What do you say when you lose?

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Post #1
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Jonty wroteon March 20, 2007 at 2:56am
I usually say one of the following:

I lost
Shit I lost
I just lost
Shit I just lost
I lost The Game
I just lost The Game
Shit I lost The Game
Shit I just lost The Game
Post #2
Jessica wroteon March 20, 2007 at 4:10pm
I lost...frying pan!
Post #3
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Neffie wroteon March 22, 2007 at 4:43am
THE GAME. causing eveyone else thats around to swear loads. hahaha, then hey loose too.

hey, why not! lol
Post #4
Kristen wroteon March 22, 2007 at 11:47am
Normally it's a GAHHH! or and ARGG!!! or a NOT AGAIN!
Post #5
John wroteon March 27, 2007 at 12:05pm
"aww I Lose"
which causes everyone else to say awwwwwww



Post #6
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Tanya wroteon March 28, 2007 at 7:23am
Aargh! I've been 'winning' the Game for AGES until I saw this bloody thing!
Post #7
Patrick wroteon March 28, 2007 at 3:00pm
Uh, guys? *pause* I just want to point out that I, uh, just lost the game DONTHURTME!
Post #8
Iain wroteon April 18, 2007 at 7:26pm
"Hey guys? I can't find The Game...I don't know where it went..."
Or the classic "I (just) lost (The Game)"
Post #9
Benita wroteon April 18, 2007 at 7:55pm
I lost.
Post #10
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Liam replied to Neffie's poston April 18, 2007 at 10:00pm
They shouldn't lose - there's a grace period, usually 30 minutes before they can lose.
Post #11
Lauren wroteon April 20, 2007 at 12:10am
i was taught you must specifically announce "Crap I Lost"
Post #12
Martina wroteon April 21, 2007 at 8:12am
"Fuck, I lost!"
or
"Fuck guys, I'm sorry, I lost." then they lose
Post #13
Felicity wroteon April 21, 2007 at 9:45pm
I'll say "I lost" when I first think of it, and then, if I see someone else I know is playing, ask them "Did you just lose?"

Other funny ways I've seen/participated in including sending someone a flower on Valentine's Day (anonymously) with a card reading "I lost", putting small pieces of paper in people's pockets when they're not looking, saying "I lost" or "the game."


Incidentally, it is also quite hilarious because our school song includes the line "Carey's true heirs will through life play the game" and for a while last year, when it was sung at assembly, after that line you could hear people saying "I lost"

The game is more than a game. It is a way of life.

We also play the rules that its 10 minutes before you can lose again (which means people check the clock, and think about the time, and then lose because that makes them think of the game).

We also play that if someone doesn't know about the game, you have to ask them if they want to know, then if they're sure they want to know, then if they're certain they want to know, and if they persist in asking then you can tell them. Not sure why. Makes people more curious, perhaps.

Post #14
Cassie wroteon April 22, 2007 at 1:44pm
I don't usually say that I lost. I tell other people that they lost. People seem to get more worked up about it.
Post #15
Xavier replied to Jonty's poston April 24, 2007 at 9:38am
Puñeta, Perdí!!! (That's Spanish, sorry!!)
Post #16
Aaron wroteon April 25, 2007 at 2:57pm
I usually just say "I lost..." then I'll start looking around for my friend Kyle...then I'll tell him there's something that he'll never lose, and that's when I start humming Outkast's "And the Whole World Loves it when you shake that thang!" Which makes him forever remember that song...right Kyle?

Other than that, some more interesting ways that I'll lose are:

I'll take off my glasses, drop my head to the table, and muffle "I lost"
I'll look straight at my friend Sarah, and without saying a word, she'll say "You just lost, didn't you?"
I'll scream "I'm gonna kill that Lemming that just told me that I lost the game!!!"

Other than that, there's always the classic getting up, doing the "cabbage-patch" while saying "I lost, I lost, I-just-lost-the-game!"
Post #17
Dylan wroteon April 30, 2007 at 12:33pm
i scream FUCK, and my friends know that i lost from that
Post #18
Samantha wroteon May 1, 2007 at 6:58pm
we've all said it so much we just yell "Game" in the middle of class... or send multiple emails & txts where ever we are.. i think our teacher is in on it now too..
Post #19
Amanda wroteon May 1, 2007 at 7:53pm
i yell DAMN IT and my friends know what i'm talking about
Post #20
Mark wroteon May 1, 2007 at 9:51pm
the normal response from my group of friends...

"ugh...I hate you."
"No you dont"
"OH yes I do, until we're even...I shall hate you"
Post #21
Tom wroteon May 2, 2007 at 5:05am
I say "Fucking Rob Schneider!"

Because I noticed thinking about or seeing or hearing the name Rob Schneider made me feel like i'd lost. So then I got in this awful situation of losing everytime I thought of Rob Schneider and thinking of Rob Schneider everytime I lost.

Believe me, it's been very hard for me.

