You should be in Alcalá-ics Anonymous if:
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Leana wroteon October 2, 2006 at 5:33pm
1. You are too good for Can-Can until you are drunk at 3am.
2. You puke before you go out.
3. You´ve peed behind a historical monument.
4. You´ve shown up to a group excursion at 7 am drunk.
5. You try to steal napkins everywhere you go in case you have to pee later.
6. You can´t find the other side of your scarf.
7. You´ve passed out in the main plaza on the statue of Cervantes.
8. You are too drunk to NOT look at a couple doing it in the park.
9. You forget you have a boyfriend/girlfriend between 3 and 6am.
10. You show up to a midterm still drunk.
11. You refuse to pay 11€ for water, so you drink out of the sink in the bathroom.
12. You choose your purse on not whether or not it matches, but if it can fit your flip-flops.
13. You know all the words to ¨Gasolina¨and/or Shakira´s ¨Tortura.¨
14. A Spaniard wants to ¨feel your company.¨
15. You have bought a beer at McDonalds.
16. You´ve puked on your bedroom rug and blamed it on an upset stomach.
17. You´ve gotton caught stealing a Jameson´s sign from your bar, and the owner still let you keep it.
18. You´ve sat on a bench by the río passing around a 2€ bottle of wine in the rain.
19. It took you 20 min. to get to the bar an hour and a half to get home.
20. You have knocked the shower door off the hinges because you have vertigo after puking.
21. You have puked in a 14th century buidling that is only open 4 times a year. 22. You think your conditioner smells like alcohol because you like to regularly drink Kingston Tropicals.
23. You look at the clock at 5:30 am and think, "Oh, it's still early."
24. You have woken up with no pants on, and don't know why, but you are still pissed you have to put them back on before eating lunch with your host family. 25. You have ever tried to have a serious conversation in the park, but had to excuse yourself every 3 minutes to pee behind a bush.
26. You have ever bought an inappropriate gift for your host family (ie - a toy motorcycle for the sons of parapalegic that had a motorcycle accident.)
27. You find that you speak WAY better Spanish drunk at 4 am.
28. You have seen your host-mom naked....twice.
29. The bouncer at Can-Can has brushed your hair for you while you´re standing outside.
30. You´ve shared a bottle of wine on the walls of the second largest mosque in the world.
31. You've passed out on the train ride back from Madrid only to wake and find that your friends have all ditched you, how does that make you feel?
32. You've gotten on the right train going in the wrong direction and it took you four stops to figure it out.
33. You had your purse stolen because you were too busy eating maoz on the train.
34. You´ve slept in the DJ booth at Can Can, and then they stole your purse.
35. You´ve missed your flight because you were at can can´s dancing.
36. You were wrongly accused of stealing ornaments from the acala tree and then taken home by the cops.
37. You think the camerero at Kingston is hitting on you. (applies to boys and girls)
38. You´ve passed out at Doner Kabap.
39. You´ve made a game out of trying to pee before the automatic light goes off.
40. You´ve waited at the park for 40 min. to start pre drinking before you realized it was the wrong park.
41. You leaned on your door bell at 4am for 30 seconds chasing the lock around wondering what the sound is.
42. You´ve almost been arrested sneaking into the alcala tree.
43. You´ve made out with Rob.
44. 40 for 20 is now more exciting than 420.
45. You´ve been in an accident with a parked car.
46. The bartender doesn´t know you by name but by drink
47. You´ve ever woken up on top of your covers with a cell phone in one hand and a cookie in the other.
48. You can describe your night like swiss cheese, there are a lot of holes in it.
49. You´re suddenly an expert salsa dancer after 8 fuerte shots.
50. You don´t want to take off your wig while you vomit because you ¨don´t want anyone to recognize you¨
51.You sing ¨you can puke in your pants if you wanna¨ to the tune of ¨you can dance if you wanna¨
52. Your friends have ever explained your gagging to a cab driver by saying ¨she´s a vegitarian and she just ate a huge piece of meat¨ to keep you from getting thrown out on the side of the road.
53. You´ve ever said, ¨I remember talking in a british accent, but after that its a big blank.¨
54. If something falls from the sky on to your shirt and you pick it up, examine it and proceed to eat it.
55. If the next day someone has come up to you and said ¨I hear we´re filling in the blanks... well have I got a story for you!¨
56. If your friends have ever had to pull your hands off the doors of can can while your yelling "I want to go to can can, I want to go to can can, it's not fair!"
