"I get it, but nobody else will."

If we just shorten the headline, we can squeeze another product shot in

Can we put in 2 single-minded messages into the spot?

Could you send me the mp3 by fax??

i showed it to my wife last night and she didn´t got it. We have to change the creativity.

En copia de trabajo: Si, me gusta, pero, podrían mover la toma (que está en full shot) más a la derecha? Sólo reajustarla... (aunque esté en full shot)

"I very much like the visual of concept 1 and also the headline of concept 2. Put them toghether, please."

(1st one was about a girl wearing different shoes with the headline "you don't need to choose", the second one was abou a bomb with a counter of 28 hours 54 minutes and 24 seconds with the headline "you have all the time you need" - we ended up with a girl wearing different shoes and the headline "you have all the time yo uneed" - the agency fired the client eventually)

if no internet, how to send the ecard ?

i like it a lot!! But, could you find another headline, and the product shot i think its not the right angle, and if tou add four more benefits, could be better, mmm... otherwise i think it´s great!!! (¿¿¿¿¿ ????? pos no que estaba bien????)

"If we use social media, what's to stop somebody from raping my children"

I swear to god... a client said that....

"I don't like purple. Never use purple."

"What can I do to convert a JPEG file into JPG in order to use it in a PowerPoint presentation?"

client : i want to shoot this ad. i have $300
me : what do you want to get? the camera or the photographer?
i dont think we can afford both with your budget.

client : what? $2000 to shoot this??? i have a digital camera in my bag, i can shoot it for free.
me : i have a camera on my fone. would you like to pose for me and i can use it for your ad. for good will sake i wont charge you.

client : can you DI the girl so she is standing instead of sitting?
me: er... photoshop is not david copperfield. i cant make that kind of magic.

"We don't want to offend any extra-terrestrials."

Seriously.

"Can't we just email them the TV spot?"

"I think that ad is really intriguing. Unfortunately, intriguing doesn't work for us."

"...oh and can you please email me the mp3 wave file...."

"I challenge you, my agency, to get this spot onto the BBC. If you're any good you'll make it happen ..."


A non-Brit client, working in the UK

"OK, so you're telling me this ad is in 4-colour process.
Can we please decide what four colours will be used?"

C: "What about a 2.0 environment that we monitor so people don't talk smack about our brand???"
Agency: "That's a great Idea, it just goes against everything web 2.0 stands for"

(referring to an ad created originally as a 2 page spread)

"We have a placement coming up, can you resize this to 4" by 5"?"

"The budget has been cut. Can you resize the TV spot to fit in a quarter-page print ad?"

"My husband is an executive, and he doesn't read your publication - so I won't put it on the plan."
"But we can do registration targeting just to c-levels."
"Can you reach my husband?"
"Not if he doesn't read us."
"Then I can't put you on the plan."

Serious and scary.

Client: I don't think that actor is good looking enough
Account: What is your definition of 'good looking'
Client: My husband is very attractive
Account: (JOKINGLY) Maybe we should have casted your husband
Client: I was actually considering that...

client : "I want something 100% similar, u know what i mean ?"

( 100% similar? ... u mean the same ? ...)

"We love the concept, we just want a different headline and a different visual."

...because people are stupid.