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…vsb, the arsonist, the champ, the champ’s toast, liz’s boobs, which vss makes the worst milkshakes, which vsb has dated boned the most vss’s offline, and anything vsb-related (or not)...
as you all probably know by now, i’m the sh*t. don’t be mad at me, though. i can’t help it, and even if i could, i probably wouldn’t...
admittedly, i haven’t been as affected by mj’s sudden death as most others seem to be. while i’m saddened by his untimely end, the news registered with me more in a “damn. someone famous as f*ck just died!!” sense than a “he was a part of my life” sense...
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in the history of bad decisions, you can argue that will smith passing up the role of neo in “the matrix” because he needed to finish filming “wild wild west” ranks in the top three, right up there with “praising your argentinian mistress at a supposedly penitent press conference” and...
Every morning when I wake up, I brush my teeth, take a shower, get out and proceed to applying lotion (Palmer’s) in all the places on my person that could possibly be exposed to the elements. Specifically, I apply lotion on my arms, legs, face, neck, feet, hands, etc...
Summertime is here and that means that the insane heat is going to be messing with people’s good judgment and common sense. Lucky for you, I, Panama Jackson, am here to provide some do’s and don’ts for the summertime, though really, these rules can apply all year. I’m all-purpose like that...
I have a lot of women in my life. I have about 4 sisters. And my use of that term “about” is about as accurate as you’re going to get in the life in the day of Panama Jackson...
First off, Happy (Day After) Father’s Day to all the father’s of VSB. Good job. This past weekend, I finally saw Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail. Now slap me silly and call me Susan, but it seems to me like his movies are getting better...
we all know the scenario. boy meets girl. girl likes boy. girl passive aggressively pursues boy. boy agrees to lazily date girl. girl is single and 30, so she is easily enthralled with unremarkable boy. girl sleeps with boy immediately after second date, hoping to f*ck boy into submission...
By now, the whole world should have heard Jay-Z’s newest creation, the No I.D./Kanye West production, “D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)”. Of course, Diddy is having a sh*tfit right now since his overly promoted album Last Train To Paris (due out in September) is all auto-tuned...
Earlier today I read that men are three times as likely to be on that Jon Kerry sh*t change their mind about something than women are. I found this curious considering how often women are accused of being indecisive boobs. As a man, I find this to be quite nonsensical. Or do I? I’m not sure...
Club banger. noun. from the Latin for clubbus bangerustosticus. 1) a song that will cause every one within earshot to go into momentary paralysis as they realize (and often times proclaim) “that’s my song (or sh*t)” and begin to gyrate in gyratious gyratastics...
you know, sometimes lost in my relentless smart-aleckness and sarcasm is the fact that there are a few things i’ve mentally and emotionally deemed snark and cynic-proof...
completing a decathlon passing the bar eating stouffer’s french bread pizza, and not burning the roof of your mouth teaching v renee to read although each of the aforementioned tasks are extremely formidable, none of them compare to the sheer difficulty of telling a person you care about that...
***before we get started today, i’d like to officially welcome my homie panama, aka the panamanian, aka the arsonist, aka jiggaboo p, aka drake deez, aka giovanni eraser to the 30 club...
in the past couple months, the champ has gone out a couple times to examine common clubbing behaviors and innocently grind on tipsy grad school asses...
after watching a mini-marathon on tvone the other day, i’ve come to realize that my complete underwhelmedness with “good times” has nothing to do with the (lack of) comedy, the ubiquitous corduroy pantsuits or even the perpetually dispiriting story lines and everything to do with two people:...
One of my favorite lines ever uttered in rap music history is: “…and even after all my logic and my theory, I add a motherfucker so you ignant n*ggas hear me…” ~Lauryn Hill I effin love that line. Strangely, it’s the concise, succinct written explanation of how I like to live my life...
And you know what they say: B*tches love the smiley face. (If you’re unfamiliar with that particular line from Boondocks and think that Panama is just haphazardly calling women b*tches, well, go kill yourself. Thanks...
Welcome to hip-hop week here at VSB.com. I decided that I might as well take a week to look at “love” from a hip-hop standpoint since hip-hop is what I do. Panama = Hip-Hop. Bounce bitch. I’m also sexxy, but you already knew that. Ahem...
In VSB traditin of taking days off to celebrate US holidays, we hope that you all enjoy Memorial Day with some BBQ and basketball and salute yourself a veteran on this unofficial first day of summer...
those who don’t know me personally may be surprised to learn that i’m (comically) bowlegged and pigeon-toed. seriously. comically. like, more bowlegged than verne troyer and more pigeon-toed than michael jordan...
“they were pissing on my head and calling it rain” —ezekiel “easy” rawlings, “devil in a blue dress” we all know the scenario. college buddies vacation in gary, indiana cancun. guy meets stripper named “apathy” lovely grad student from charlotte. guy and girl hit it off...
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