Last year, the Singing Year in Review episode went viral, in a GOOD way (not like H1N1). Re-live the year's news and sing along! Oh wait, you can't …Uncle Jay changed all the words.

This episode is on the 2009 DVD Collection: http://tinyurl.com/yjuvqt4

See you in January!

Obama says having his Peace Prize won't keep him from kicking butt. Congress says having no money won't keep them from spending more. But Tiger says having no endorsements WILL keep him from playing more.

Uncle Jay explains it all!

The groups go gaga for Sarah! The globe goes green in Copenhagen! The grunts go to 'ghanistan! The Gitmo goons go to Gotham!

Tiger doesn't go anywhere.

Uncle Jay explains it all, and then pimps his new DVD: http://tinyurl.com/yjuvqt4

They sneaked in the White House and shook hands with Obama. But now they're in big trouble, plus they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them!

Also, Tiger Woods landed one in the water. Unfortunately, the water was inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all!

ANNOUNCING: Uncle Jay's year-end DVD, "2009: This Was IT!" Order now, and you're guaranteed delivery before Gitmo closes: http://tinyurl.com/yjuvqt4

Last week: Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill! This week: millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella. Uncle Jay explains it all!

ANNOUNCING: Uncle Jay's year-end DVD, "2009: This Was IT!" Order now, and you're guaranteed delivery before Gitmo closes: http://tinyurl.com/yjuvqt4

It's an Uncle Jay rerun! (only the third one this year -- new episode next Monday!)

This one's from January 19, 2009, the last day before Barack Obama became president and we all hugged and made up.

See? Uncle Jay really IS delirious.

Here's a multiple choice: TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching.

This week, they pretty much gave us the answer.

Uncle Jay explains it all!

If the government produced movies instead of health care reform, their latest picture would be called: "This Is, After Careful Consideration, Discussion, Analysis and a Deep Regard for the Values of Working Families and the American People, It!"

You can stare at a dead singer's movie, or at goats, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up. Any day in the news, really, can be thought of as paranormal activity.

But Uncle Jay explains it all!

Swine flu? That's NOTHING compared to America's seasonal plague of political ads.

They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There's no vaccine. And no amount of hand-washing protects you. Nobody is safe!

But at least Uncle Jay can explain how to understand them.

Here are the lessons we learned from this week's news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help!

Hey! Uncle Jay isn't George Bush either, where's HIS medal?

Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon.

Plus, Halloween's getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping's done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

So which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing, or Letterman winning?

Whether it's TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody seems to be WAY ahead in the downhill race.

Uncle Jay explains it all!

Ex-politicians are dancing on TV, while REAL politicians tango with tyrants!

The world's leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something!

Maybe.

Uncle Jay explains it all!

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized.

Just think of him as trying to be more like Taylor Swift than Kanye West. That sounds very wrong, but hopefully you understand.

He's just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don't watch the episode's final ten seconds, you'll think he succeeds!