrow"
2. AUSTIN?
3. Someone else exclaiming their loss of said game
Post #17
Kelsey wroteon May 22, 2007 at 8:38pm
anytime someone makes that im dissapointed something crappy just happened noise like. awwwhh. i lose
it never fails
Post #18
Cassie wroteon May 23, 2007 at 1:49pm
anything and everything.
Post #19
Felickachay wroteon May 24, 2007 at 4:50am
this group
Post #20
Jonty wroteon June 3, 2007 at 5:17am
"Think about you, think about me. Think about this, think about that. I'm dangerously thinkin', thinkin' 'bout me sittin' here thinkin'." - Roots Manuva (Thinking)
Post #21
Dave wroteon June 3, 2007 at 3:13pm
there is a game about the tv show lost, so my friend went out of state and hadnt lost the game in like two months until he saw "lost: the game" i would have been pissed if i were him
Post #22
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Joe wroteon June 3, 2007 at 8:38pm
whenever i remember anything.

also, abraham lincoln.

thats all.
Post #23
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Tyler replied to Joe's poston June 4, 2007 at 10:57pm
Stupid facebook makes me lose!!!!!!!!
Post #24
Rebekah replied to Tyler's poston June 5, 2007 at 7:48am
facebook makes me lose... thinking about anything makes me lose... if i let my mind wander i lose... being in a quiet room makes me lose (which sucks cuz then i feel like an idiot for saying "I lose" cuz nobody in my stupid town knows the game) studying... basically anything i use my brain for...
Post #25
Stephanie wroteon June 20, 2007 at 5:43pm
Anything and everything. Weirdest one is the song "Now I Have Everything" from Fiddler on the Roof, since one of the most epic losses I've ever seen involved a friend who was playing Perchik losing because one of his friends held a sign saying "The Game" up from the audience in the middle of the song. He managed to finish and then came backstage and swore for about ten minutes solid. That was also my introduction to the game.

Also seeing or mentioning any one of my friends who play, the phrase "you lose", and the other game two of my friends play which involves sneaking up behind the other person and saying "bang you're dead" while pointing at them as if you're holding a gun.
Post #26
Mike wroteon June 22, 2007 at 12:38pm
i lose usually when i am just telling myself that i need to remember something and then boom i remember the game and i lose
Post #27
Alanna wroteon June 24, 2007 at 6:04pm
Anything awkward. Whenever I think "Oh, that's awkward" I lose the game. Anything computer related, such as AIM or facebook. Also, any friends who know about the game. When I think of them, I lose.

Basically, I "officially" lose every single grace period.
Post #28
Doug wroteon July 9, 2007 at 9:55pm
whenever i try to think back on something, or whenever i see a fellow player of the game that i havent seen in a while, I think "oh, its so-and-so who plays the game". Or when ever i go onto wikipedia or google, and now i lose it every time that i go onto FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post #29
Jonty wroteon July 10, 2007 at 2:09am
aphex twin - pac man (techno remix)... at about 2:57
Post #30
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Mitchell wroteon July 27, 2007 at 12:33pm
Haha, There are some amazing triggers. Some of my triggers are

repeatedly saying ketchup
Daterape ( DR in the presence of minors )
Groping
1,2,3 Not it
I won
Seeing people that refuse to play the game
Chapel ( We now have the rule that we can't play the game during chapel.. my pastor got mad when twenty of us shouted I LOST in the middle of it )
DC ( don't ask )
there are more, I just can't think of them until they trigger I Lost.
and seeing as I posted. I lost