
along with unusual virility, a rapists wit, and a head shaped like the working end of a cruise missile, my parents passed an acute sensitivity to idiocy on to me...

imagine that you’re in a perfectly happy relationship. but, a deadly combination of an unusually stressful week (you just got demoted at work for a monkey. not a figurative monkey either. ...

it usually doesn’t start this way. it probably began with the same passion, enthusiastic spontaneity, unbridled optimism, and unprompted sunday bj’s synonymous with most happy couples. yo...

in his most devoted attempt to fight crime, the champ debuted the compass in may, providing the women of vsb with an infallible guide to decipher what men really mean when we’re talking to them. ...

Is that male camel toe? Tomorrow’s Halloween. Yay. What that means is that some of you overly ambitious (no Pharrell) big kids are going to don costumes that you have no business wearing. ...

I’m Black. I know. Shocker. Well, such as it is, my Blackness allows me certain luxuries in life. I get to set trends for the world, be president, and inspire Congress to revisit mandatory minimums for drug offenses. Yeah, I’d say that being Black definitely has its perks. Bu...

While popular opinion is that men want a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed, the truth of the matter is, most men want you to be who they want you to be in bed. What does that mean...

Paranoia is a motherf*cker. It causes you do all kinds of things. Just ask T.I. That dude had an arsenal of guns that would make Saddam Hussein jealous because he was paranoid that folks were trying to kill him. I mean, he had ARMY guns. Now, a little paranoia can be healthy...

One day I was at my favorite local eatery (you can’t be a uppity negro unless you have something like a “local eatery”) and I saw this rather jolly old white cat who was clearly from Ohio standing there ordering a sandwich with things on it that I’d never order. Wait, ...

according to a list at totalbeauty.com, the men of el paso, texas are the ugliest in the country, narrowly beating hagerstown, md and the cast of the ruins “But nearly 15 percent of the dudes in this Lone Star city have less than a 9th grade education. ...

two things immediately came to mind when hearing about the chicago high school where one out of every seven female students are pregnant 1...

its been 25 years since a midnight viewing of the monolith monsters shook the young champ so much that he refused to walk on pebbles and anywhere else where swarms of rocks were present...

“hey guys my name’s “…….”, and I was wondering if you could help me out with something. i really want to date more black girls but I’ve always had alot of trouble attracting them. I’ve gotten ...