I genuinely hope that no-one who reads this starts losing when they see Rob Schneider or...heaven forbid...thinking of Rob Schneider when they lose but hey, just answering the question.
Post #22
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Ed wroteon May 2, 2007 at 2:08pm
I normally break down into tears and just weep about it for a few hours. Then, when that's passed, I take a paintbrush and I write "I lose the game" backwards on my on forehead and stare at it in a mirror for a while to make that sense of deep personal loss just that little bit deeper and more profound. Then I get in my car, with my megaphone, and roll around the city a bit alternately shouting "I am plagued!" and defacating in civil water features, to help passers-by expirience the discomfort of losing the game. Then I get my airhorns out and walk into some crowded place, such as a bank or mortuary, and just let it rip. Then I maybe have some hot chocolate or something and by then I generally feel a bit better.
Post #23
Laura wroteon May 3, 2007 at 7:00pm
I often say "damn I just lost"
there are so many things that make me lose its not even funny. My friends and I lose several times a day. One friend in particular....all we have to do is look at each other and then we both grin and say "I lost"
Post #24
Evan wroteon May 4, 2007 at 7:44pm
"hey guess what everybody?...(waits for everone to look at me)...I LOST" *books it down hallway*
Post #25
Jonty wroteon May 14, 2007 at 3:35am
Some loss phrases from Wikipedia:

a
the
g
game
lose
"the game"
bolton
loser
"i lost"
collin
"i lose"
"dammit"
"win the game"
"not again"
"i've lost"
arrrgh
"you loser"
"ive lost
"don't click here"
"lose the game"
"i haven't lost"
"u lose"
"u lost" -
"i am a loser"
"i keep losing"
"you are a loser"
"losing the game"
"tatg"
"dont click here"
"you are playing the game"
"i am the game"
"i lost the game"
"you fucking loser"
"i hate that game"
"i hate the game"
"fuck the game"
"shit i lost"
"i just lost the game"
"thought about the game"
"i keep on losing"
"i'm out of the game"
"i've lost the game"
"we are playing the game"
"i hate that fucking game"
"everyone is playing the game"
"we're playing the game"
"I thought about the game"
"shit i just lost"
"u lost the game"
"you are all losing"
"lose motherfucker"
"i hate the fucking game"
"let me tell you about the game"
"do you know about the game"
"made me lose the game"
"ive lost the game"
"when did you last lose"
"the forgetting game"
"lose you fuck"
"the game you have to forget"
"makes me lose the game"
"lose mother fucker"
"shit i just lost the game"
"i keep losing the game"
"pez is gay"
"shit i lost the game"
"i lost the fucking game"
"you're all about to lose"
"shit i keep losing"
"i haven't lost the game"
"Arrrgh I just lost"
"whenever you remember you are playing"
"shit that fucking game"
"i think you just lost the game"
"loss of the game must be announced"
"lose you twat"
thoughtaboutthegame
"i keep on losing the game"
"lose the game mother fucker"
"when did you lose last"
"ps lose the game"
"pez is a twat"
"shit i keep losing the game"
"shit i keep on losing the game"
"lose the game motherfucker"
"lose the game you fuck"
"when did you last lose the game"
"when did you lose the game last"
"everyone has always played the game"
"bitches and hoes I lost the game"
Post #26
Jonty wroteon May 14, 2007 at 3:39am
And some from the old LoseTheGame.com forum:

"Don't forget to breath"
on an IRC channel I'm on, it's often just said as 'game'. which is then extended to 'game on [what caused your loss], e.g. 'game on world cup'
also in person, after being told several times that 'i suck' when I've announced my game loss (I lose VERY often), I've used that as my game loss phrase.
Dammit!/Curses!/-insert expletive here- I lost The Game!!
-then proceeds to stick post-it notes with 'THE GAME' on them around her friends houses in hopes of making them lose-
You lose.
The Game wins.
my friends and i tell eachother that Grace just called about 20 mins ago....it always gets them
I shout "I AM THE GAME" like Triple H from wrestling.
"hey, guess what? You just lost the game!"
Guess who just lost the game?
My roomates and I have many variations: we began with "i just thought about the game," then expanded to "i just lost a point," which was later shortened to "JLP."
Whenever I lose I do something witty. Like "I just lost...... my pen!" At which point everyone knows I was talking about the game and I ussually have several large objects throw nat my head.
"By now losing The Game I made you lose it"
here's one for the AYB fans out there...
The game set up me the loss
...or something like that
"You fucking asshole. You just made me lose the game."
Post #27
Erin wroteon May 14, 2007 at 3:52pm
i yell SHUT UP at my friends haha
Post #28
Henry wroteon May 17, 2007 at 9:17am
This goes to anyone who I know plays it.

"Oh bloody hell, you know what Ive gone and done?".......
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Post #30
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Apple wroteon May 20, 2007 at 6:56pm
Sometimes I say

Perdi el juego