2. You puke before you go out.
3. You´ve peed behind a historical monument.
4. You´ve shown up to a group excursion at 7 am drunk.
5. You try to steal napkins everywhere you go in case you have to pee later.
6. You can´t find the other side of your scarf.
7. You´ve passed out in the main plaza on the statue of Cervantes.
8. You are too drunk to NOT look at a couple doing it in the park.
9. You forget you have a boyfriend/girlfriend between 3 and 6am.
10. You show up to a midterm still drunk.
11. You refuse to pay 11€ for water, so you drink out of the sink in the bathroom.
12. You choose your purse on not whether or not it matches, but if it can fit your flip-flops.
13. You know all the words to ¨Gasolina¨and/or Shakira´s ¨Tortura.¨
14. A Spaniard wants to ¨feel your company.¨
15. You have bought a beer at McDonalds.
16. You´ve puked on your bedroom rug and blamed it on an upset stomach.
17. You´ve gotton caught stealing a Jameson´s sign from your bar, and the owner still let you keep it.
18. You´ve sat on a bench by the río passing around a 2€ bottle of wine in the rain.
19. It took you 20 min. to get to the bar an hour and a half to get home.
20. You have knocked the shower door off the hinges because you have vertigo after puking.
21. You have puked in a 14th century buidling that is only open 4 times a year. 22. You think your conditioner smells like alcohol because you like to regularly drink Kingston Tropicals.
23. You look at the clock at 5:30 am and think, "Oh, it's still early."
24. You have woken up with no pants on, and don't know why, but you are still pissed you have to put them back on before eating lunch with your host family. 25. You have ever tried to have a serious conversation in the park, but had to excuse yourself every 3 minutes to pee behind a bush.
26. You have ever bought an inappropriate gift for your host family (ie - a toy motorcycle for the sons of parapalegic that had a motorcycle accident.)
27. You find that you speak WAY better Spanish drunk at 4 am.
28. You have seen your host-mom naked....twice.
29. The bouncer at Can-Can has brushed your hair for you while you´re standing outside.
30. You´ve shared a bottle of wine on the walls of the second largest mosque in the world.
31. You've passed out on the train ride back from Madrid only to wake and find that your friends have all ditched you, how does that make you feel?
32. You've gotten on the right train going in the wrong direction and it took you four stops to figure it out.
33. You had your purse stolen because you were too busy eating maoz on the train.
34. You´ve slept in the DJ booth at Can Can, and then they stole your purse.
35. You´ve missed your flight because you were at can can´s dancing.
36. You were wrongly accused of stealing ornaments from the acala tree and then taken home by the cops.
37. You think the camerero at Kingston is hitting on you. (applies to boys and girls)
38. You´ve passed out at Doner Kabap.
39. You´ve made a game out of trying to pee before the automatic light goes off.
40. You´ve waited at the park for 40 min. to start pre drinking before you realized it was the wrong park.
41. You leaned on your door bell at 4am for 30 seconds chasing the lock around wondering what the sound is.
42. You´ve almost been arrested sneaking into the alcala tree.
43. You´ve made out with Rob.
44. 40 for 20 is now more exciting than 420.
45. You´ve been in an accident with a parked car.
46. The bartender doesn´t know you by name but by drink
47. You´ve ever woken up on top of your covers with a cell phone in one hand and a cookie in the other.
48. You can describe your night like swiss cheese, there are a lot of holes in it.
49. You´re suddenly an expert salsa dancer after 8 fuerte shots.
50. You don´t want to take off your wig while you vomit because you ¨don´t want anyone to recognize you¨
51.You sing ¨you can puke in your pants if you wanna¨ to the tune of ¨you can dance if you wanna¨
52. Your friends have ever explained your gagging to a cab driver by saying ¨she´s a vegitarian and she just ate a huge piece of meat¨ to keep you from getting thrown out on the side of the road.
53. You´ve ever said, ¨I remember talking in a british accent, but after that its a big blank.¨
54. If something falls from the sky on to your shirt and you pick it up, examine it and proceed to eat it.
55. If the next day someone has come up to you and said ¨I hear we´re filling in the blanks... well have I got a story for you!¨
56. If your friends have ever had to pull your hands off the doors of can can while your yelling "I want to go to can can, I want to go to can can, it's not fair!"
Post #2
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Leana replied to Leana's poston October 2, 2006 at 5:34pm
I got this from a club from Arizona that says 'alcala'ics Annonymous.....we should definitly add to it!!!!!
Post #3
Elizabeth replied to Leana's poston October 7, 2006 at 9:03am
If you go to Can Can instead of Gabannabar only because you know that the ropero is free. And 'cause gabannabar always runs out of free sangria on thursday nights