Unseen Prequels

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Post #1
Kamilah wroteon November 3, 2009 at 5:19pm
So this morning on Twitter one of the trending topics was "Unseen Prequels" where ppl were making up titles for prequels to existing movies (see this note for examples http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=181903009264&comments). SOOO Dionne suggested that we do a Bajan version to it (don't have to be all bajanized once they are funny). sooo here are some..

Part Nemo Gone? (prequel to Finding Nemo)
De Postman Coming (Prequel to You've Got Mail)
Pine Hill Dairy (prequel to Milk)

feel free to add ur own
Post #2
Dionne wroteon November 3, 2009 at 8:34pm
De Farmuh Outside Woman (The Farmer's Daughter)
Post #3
Dionne wroteon November 3, 2009 at 8:35pm
oh, and "Skurkkkkkssss!" (Crash)
Post #4
Kamilah wroteon November 4, 2009 at 7:39am
Falling sleep pun Elm Street (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Tursdauh de 12th (Friday the 13th)
De Nation calling a vampire (Interview with a Vampire)
Post #5
Kamilah wroteon November 4, 2009 at 7:40am
De Emperor gine shopping pun Swan Street (The Empereror's New Clothes)
Post #6
Mikki wroteon November 4, 2009 at 7:57am
"Skurkkkkssss!" (Crash).... Now dat definitely deserve de LBAR tag!
Post #7
Raeyle wroteon November 4, 2009 at 8:20am
agree with the 'Skurkkkkssss!' that is titetions.

Wind in de Coconut Trees- (prequel to Wind in the Willows...sad i know)
Post #8
Barry wroteon November 4, 2009 at 8:27am
"part nemo gone"...lololol

i got "V for Van-Man"(Vfor Vendetta)
Post #9
Raeyle wroteon November 4, 2009 at 8:30am
BUP BUP BUP...LIKE DAH ONE. V for Van Man
Post #10
Toya wroteon November 4, 2009 at 9:39am
Paros of De Wes' Indies (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post #11
Mikki wroteon November 4, 2009 at 9:48am
I does see Duppies (Sixth Sense)
Post #12
Kamilah wroteon November 4, 2009 at 10:10am
lol these funny but wunna straying away from the object of the thing. Wha u supposed to b doing is coming up with names for PREQUELS (aka the movie before the real wun)

eg. Gine tuh buy Miss Daisy a Car (Driving Miss Daisy)
Post #13
Mikki wroteon November 4, 2009 at 10:27am
So my ting should really be: "Gine tuh shoot de shrink dat scarred me fuh life" (the Sixth Sense)
Post #14
Toya wroteon November 4, 2009 at 10:30am
lol, love it, Mikki.

I not sure if this is it, but: "How Not To Get Ya Ship Tief In De Firs' Place" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post #15
Mikki wroteon November 4, 2009 at 10:37am
LOL @ Toya!
Post #16
Nya wroteon November 4, 2009 at 3:14pm
A Man Horn He Woman (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)
Post #17
Kamilah wroteon November 4, 2009 at 3:30pm
the is a modified version of one that Dionne had come up with

Breed on the 4th of Novembuh (Born on the 4th of July)
Post #18
Simon wroteon November 4, 2009 at 6:56pm
Wait for um (This is it)
I feel like eating some lam' (Silence of the Lambs)
You sa poor great doa! (Pride and Prejudice)
Post #19
Aisha wroteon November 4, 2009 at 10:17pm
Bored with Dick and Jane (Fun With Dick and Jane)
The Plaster Mould (The Mask)
Passing by in 1 minute (Gone in 60 Seconds)
Post #20
Toya wroteon November 5, 2009 at 5:10am
@ Aisha - The Plaster Mould - lol *wha I like um lol
Post #21
Kamilah wroteon November 5, 2009 at 5:59am
LOL @ plaster mould funny!!!
Post #22
Kamilah wroteon November 5, 2009 at 6:00am
Simon i loved all of urs
Post #23
Kamilah wroteon November 5, 2009 at 6:03am
Man yeah we should have a lil get-tuhgedda (LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring)
Only one towuh dey, de nex wun gine up now (LOTR: Two Towers)
CAW LEN Dat King Ain't Come Back Yet (LOTR: Return of the King)
Post #24
Dionne wroteon November 5, 2009 at 6:53am
HMBL!!!!!! DESE HAY GOT ME DEADIN!!!! hmm...lemme c if i can think of some more...

Bout hay gettin col', yeh! (Ice Age)

Ah feelin tuh run way (Catch me if you can)

Look muh hay (I'm not there)

Talk, but doan touch me! (There will be blood)
Post #25
Simon wroteon November 5, 2009 at 7:49am
hahahahahah! I luvs it!
All uh wanna is bere kix!

I gun leggo a pooop! (Waiting to exhale)
He is a real girls man! (50 first dates)
I coming cross ta brek u up! (Enemy at the gates)
U sa miserable doa! (Much ado about nothing)
Post #26
Kamilah wroteon November 5, 2009 at 7:58am
Talk but doan touch me!! HBML!!!!!

SIMON! AHHHH!! u gine kill me ya know!!!
Post #27
Kamilah wroteon November 5, 2009 at 8:13am
UUU I got a feeling tuhmorruh gine b fairly weird (Freaky Friday)
Edward gine Brydens tuh buy supplies (Edward Scissorshands)
I Got Anudda one fuh u hey so, Ocean (Ocean's 11)
De Tree a Dem Ain't really sayin nuffin much (Fantastic Four)
I feel ya gine hear bout he JUSS now (I AM Legend)
Post #28
Daniel wroteon November 5, 2009 at 12:24pm
Today dun aready stupsee!!!!! (Tomorrow Never Dies)
U tink i gine dead jus so or wuh (Die Hard)
I hope dem ain' fuhget muh Pudding and Souse (Soul Food)
Every Sundy down by Tootsie Grandmuddah playing cricket (Any Given Sunday)
Foreday Morning Jam (From Dusk Till' Dawn)

Post #29
Thabiti wroteon November 5, 2009 at 1:22pm
u leh we go drivin(CARS)
if wunna cud talk me outah dis i ain gun do um (The Negotiator)
Post #30
Kathy wroteon November 5, 2009 at 4:05pm
"Got A Wutless Nigga Man Dat Cyant Foop Fuh Shyte" (He's Just Not That Into You)
"Man Look, I Need Some Rasshole Sleep Yuh" (THIS IS IT) MJ I LOVE U ALWAYS.....