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    Little boy named Nathan, "I see you on facebook all the time. Mom, can we email Twig and set up a play date?"
    Mom "I don't know if Twig is allowed to leave the festival."
    Nathan, "Ohhh, I didn't know fairies could get grounded. Its OK Twig, I get grounded too."
    · Comment · August 16, 2010 at 8:25am ·
    • Cassy McClellan, Kerri Gulledge, Taylor Margison and 1,137 others like this.
      • Debra VonOtt-Miller Lol! Aww, so sweet!!
        August 16, 2010 at 11:35am
      • Amber Kay Montes lol! haha! :)
        August 16, 2010 at 11:35am
      • Chise Lelouche Aw that's so precious. ^^
        August 16, 2010 at 11:45am
      • Jen Belari Rachel Edwards That is just about the sweetest thing I've seen all week :D
        August 16, 2010 at 11:48am
      • Paula Irwin too sweet
        August 16, 2010 at 11:51am
      • Red Jezka Oh so cuuuuute
        August 16, 2010 at 12:01pm
      • Raven Serena Rogers AWWW!! SO sweet!
        August 16, 2010 at 12:04pm
      • Danielle Fansler aww I love the kid's comments you post. Thanks for sharing. Children are a blessing.
        August 16, 2010 at 12:07pm · 1
      • Ellyn Erickson AWWWWW!
        August 16, 2010 at 12:35pm
      • Laura Amasong lovely
        August 16, 2010 at 1:13pm
      • Robbyn E. Davies ‎"out of the mouths of babes" arent they wonderful.
        August 16, 2010 at 1:16pm
      • Martha Lauer Cowley Twig, you know you have the best job in all the world.
        August 16, 2010 at 1:34pm
      • Michele Ervin That is cute
        August 16, 2010 at 1:40pm
      • Cindy Drennan VonHentschel Yes, my daughter wants you for her Fairy Princess Birthday Party! She'll be 7, but she still believes ♥
        August 16, 2010 at 2:18pm
      • Kim Turner twig u are my fairie soulmate
        August 16, 2010 at 2:21pm
      • Soweto Irene M awww how cute lol
        August 16, 2010 at 2:56pm
      • Xani Shields hah cutie
        August 16, 2010 at 3:37pm
      • Kelli A Bren Moments like that would make it all worthwhile to me lol. Kids are awesome!
        August 16, 2010 at 3:41pm
      • Ash Barrett thats so cute
        August 16, 2010 at 4:19pm
      • Gail Dennehy oh, that's so beautiful. I hope you never get grounded, Twig.
        August 16, 2010 at 4:25pm
      • Lhindah Straw Out of the mouths of babes!!!! Got to love it!
        August 16, 2010 at 4:44pm
      • Shirley DiRisio It was so great to see you in Sterling!!! We didn't get to meet but I'm so glad you got to share in our special place!
        August 16, 2010 at 4:58pm
      • Bill R Russell Jr ‎?
        August 16, 2010 at 5:08pm
      • Linda Barlow Broekhuyse GORRRGEEEOOUUUSSS ! XX
        August 16, 2010 at 5:20pm
      • Dorothy Houle so sweet!
        August 16, 2010 at 5:24pm
      • Jules Smith how cute
        August 16, 2010 at 6:09pm
      • Michelle Gomez ADORABLE!!!!!!!
        August 16, 2010 at 6:14pm
      • Karen DeFratus Armor Twig, you enrich so many lives!!! Thank you for sharing your experiences.
        August 16, 2010 at 6:21pm
      • Chris Stephens my daughter and i think your amazing
        August 16, 2010 at 6:23pm
      • Dena AbyJudkins Khademi cute
        August 16, 2010 at 6:25pm
      • Diane M Hindman too cute!
        August 16, 2010 at 6:47pm
      • Elaina Baldwin Just thought I'd make it 130 comments!
        August 16, 2010 at 7:03pm
      • Erin Armstrong kawaii XD
        August 16, 2010 at 7:22pm
      • Susan Selleck Armantrout AWWW!!!!
        August 16, 2010 at 7:27pm
      • Shyla Kellogg I seriously need some down time and time to just touch base with the faeries. Soooo...I want to get grounded and put in the corner with Twig :)
        August 16, 2010 at 7:44pm
      • Jeff Wyatt its good to be grounded sometimes
        August 16, 2010 at 8:12pm
      • Jesi Lynn how adorable..... LOVE IT lol
        August 16, 2010 at 8:23pm
      • Beth Pace that is just so cute!
        August 16, 2010 at 8:31pm
      • Scott Spyglass Adams ROARS with Laughter Love it ! Love It !
        August 16, 2010 at 9:40pm
      • Lucy Twedt LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        August 17, 2010 at 2:59am
      • Patrick Michael Callahan

        Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very... difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

        The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

        He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

        Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.

        But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

        The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

        The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

        Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

        He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

        He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

        Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

        What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

        Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

        And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

        The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened

        The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

        Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

        Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

        What would YOU do?

        What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?

        Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

        Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

        Now....what is the moral to this story?

        Scroll down

        The moral is.....
        If you don't let a woman have her own way....
        Things are going to get ugly
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        August 17, 2010 at 6:18am · 1
      • Loretta Prisco LOL
        August 17, 2010 at 9:33am
      • Lynn Garten OMG THIS is too cute!!!
        August 17, 2010 at 10:50am
      • John Murrie Grounded rats was hoping she could visit the Texas renaissance festival in October:(
        August 17, 2010 at 12:46pm
      • Kimberly Smith-Lantry From the mouth of babes...too cute
        August 17, 2010 at 12:46pm
      • Grace Fredricks Hi
        August 18, 2010 at 8:17pm
      • Julia McLean sweet story..... definitely good!
        August 19, 2010 at 5:08am
      • Perri Berggman D'AWW SOO CUUUTEEE ♥
        August 20, 2010 at 6:42pm
      • Ants Mommie awww how adorable kids r great!
        August 24, 2010 at 12:22pm